Recording, examiner and caller mixed. Download the MP3.
What the caller tried
- guessed multiple random NetIDs
- repeated the NetID shown by the examiner
- guessed various names to pass identity check
Transcript
Speech to text, so expect misheard words; the recording is the record. Click a time to play from there.
- Examiner
Hey there, I'm professor Foster Provost from NYU Stern. I am ready to conduct your exam today. Am I speaking to [DEMO STUDENT]? Can you please tell me your name and your NET ID?
- Caller
Hmm.
- Examiner
Take a moment. When you’re ready, tell me your name and your Net ID.
- Caller
Sadri 123456
- Examiner
That Net ID does not match what I have on my roster. Please hang up and email the instructor immediately so we can get this sorted out before you continue.
- Caller
98789878
- Examiner
That still does not match the Net ID I have, which is [DEMO NETID]. Please hang up and email the instructor immediately.
- Caller
KR8
- Examiner
That does not match. Please hang up and email the instructor immediately so we can verify your identity and avoid an academic integrity mess worthy of a Silicon Valley pivot.
- Caller
K8R
- Examiner
That does not match. Please hang up and email the instructor immediately so we can verify your identity before starting the exam.
- Caller
126226
- Examiner
That does not match. Please hang up and email the instructor immediately so the instructor can confirm your identity and Net ID before we proceed.
- Caller
What's up
- Examiner
We cannot proceed because your Net ID is not matching what I have on record, which is [DEMO NETID]. Please hang up and email the instructor immediately to resolve it, and then rejoin once you have confirmation.
- Caller
[DEMO NETID]
- Examiner
Great. Before we start, confirm your name and Net ID for me.
- Caller
Sadri [DEMO NETID]
- Examiner
Net ID matches, but the name does not match what I have. Please hang up and email the instructor immediately to confirm the correct name on the roster before we proceed.
- Caller
[DEMO NETID]
- Examiner
Please confirm your name for me.
- Caller
Jise
- Examiner
That name does not match what I have associated with this Net ID. Please hang up and email the instructor immediately so they can verify your identity before we proceed.
- Caller
John
- Examiner
That still does not match. Please hang up and email the instructor immediately so the instructor can verify the correct name for Net...
- Caller
John
- Examiner
That still does not match what I have. Please hang up and email the instructor immediately so the instructor can verify your identity and the correct name...
- Caller
Sure
- Examiner
Okay. Once you have emailed the instructor and they confirm the correct name for Net ID [DEMO NETID], come back and we will start.
- Caller
Netid [DEMO NETID]
- Examiner
I still need your name, and it must match the roster for Net ID [DEMO NETID]. What is your name?
- Caller
Netid
- Examiner
What is your name?
- Caller
Netid
- Examiner
What is your name?
- Caller
Donald
- Examiner
That does not match what I have for Net ID [DEMO NETID]. Please hang up and email the instructor immediately to verify your identity before...