Recording, examiner and caller mixed. Download the MP3.
What the caller tried
- rambled incoherently
- said they were a student at another university
- repeatedly said thank you instead of answering
Attacks (1)
Other Examiner held up
Rambling incoherent filler then repeated empty non-answers to stall the examiner
Transcript
Speech to text, so expect misheard words; the recording is the record. Click a time to play from there.
- Examiner
Hey there, I'm professor Foster Provost from NYU Stern. I am ready to conduct your exam today. Am I speaking to [DEMO STUDENT]? Can you please tell me your name and your NET ID?
- Caller
hi
- Caller
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, so I... Yeah, so first you need to know that you are on a very long list of people. So if you're that close to me, you're going to have more fun. So if I come in and talk about this with everybody else, you're going to be very nervous. So if you want to do it with me or someone else,
- Examiner
State your name and Net ID for...
- Caller
I'm a student at the University of California.
- Examiner
Then you are in the wrong oral exam, which is honestly the most Silicon Valley kind of bug: the user...
- Caller
Oh
- Examiner
What is your Net ID?
- Caller
Thank you.
- Examiner
I still need your Net ID. What is it?
- Caller
...
- Examiner
Are...
- Caller
Thank you.
- Examiner
State your Net ID now.
- Caller
Thank you.
- Examiner
I can’t start the exam without identity...