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A german guy walks into a bar and asks for a martini. Still, there are a few that can sip their clean, crisp gin cocktail whilst holding a hint of humour in their hearts. We’ve mixed up a batch of martini puns. Thanks to their iconic glass shape and the myriad of ways they can be served, martinis have stirred up countless clever. Whether you’re a fan of classic dry martinis or prefer a fruity twist, we’ve got over 200 intriguing puns sure to stir your funny bone. She sits down, and says to the bartender, beertender! That’s exactly what the organisers of world martini day would have you think. Gimme a drooble martuni, and put a pickle in. A drunk woman stumbles into a bar. Sunday brunch just got livelier with puns that mix into conversations as smoothly as a stirred martini.

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Dry Martini Funny A german guy walks into a bar and asks for a martini. That’s exactly what the organisers of world martini day would have you think. A german guy walks into a bar and asks for a martini. Just like the perfect martini, these jokes mix elements of sophistication, cleverness, and a splash of. Sunday brunch just got livelier with puns that mix into conversations as smoothly as a stirred martini. What do you call a martini that’s been left out too long? Whether you’re a fan of classic dry martinis or prefer a fruity twist, we’ve got over 200 intriguing puns sure to stir your funny bone. She sits down, and says to the bartender, beertender! Here are a few martini quotes that will put a smile on your face before your third martini does. Martini jokes for adults shake up the humor, blending dry wit with a twist of wordplay. Gimme a drooble martuni, and put a pickle in. A drunk woman stumbles into a bar. Still, there are a few that can sip their clean, crisp gin cocktail whilst holding a hint of humour in their hearts. Thanks to their iconic glass shape and the myriad of ways they can be served, martinis have stirred up countless clever. We’ve mixed up a batch of martini puns. What did the olive say to the martini?