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Describing his teacher to his mother, Jimmy called her “mean but fair.” |
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Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today. |
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Mother: How do you like your new teacher? |
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Son: I can’t go to school today. |
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn’t you? |
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“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. |
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What would happen if you took the school bus home? |
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A teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. |
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Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test! |
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The little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. |
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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day? |
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“An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?” |
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Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line? |
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. “I’m wasting my time,” she said to her mother. “I can’t read, I can’t write – and they won’t let me talk!” |
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Teacher: “Isn’t it remarkable how quickly the kids learn to drive the car?” |
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Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? |
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The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. |
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. |
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College student: “Hey, Dad! I’ve got some great news for you!” |
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Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my questions? |
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Father: How do you like going to school? |
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Student: Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in it. |
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Teacher: Why are you late? |
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Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? |
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“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up.” said the sarcastic teacher. |
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” |
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“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” said a boy to a girl. |
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Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round? |
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Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? |