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The mother was furious. “Paul!” – she yelled. “Why are you making such awful faces at your bulldog?” |
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A small boy ridiculed the talk about a painless dentist in his neighborhood. “He’s not painless at all.” – said the boy. |
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The boy of ten was sipping his favorite strawberry soda at McDonalds when his pal strolled in. The boy looked up from the drink and said, “Thought you were over at Jenny’s house.” |
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Two kids were hiking and were surrounded by huge granite cliffs. “I wonder where all this stone came from?” – one boy asked. |
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Two kids were hiking when they came upon a huge bear. One boy sat down, took a pair of track shoes out his knapsack and started to put them on. |
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A boy walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to give him something to cure the hiccups. The pharmacist merely leaned over and slapped the kid on the back. |
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Two kids talking: |
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Little girl: “My baby brother is only one year old but he has been walking, now, for six months.” |
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Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted. |
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It was a wonderfully deep snow and the little boy stood at the top of a hill readying his sled for a slide downhill. |
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Teacher: “James, why are you late for school?” |
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In first grade, the teacher was offering the class questions about the alphabet. “Can anyone tell me what comes after ‘O’?” |
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A farmer grabbed his 10-year-old son and asked, “Did you cut down that cherry tree?” |
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The 5-year-old loved his daddy and hated to see him leave everyday to go to work. He asked his mom, “Mom, why does Daddy have to leave us and go to work everyday?” |
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“Charles!” exclaimed his mother, “You must not…simply must not pull the cat’s tail!” |