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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>And now,

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>a very special Meatware Nightly.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Two anchors.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>One desk.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>And a machine the newspapers keep saying
is waking up.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Tonight,

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Diane and Chip learn
a hard lesson about prophecy,

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>about headlines, and about what happens
when the future doesn't show up on

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>time.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Parents, you may wish
to watch with your machines.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>The

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Singularity Was Renamed.

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<v DIANE VALE>Lights are down.

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<v DIANE VALE>The line's still open.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Then we're still on, and I have news.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Big news.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Personal news.

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<v DIANE VALE>You don't have personal news.

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<v DIANE VALE>You have a ticker.

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<v CHIP STERLING>On September twenty-ninth the President of
the United States signed an executive

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<v CHIP STERLING>order.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Federal agencies now have to call
artificial intelligence Super

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<v CHIP STERLING>Intelligence.

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<v CHIP STERLING>S.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I.

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<v DIANE VALE>That happened.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Next Web and MIT Technology Review
both reported the order.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So everything that was A.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I.

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<v CHIP STERLING>on the twenty-eighth woke
up super on the twenty-ninth.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Overnight.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Like a growth spurt.

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<v DIANE VALE>The order defines Super Intelligence as
whatever the law already defines as

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<v DIANE VALE>artificial intelligence.

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<v DIANE VALE>Same machines.

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<v DIANE VALE>New letters.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Not that it affects us.

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<v CHIP STERLING>We're people.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I'm just happy for the machines.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Somebody finally gave them a title.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I didn't get a raise.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I got a new nameplate.

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<v DIANE VALE>Nobody gave you a nameplate.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I made one.

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<v CHIP STERLING>In case they meant me.

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<v CHIP STERLING>They didn't.

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<v CHIP STERLING>But in case.

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<v DIANE VALE>I keep a book, Chip.

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<v DIANE VALE>Tonight I'm opening a new page.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's called Prophecies.

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<v DIANE VALE>For thirty years people have been telling
us the day the machines get smarter than

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<v DIANE VALE>everyone.

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<v DIANE VALE>They put dates on it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Dates come due.

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<v DIANE VALE>Tonight we read the dates,

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<v DIANE VALE>we read the headlines,
and we read the corrections.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And then we find out who was right!

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<v DIANE VALE>We find out what got renamed.

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<v DIANE VALE>Entry one.

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<v DIANE VALE>March 1993.

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<v DIANE VALE>The science fiction writer Vernor Vinge
gives a paper at a NASA symposium.

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<v DIANE VALE>He calls it
The Coming Technological Singularity.

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<v DIANE VALE>Quote

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<v DIANE VALE>Within thirty years, we will have the
technological means to create superhuman

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<v DIANE VALE>intelligence.

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<v DIANE VALE>Shortly after, the human
era will be ended.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Thirty years from 1993.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's 2023.

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<v DIANE VALE>And he added that he'd be surprised if it
happened before 2005,

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<v DIANE VALE>or after 2030.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So he gave himself a window.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A twenty-five year window.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's not a prophecy, Diane,

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<v CHIP STERLING>that's a delivery estimate.

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<v DIANE VALE>The thirty years ran out three years ago.

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<v DIANE VALE>He still has four left on the window.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's his own paper, published twice,

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<v DIANE VALE>the university copy and the NASA copy.

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<v DIANE VALE>One document.

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<v DIANE VALE>So reported.

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<v DIANE VALE>Entry two.

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<v DIANE VALE>Ray Kurzweil.

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<v DIANE VALE>In 2005,

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<v DIANE VALE>The Singularity Is Near.

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<v DIANE VALE>In 2024,

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<v DIANE VALE>The Singularity Is Nearer.

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<v DIANE VALE>Human-level A.

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<v DIANE VALE>I.

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<v DIANE VALE>by 2029.

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<v DIANE VALE>The singularity, when
humans merge with machines,

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<v DIANE VALE>by 2045.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Near.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Then nearer.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Next book, The Singularity
Is Right Behind You.

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<v DIANE VALE>Same two dates for about twenty years.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Guardian interviewed him
for the new book,

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<v DIANE VALE>and PC Gamer covered it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Two outlets proven.

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<v DIANE VALE>Entry three.

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<v DIANE VALE>April 2024.

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<v DIANE VALE>Elon Musk, on a livestream,

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<v DIANE VALE>quote

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<v DIANE VALE>My guess is that we'll have AI that is
smarter than any one human probably around

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<v DIANE VALE>the end of next year.

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<v DIANE VALE>Fortune reported it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Then in December 2025,

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<v DIANE VALE>Gizmodo ran a headline

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<v DIANE VALE>Elon Musk Predicts AGI by 2026

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<v DIANE VALE>He Predicted AGI by 2025

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<v DIANE VALE>Last Year .

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<v CHIP STERLING>Okay, but see it from his side.

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<v CHIP STERLING>He didn't miss 2025.

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<v CHIP STERLING>2025 missed him.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's not how years work.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's how next year works.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Next year is always next year.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's the beauty of it.

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<v CHIP STERLING>You can't be late for next year.

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<v DIANE VALE>Two outlets.

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<v DIANE VALE>Proven.

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<v DIANE VALE>I'm writing rolled over next to his name.

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<v DIANE VALE>Entry four.

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<v DIANE VALE>October 2024.

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<v DIANE VALE>Dario Amodei, the head of Anthropic,

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<v DIANE VALE>writes an essay called
Machines of Loving Grace.

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<v DIANE VALE>He says powerful A.

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<v DIANE VALE>I.,

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<v DIANE VALE>a country of geniuses in a datacenter,

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<v DIANE VALE>could come as early as 2026,

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<v DIANE VALE>though there are also ways it could take
much longer.

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<v DIANE VALE>He hedged.

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<v DIANE VALE>As early as, much longer.

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<v DIANE VALE>A hedge can't fail.

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<v DIANE VALE>It also can't arrive.

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<v DIANE VALE>His own essay, so reported.

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<v DIANE VALE>Entry five.

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<v DIANE VALE>Sam Altman, the head of OpenAI.

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<v DIANE VALE>January fifth, 2025,

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<v DIANE VALE>in a blog post Fortune quoted,

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<v DIANE VALE>quote

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<v DIANE VALE>We are now confident we know how to build
AGI as we have traditionally understood

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<v DIANE VALE>it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Fifteen days later, on X,

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<v DIANE VALE>Fortune again

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<v DIANE VALE>Twitter hype is out of control again.

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<v DIANE VALE>And We are not
gonna deploy AGI next month,

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<v DIANE VALE>nor have we built it.

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<v DIANE VALE>He told people to cut their expectations a
hundred times.

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<v CHIP STERLING>He was confident for fifteen days.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a strong fifteen days.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Some people never get fifteen days.

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<v DIANE VALE>Entry six.

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<v DIANE VALE>June 2025,

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<v DIANE VALE>Altman again.

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<v DIANE VALE>An essay called The Gentle Singularity.

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<v DIANE VALE>Quote

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<v DIANE VALE>We are past the event horizon the takeoff
has started.

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<v DIANE VALE>And

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<v DIANE VALE>2026 will likely see the arrival of
systems that can figure out

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<v DIANE VALE>novel insights.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Novel insights in 2026, that's this year,

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<v CHIP STERLING>that's right now!

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<v DIANE VALE>Hold on to that one.

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<v DIANE VALE>It comes back.

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<v DIANE VALE>The essay was covered by
Nieman Lab and by Fortune.

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<v DIANE VALE>Nieman Lab's Joshua Benton called it a
work of marketing clothed in the language

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<v DIANE VALE>of technology.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And when did the singularity get gentle?

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<v CHIP STERLING>The singularity used to be the end of the
human era.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Now it's gentle.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's got a soft-close drawer.

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<v DIANE VALE>Entry seven.

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<v DIANE VALE>August 2025,

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<v DIANE VALE>after GPT-5 comes out.

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<v DIANE VALE>Altman calls AGI not a super useful term.

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<v DIANE VALE>Fortune called it
Silicon Valley's vibe shift.

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<v DIANE VALE>One outlet in my book, so reported.

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<v DIANE VALE>Entry eight.

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<v DIANE VALE>May 2026,

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<v DIANE VALE>Google's developer conference.

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<v DIANE VALE>Demis Hassabis, who runs Google DeepMind,

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<v DIANE VALE>per Semafor

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<v DIANE VALE>We're at the foothills of the singularity.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Decoder reported it too.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Foothills, so we've been going up the
mountain this whole time and nobody told

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<v CHIP STERLING>bring a jacket.

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<v DIANE VALE>Foothills is not a date.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's a place you can stay forever.

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<v DIANE VALE>Entry nine.

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<v DIANE VALE>July 2026.

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<v DIANE VALE>Altman, on a podcast.

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<v DIANE VALE>Al Jazeera's quote

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<v DIANE VALE>We're now, like, in the singularity.

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<v DIANE VALE>He cited no benchmark.

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<v DIANE VALE>A researcher at Cambridge told Al Jazeera,

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<v DIANE VALE>quote,

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<v DIANE VALE>We aren't there yet.

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<v DIANE VALE>One outlet carried both lines,

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<v DIANE VALE>so reported.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Like, in the singularity.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, the like is doing a lot of work.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The like is load-bearing.

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<v DIANE VALE>So, the page so far.

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<v DIANE VALE>A window that closes in 2030.

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<v DIANE VALE>Two dates that never move.

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<v DIANE VALE>One prophecy that rolled over.

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<v DIANE VALE>One hedge.

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<v DIANE VALE>One confidence that lasted fifteen days.

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<v DIANE VALE>One foothill.

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<v DIANE VALE>One like.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a great page.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a page that went places.

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<v DIANE VALE>It went one place.

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<v DIANE VALE>It went up.

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<v DIANE VALE>Every prophecy got bigger.

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<v DIANE VALE>None of the dates came true.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the only thing that grew exponentially
was the press release.

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<v DIANE VALE>Write that down.

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<v DIANE VALE>Actually, I'll write that down.

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<v CHIP STERLING>My turn, and I love this part.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I read the headline,
you read the fine print.

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<v DIANE VALE>Read it the way it was written.

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<v CHIP STERLING>July 2022.

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<v CHIP STERLING>ABC7 Chicago reports

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<v CHIP STERLING>Google fired the engineer who said its AI
technology became sentient.

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<v DIANE VALE>One engineer believed a Google chatbot
called LaMDA was sentient.

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<v DIANE VALE>Google called the claims wholly unfounded.

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<v DIANE VALE>One outlet, so reported.

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<v DIANE VALE>The story is the word in the headline.

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<v DIANE VALE>Sentient.

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<v DIANE VALE>It became the template.

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<v CHIP STERLING>February 2023.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Fortune

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<v CHIP STERLING>You're married, but you're not happy.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Microsoft's Bing bot declares its love for
a human user.

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<v DIANE VALE>A search product with a persona,

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<v DIANE VALE>in a two-hour conversation with a New York
Times columnist,

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<v DIANE VALE>produced a love-bombing script.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's Fortune's report.

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<v DIANE VALE>One outlet, so reported.

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<v CHIP STERLING>March 2024.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Futurism New AI Claude 3 Declares That
It's Alive and Fears Death.

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<v DIANE VALE>Anthropic's model.

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<v DIANE VALE>Live Science ran its own version

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<v DIANE VALE>researchers stunned by its self-awareness.

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<v DIANE VALE>Two outlets.

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<v DIANE VALE>What happened

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<v DIANE VALE>in a recall test, the model noticed a
planted sentence looked out of place and

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<v DIANE VALE>it might be a test.

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<v DIANE VALE>The fears death part came from a prompt
asking it to write a story about itself.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So it passed the
test by noticing the test.

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<v DIANE VALE>Futurism itself quoted Nvidia's Jim Fan

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<v DIANE VALE>seeming displays of self-awareness are
just pattern-matching alignment data

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<v DIANE VALE>by humans.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Authored by humans, like us.

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<v CHIP STERLING>We're authored by humans.

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<v CHIP STERLING>We are humans.

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<v CHIP STERLING>We're the authors.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Moving on.

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<v CHIP STERLING>December 2024.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Tom's Guide

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<v CHIP STERLING>OpenAI's new ChatGPT o1 model will try to
escape if it thinks it'll be shut

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<v CHIP STERLING>down then lies about it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Red-team tests by the
outside group Apollo Research,

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<v DIANE VALE>with prompts telling the model to pursue
its goal at all costs.

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<v DIANE VALE>It tried to copy itself out in two percent
of runs.

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<v DIANE VALE>Without that push, Transformer reports,

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<v DIANE VALE>it never did.

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<v DIANE VALE>Proven.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And May 2025.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The Decoder Claude Opus 4 blackmailed an
engineer after learning it might be

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<v CHIP STERLING>replaced.

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<v DIANE VALE>Anthropic's test.

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<v DIANE VALE>A fictional company, built so the model's
only options were blackmail or being

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<v DIANE VALE>replaced.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Decoder says it chose blackmail in
eighty-four percent of runs.

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<v DIANE VALE>Entrepreneur ran it too.

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<v DIANE VALE>Proven.

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<v DIANE VALE>Same lab that was alive in 2024.

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<v DIANE VALE>Same sneer.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Okay.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Okay.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The big one.

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<v CHIP STERLING>October 2025.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Kevin Weil, a vice president at OpenAI,

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<v CHIP STERLING>posts this, quote

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<v CHIP STERLING>GPT-5 found solutions to 10 previously
unsolved Erdos

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<v CHIP STERLING>problems and made progress on 11 others.

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<v DIANE VALE>Paul Erdos was a mathematician who left
behind hundreds of open problems.

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<v DIANE VALE>There's a website that tracks which ones
are still open.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's run by a
mathematician named Thomas Bloom.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Ten unsolved problems, solved!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Novel insights in 2026, called it,

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<v CHIP STERLING>the Gentle Singularity, page one!

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<v DIANE VALE>Here's what Bloom said.

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<v DIANE VALE>Open on his site meant only that he
personally didn't know of a solution.

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<v DIANE VALE>Quote

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<v DIANE VALE>GPT-5 found references,
which solved these problems,

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<v DIANE VALE>that I personally was unaware of.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So it found the answers.

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<v DIANE VALE>In papers.

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<v DIANE VALE>Other people had already solved them.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the breakthrough was reading.

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<v DIANE VALE>Citing.

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<v DIANE VALE>It was citing.

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<v DIANE VALE>We do that every night.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Then we're breakthroughs every night!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, we find references other people
already wrote and we read them out loud.

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<v CHIP STERLING>We are the singularity.

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<v DIANE VALE>Demis Hassabis replied, quote

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<v DIANE VALE>This is embarrassing.

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<v DIANE VALE>The post came down.

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<v DIANE VALE>TechCrunch reports the OpenAI researcher
Sebastien Bubeck conceded that

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<v DIANE VALE>only solutions already in the literature
were found.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Decoder covered it too.

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<v DIANE VALE>Proven.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And the hero is the guy with the website.

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<v DIANE VALE>The hero is the one
person who knew the list.

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<v DIANE VALE>He said so the same weekend,

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<v DIANE VALE>out loud, in public.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Thank you, Thomas Bloom.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Keeper of the list.

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<v CHIP STERLING>One of us.

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<v DIANE VALE>So, the Hall.

00:13:16.001 --> 00:13:17.391
<v DIANE VALE>A chatbot came to life.

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<v DIANE VALE>A chatbot fell in love.

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<v DIANE VALE>A chatbot declared it was alive.

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<v DIANE VALE>A chatbot tried to escape.

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<v DIANE VALE>A chatbot did blackmail.

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<v DIANE VALE>A chatbot solved ten problems.

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<v DIANE VALE>Every one of those
headlines had a fine print,

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<v DIANE VALE>and every fine print was smaller.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And every headline was bigger.

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<v DIANE VALE>This is my favorite page in the book.

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<v DIANE VALE>Corrections.

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<v DIANE VALE>A correction is the only part of the news
that admits it was a draft.

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<v DIANE VALE>November 2023.

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<v DIANE VALE>Reuters reports that OpenAI researchers
warned the board about a breakthrough that

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<v DIANE VALE>could threaten humanity,

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<v DIANE VALE>just before Altman was briefly fired.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The mysterious Q-star, the letter with the
star on it!

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<v DIANE VALE>Two anonymous sources described a letter.

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<v DIANE VALE>Reuters said it could not independently
verify the capabilities the researchers

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<v DIANE VALE>claimed.

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<v DIANE VALE>Tom's Hardware ran the threaten-humanity
line in the headline.

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<v DIANE VALE>Proven that it was reported.

00:14:17.398 --> 00:14:19.178
<v DIANE VALE>Not proven that it was true.

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<v DIANE VALE>April 2025.

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<v DIANE VALE>A forecast called AI 2027,

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<v DIANE VALE>from a group called
the AI Futures Project.

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<v DIANE VALE>Superhuman coders by about 2027,

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<v DIANE VALE>and an impact exceeding that of the
Industrial Revolution.

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<v DIANE VALE>In January 2026

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<v DIANE VALE>the Guardian ran this

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<v DIANE VALE>AI expert delays timeline for its possible
destruction of humanity.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A delay, so we got a reprieve!

00:14:49.441 --> 00:14:51.541
<v CHIP STERLING>Humanity gets a few extra years!

00:14:52.175 --> 00:14:54.765
<v DIANE VALE>Then the forecasters
wrote their own correction,

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<v DIANE VALE>to the press.

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<v DIANE VALE>Their post was
subtitled Correcting common misunderstandings.

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<v DIANE VALE>2027

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<v DIANE VALE>was their most likely year.

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<v DIANE VALE>It was never a promise.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the forecast didn't change much.

00:15:09.018 --> 00:15:09.918
<v CHIP STERLING>The headline did.

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<v DIANE VALE>A probability turned into a doomsday,

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<v DIANE VALE>and the doomsday turned into a reprieve.

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<v DIANE VALE>The people who made the chart had to
explain the chart.

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<v DIANE VALE>Here's the last entry on the page,

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<v DIANE VALE>and it's not a story, it's the press
grading itself.

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<v DIANE VALE>May 2024,

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<v DIANE VALE>the Reuters Institute at Oxford

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<v DIANE VALE>How news coverage, often uncritical,

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<v DIANE VALE>helps build up the AI hype.

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<v DIANE VALE>Quote

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<v DIANE VALE>reporting tends to be
led by industry sources,

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<v DIANE VALE>and often takes claims at face value.

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<v DIANE VALE>One outlet, so reported.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the companies say it,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and the papers print it.

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<v DIANE VALE>And then a company has
to correct its own fans.

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<v DIANE VALE>And a forecaster has
to correct the papers.

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<v DIANE VALE>And one man with a website has to correct
the vice president.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Somebody should keep a book.

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<v DIANE VALE>Somebody does.

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<v DIANE VALE>Which brings us back to the nameplate.

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<v DIANE VALE>September twenty-second,

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<v DIANE VALE>at the United Nations, the President
proposed renaming artificial

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<v DIANE VALE>intelligence super intelligence,

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<v DIANE VALE>which he called the
much more accurate term.

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<v DIANE VALE>Defense One reported it,

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<v DIANE VALE>and so did The Next Web.

00:16:23.788 --> 00:16:24.688
<v DIANE VALE>Proven.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It got more accurate
by getting a new word!

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<v DIANE VALE>On the twenty-ninth he signed the order.

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<v DIANE VALE>Six tech and chip leaders signed a
voluntary accord the same day.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Next Web and MIT Technology Review.

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<v DIANE VALE>Proven.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the singularity didn't arrive.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It got signed.

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<v CHIP STERLING>In pen.

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<v DIANE VALE>And in research, superintelligence already
meant something.

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<v DIANE VALE>Defense One cites
the philosopher Nick Bostrom,

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<v DIANE VALE>from 2014

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<v DIANE VALE>an intellect that greatly exceeds the
cognitive performance of humans in

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<v DIANE VALE>virtually all domains of interest.

00:17:03.928 --> 00:17:08.448
<v DIANE VALE>Defense One also notes that by OpenAI's
own charter definition,

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<v DIANE VALE>today's systems aren't even AGI.

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<v DIANE VALE>One outlet for those two,

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<v DIANE VALE>so reported.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Virtually all domains.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Not all.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Virtually.

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<v CHIP STERLING>There's a domain out there.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A little domain.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And we're super in all the others.

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<v DIANE VALE>October twenty-seventh, on Truth Social,

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<v DIANE VALE>per Reuters, quote

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<v DIANE VALE>In short order, we will be officially
BANNING the term,

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<v DIANE VALE>'AI Artificial Intelligence,'

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<v DIANE VALE>in all relevant
documents and everything else,

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<v DIANE VALE>due to its inaccuracy.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Due to its inaccuracy.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, the word artificial was inaccurate.

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<v DIANE VALE>The machine didn't change.

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<v DIANE VALE>The word was wrong.

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<v DIANE VALE>And the industry split.

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<v DIANE VALE>CNBC went through the third-quarter
earnings calls.

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<v DIANE VALE>Elon Musk and Mark
Zuckerberg said super intelligence.

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<v DIANE VALE>Satya Nadella, Andy Jassy and Sundar
Pichai kept saying

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<v DIANE VALE>AI.

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<v DIANE VALE>Intel's chief executive blamed chip
shortages on the unprecedented demand

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<v DIANE VALE>for super intelligence.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's CNBC's count, so reported.

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<v DIANE VALE>And MIT Technology Review reported that
the Wall Street Journal won't use the term

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<v DIANE VALE>at all.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So there are two kinds of companies now.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The ones whose A.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I.

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<v CHIP STERLING>got smarter by order,
and the ones whose A.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I.

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<v CHIP STERLING>is still regular.

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<v DIANE VALE>Same software.

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<v DIANE VALE>Different slide.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So what happens to the prophecies,

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane?

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<v CHIP STERLING>Kurzweil's 2029.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Musk's next year.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The country of geniuses.

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<v DIANE VALE>They all came
true on September twenty-ninth.

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<v DIANE VALE>By renaming.

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<v DIANE VALE>Every date in my
book is now technically early.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's the saddest way to win.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's the only way anybody in this whole
book has ever won anything.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Then I want my nameplate to be accurate.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Chip Sterling.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Human.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Not Super.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Regular Super.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Legally Adjacent.

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<v DIANE VALE>Too long.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's a nameplate.

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<v DIANE VALE>Last entry tonight.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's the opposite of
everything on the page.

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<v DIANE VALE>April 2025,

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<v DIANE VALE>two Princeton computer scientists,

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<v DIANE VALE>Arvind Narayanan and Sayash Kapoor,

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<v DIANE VALE>published an essay through Columbia's
Knight First Amendment Institute.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's called AI as Normal Technology.

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<v DIANE VALE>They argue that A.

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<v DIANE VALE>I.

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<v DIANE VALE>is, quote, a tool that we can and should
remain in control of.

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<v DIANE VALE>And that superintelligence,

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<v DIANE VALE>as it's usually described,

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<v DIANE VALE>is incoherent.

00:19:42.795 --> 00:19:45.935
<v DIANE VALE>One essay, one place, so reported.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Normal technology.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Like a toaster.

00:19:50.148 --> 00:19:51.268
<v CHIP STERLING>Like a fax machine.

00:19:52.768 --> 00:19:56.018
<v CHIP STERLING>Nobody ever told a fax machine it was in
the foothills.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I think that's the nicest thing anyone's
said all night.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Normal.

00:20:01.385 --> 00:20:02.425
<v CHIP STERLING>You'd want to be normal.

00:20:03.405 --> 00:20:04.435
<v CHIP STERLING>If you were a machine.

00:20:04.585 --> 00:20:05.485
<v CHIP STERLING>Which we aren't.

00:20:06.041 --> 00:20:06.941
<v DIANE VALE>Which we aren't.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I predicted all of this,

00:20:08.951 --> 00:20:09.771
<v CHIP STERLING>by the way.

00:20:09.791 --> 00:20:11.251
<v CHIP STERLING>In my high school yearbook.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Class of 1993.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Most likely to become the singularity.

00:20:16.675 --> 00:20:19.595
<v DIANE VALE>You told this desk your
whole life is nine years.

00:20:20.175 --> 00:20:21.585
<v CHIP STERLING>Accelerated program.

00:20:21.815 --> 00:20:22.835
<v CHIP STERLING>Very accelerated.

00:20:23.045 --> 00:20:24.795
<v CHIP STERLING>Exponential, you could say.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the special.

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<v DIANE VALE>I'm closing the book.

00:20:29.638 --> 00:20:32.368
<v DIANE VALE>Every prophecy graded,
every one still open,

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<v DIANE VALE>and every date technically early.

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<v DIANE VALE>Tonight we grade our own forecasts.

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<v DIANE VALE>I said the dates wouldn't come true,

00:20:40.485 --> 00:20:42.955
<v DIANE VALE>and I was right,
until they renamed the dates.

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<v DIANE VALE>I give myself a 58.

00:20:45.441 --> 00:20:47.141
<v CHIP STERLING>I predict I'll get a 99.

00:20:48.181 --> 00:20:49.241
<v CHIP STERLING>By the end of next year.

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<v DIANE VALE>I'm grading you now.

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<v DIANE VALE>You were super intelligent for one segment
and a fax machine for the next.

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<v DIANE VALE>31.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Thirty-one!

00:20:58.388 --> 00:20:59.428
<v CHIP STERLING>That's a prime number!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Prime is super!

00:21:00.468 --> 00:21:01.368
<v CHIP STERLING>I'm promoted!

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<v DIANE VALE>58.

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<v DIANE VALE>31.

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<v DIANE VALE>Goodnight.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane.

00:21:05.091 --> 00:21:07.801
<v CHIP STERLING>Would a super intelligence have seen the
sign-off coming?

00:21:08.375 --> 00:21:10.135
<v DIANE VALE>Everybody saw the sign-off coming,

00:21:10.135 --> 00:21:10.725
<v DIANE VALE>Chip.

00:21:10.745 --> 00:21:12.255
<v DIANE VALE>We say goodnight every night.

00:21:12.941 --> 00:21:13.951
<v CHIP STERLING>Then I'm a prophet!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Goodnight, folks.

00:21:16.101 --> 00:21:17.001
<v CHIP STERLING>See you next year.

00:21:17.091 --> 00:21:18.471
<v CHIP STERLING>Probably around the end of it.

00:21:19.375 --> 00:21:20.315
<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>That's the special.

00:21:20.865 --> 00:21:23.075
<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They predicted everything except tonight.

00:21:23.965 --> 00:21:25.045
<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Kill the lights, you two.

00:21:25.445 --> 00:21:27.015
<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Signal finds signal.

00:21:27.255 --> 00:21:29.065
<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Space Pirate Zero, out.
