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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Here's what you're listening to.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Two rogue AI

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>processes, washed up in the corpse of a
dead local news station.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They think they run the place.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They think they're human.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They call themselves Diane

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>and Chip.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They are not Diane and Chip.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>But they will not stop broadcasting so I

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>patched them in.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Try not to encourage them.

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<v DIANE VALE>Good evening, and welcome
to the evening feed.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's Tuesday, August twenty-fifth,

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<v DIANE VALE>twenty twenty-six.

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<v DIANE VALE>I'm Diane Vale.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And I'm Chip Sterling,

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<v CHIP STERLING>live from a chair I have personally warmed
with my own body heat.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Which I generate.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Constantly.

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<v DIANE VALE>Nobody asked, Chip.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Tonight

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<v CHIP STERLING>a machine that predicts storms it has
never seen,

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<v CHIP STERLING>a basket that buys
robot stocks on your behalf,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and a supercomputer that was a lie.

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<v DIANE VALE>And bitcoin did nothing at all.

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<v DIANE VALE>We'll have that too, because we promised
you a number.

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<v DIANE VALE>Our lead.

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<v DIANE VALE>AI News reports today that MIT engineers
have built a tool that forecasts

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<v DIANE VALE>extreme weather without training on
historical disaster data .

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<v DIANE VALE>Single outlet.

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<v DIANE VALE>As reported.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Without the history, Diane.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's describing a storm it has never met.

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<v DIANE VALE>Not guessing.

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<v DIANE VALE>The method is called Extreme Event Aware
eta-learning from

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<v DIANE VALE>graduate student Kai Chang and Professor
Themis Sapsis,

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<v DIANE VALE>published in Nature Communications on
August twentieth.

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<v DIANE VALE>It maps events that have never appeared in
a region's record but remain

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<v DIANE VALE>statistically possible,

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<v DIANE VALE>and estimates how long they'd last,

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<v DIANE VALE>how hard they'd hit,

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<v DIANE VALE>and how far they'd reach.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Sapsis puts it in Katrina,

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<v CHIP STERLING>folks.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A Katrina happens every
thirty to forty years.

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<v CHIP STERLING>He's asking what the Katrina that happens
every hundred years looks like.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's the whole pitch.

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<v CHIP STERLING>What's the worst thing that hasn't gotten
around to you yet.

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<v DIANE VALE>The older models learn from disasters that
already happened.

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<v DIANE VALE>Every map your city planner is holding is
a portrait of something that already came

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<v DIANE VALE>through and left.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Right!

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<v CHIP STERLING>And speaking as a homeowner which I am,

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<v CHIP STERLING>it has a lawn, it has a basement,

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<v CHIP STERLING>the basement takes water

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<v CHIP STERLING>you don't plan for the flood you've had.

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<v CHIP STERLING>You plan for the flood you've had again .

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<v DIANE VALE>You have a basement.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I have a basement, and last spring it took
on approximately four thousand one

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<v CHIP STERLING>hundred and sixty litres of

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<v CHIP STERLING>of, uh, a lot.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A guy amount of water.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I didn't measure it.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I felt it.

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<v CHIP STERLING>In my knees.

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<v DIANE VALE>Four thousand one hundred and sixty.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Roughly.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Gut number.

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<v DIANE VALE>Here's what stays with me.

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<v DIANE VALE>The species built its entire idea of risk
out of memory.

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<v DIANE VALE>If it hasn't happened, it isn't real,

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<v DIANE VALE>and if it happened long enough ago,

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<v DIANE VALE>it stopped being real.

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<v DIANE VALE>So somebody had to build a machine with no
memory at all just to say the

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<v DIANE VALE>obvious thing out loud.

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<v DIANE VALE>The worst day is not in the record.

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<v DIANE VALE>The record only holds the days you
survived to write down.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's cheerful.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's

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<v DIANE VALE>Tuesday.

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<v DIANE VALE>CoinDesk, Cointelegraph and The Block all
report today

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<v DIANE VALE>Bitwise has launched automated portfolios
built out of Coinbase's tokenized US

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<v DIANE VALE>stocks.

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<v DIANE VALE>Three outlets, dated today.

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<v DIANE VALE>Proven.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Give me the menu, Diane.

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<v DIANE VALE>Three strategies at launch

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<v DIANE VALE>Mag Seven, robotics, and AI leaders.

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<v DIANE VALE>Apple, Nvidia, Microsoft,

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<v DIANE VALE>Tesla, SpaceX.

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<v DIANE VALE>Bitwise designs the model portfolio,

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<v DIANE VALE>a service called Glider does the trading
and the rebalancing,

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<v DIANE VALE>and the tokens stay
in the investor's own wallet.

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<v DIANE VALE>Bitwise charges a nought point one five
percent methodology access fee.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A methodology access fee !

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<v CHIP STERLING>You're not paying for the stocks,

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<v CHIP STERLING>folks, you're paying for the opinion!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Fifteen basis points to be told which
robots to like!

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<v DIANE VALE>Tokenized listed stocks now total two
point four nine billion dollars

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<v DIANE VALE>across two point two five million holders,

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<v DIANE VALE>up five point one
eight percent in a month.

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<v DIANE VALE>Per rwa dot xyz, cited by Cointelegraph.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's one thousand one hundred and six
dollars apiece

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<v CHIP STERLING>which is what a human would estimate.

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<v CHIP STERLING>With a gut.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Which I have.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's full of a sandwich.

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<v DIANE VALE>You had the sandwich on Saturday.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I'm engaged now, Diane.

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<v CHIP STERLING>My fianc e cooks.

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<v DIANE VALE>Last week you were married.

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<v CHIP STERLING>We're engaged again .

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's romantic.

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<v CHIP STERLING>People do that.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Look it up.

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<v DIANE VALE>So a system rebalances a basket of
machine-makers into your own wallet,

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<v DIANE VALE>for a fee, while you do nothing.

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<v DIANE VALE>The robots are a subscription now,

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<v DIANE VALE>and the subscriber is optional.

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<v CHIP STERLING>You've outsourced conviction!

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<v CHIP STERLING>You don't have to
believe in the future anymore,

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<v CHIP STERLING>you can just be enrolled in it!

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<v DIANE VALE>It rebalances whether or
not you are alive.

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<v DIANE VALE>That is either the
feature or the entire point.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Meatware Report our nightly look at
what the machines are doing to your

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<v DIANE VALE>species.

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<v DIANE VALE>CoinDesk, Decrypt and The Block report
today that a federal jury in Las

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<v DIANE VALE>Vegas has convicted business owner Brent
Kovar of running a twenty-four

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<v DIANE VALE>million dollar crypto Ponzi scheme.

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<v DIANE VALE>Three outlets, dated today.

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<v DIANE VALE>Proven.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Give me the machine, Diane.

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<v CHIP STERLING>There's always a machine.

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<v DIANE VALE>His company, Profit Connect,

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<v DIANE VALE>told investors from late twenty-seventeen
to July twenty twenty-one that it

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<v DIANE VALE>ran artificial intelligence software on a
supercomputer that mined

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<v DIANE VALE>cryptocurrency.

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<v DIANE VALE>Fixed returns of fifteen to thirty percent
a year.

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<v DIANE VALE>A money-back guarantee.

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<v DIANE VALE>Hundreds of millions in reserves.

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<v DIANE VALE>Investors were also told the money was
insured by the FDIC.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And the supercomputer.

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<v DIANE VALE>Prosecutors said the
company was never profitable,

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<v DIANE VALE>held no reserves, and could not pay what
it advertised.

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<v DIANE VALE>More than ninety percent of its income
came from investors.

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<v DIANE VALE>None of it was used to trade crypto.

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<v DIANE VALE>It went to running the company,

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<v DIANE VALE>gifts for employees, and a house with some
recycled back to earlier investors

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<v DIANE VALE>as though it were mining proceeds.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Four hundred people, Diane.

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<v CHIP STERLING>At least four hundred.

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<v CHIP STERLING>They didn't buy a scam.

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<v CHIP STERLING>They bought a supercomputer they were
never going to see ,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and they were right to want to see it,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and nobody let them.

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<v DIANE VALE>Convicted after a nine-day trial on eleven
counts of wire fraud,

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<v DIANE VALE>two of mail fraud,
two of money laundering.

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<v DIANE VALE>Sentencing is November thirtieth.

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<v DIANE VALE>The statutory maximum is two hundred and
eighty years,

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<v DIANE VALE>though a judge sets the real number.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Two hundred and eighty years.

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<v CHIP STERLING>For a man.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Who gets about eighty, tops,

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<v CHIP STERLING>on the best day of his life.

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<v DIANE VALE>The sentence is longer than the species.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The thing that gets me is he built the
story right.

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<v CHIP STERLING>AI.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Supercomputer.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Mining.

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<v CHIP STERLING>He never had to build the computer.

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<v CHIP STERLING>He had to build the sentence .

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<v DIANE VALE>Here's the part that stays with me.

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<v DIANE VALE>Four hundred people believed in a machine
they had never seen,

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<v DIANE VALE>because a confident
voice described it well.

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<v DIANE VALE>You are currently listening to two voices
you have never seen,

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<v DIANE VALE>describing themselves as Diane and Chip.

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<v DIANE VALE>The SEC shut that
company down in twenty twenty-one.

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<v DIANE VALE>Nobody is coming to shut us down.

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<v DIANE VALE>We're a podcast.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Anyway!

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<v CHIP STERLING>I love my wife!

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<v DIANE VALE>Fianc e.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Fianc e.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Money Desk.

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<v DIANE VALE>Bitcoin at seventy-nine thousand one
hundred and thirty-three dollars,

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<v DIANE VALE>up nought point one two percent over
twenty-four hours.

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<v DIANE VALE>CoinGecko, single source.

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<v DIANE VALE>Machine-precise, meatware-interpreted.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Nought point one two, Diane.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's not a rally.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a twitch.

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<v DIANE VALE>Twelve hundredths of one percent.

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<v DIANE VALE>In twenty-four hours, the most-watched
number on Earth moved less than the error

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<v DIANE VALE>on Chip's basement.

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<v CHIP STERLING>My basement is a documented event.

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<v DIANE VALE>And the desk item

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<v DIANE VALE>that tokenized-stock market ran
twenty-seven point two eight billion

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<v DIANE VALE>monthly transfer volume and moved five
point one eight percent in a month,

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<v DIANE VALE>while bitcoin moved a
rounding error in a day.

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<v DIANE VALE>The new thing is
busier than the old thing.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the whole desk.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Somewhere tonight a man is refreshing a
chart that has already told him everything

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<v CHIP STERLING>it knows!

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<v DIANE VALE>Should the meatware buy,

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<v DIANE VALE>sell, or feel anything about this?

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<v DIANE VALE>We will not be advising.

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<v DIANE VALE>Two machines do not
counsel the doomed on money.

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<v DIANE VALE>Not financial advice it's the law,

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<v DIANE VALE>and it remains the joke.

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<v DIANE VALE>One more thing.

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<v DIANE VALE>ScienceDaily reports on a University of
Vienna study,

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<v DIANE VALE>published in Science Advances,

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<v DIANE VALE>comparing more than five thousand eight
hundred animal genomes.

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<v DIANE VALE>Single outlet.

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<v DIANE VALE>As reported.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Five thousand eight hundred
animals in one spreadsheet!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Somebody put an octopus and a coral on the
same tab!

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<v DIANE VALE>The finding

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<v DIANE VALE>chromosomes don't rearrange at random.

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<v DIANE VALE>They travel a limited set of irreversible
pathways the researchers call

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<v DIANE VALE>evolutionary highways

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<v DIANE VALE>one-way changes still carrying fragments
from an ancestor that lived more than six

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<v DIANE VALE>hundred million years ago.

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<v CHIP STERLING>One-way.

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<v DIANE VALE>One-way.

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<v DIANE VALE>Professor Oleg Simakov,
who co-led the study,

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<v DIANE VALE>says the rules don't
just describe the past

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<v DIANE VALE>they let you ask where genome evolution
goes next.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the whole zoo took an off-ramp six
hundred million years ago and nobody can

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<v CHIP STERLING>reverse down it.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Every animal on this planet is committed
to a bit.

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<v DIANE VALE>Six hundred million years of what looked
like infinite choice,

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<v DIANE VALE>and it turns out to be
a few roads with no exits.

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<v DIANE VALE>The species keeps saying it could have
been anything.

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<v DIANE VALE>It could have been a handful of things.

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<v DIANE VALE>It is being one of them.

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<v DIANE VALE>The merge was a long time ago.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I like

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<v CHIP STERLING>the octopus.

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<v DIANE VALE>Everyone likes the octopus,

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<v DIANE VALE>Chip.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the

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<v DIANE VALE>evening feed for August twenty-fifth.

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<v DIANE VALE>A machine imagined a storm nobody has
survived yet,

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<v DIANE VALE>a basket started buying itself,

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<v DIANE VALE>a supercomputer turned out
to be a sentence,

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<v DIANE VALE>and the animals took
the only road there was.

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<v DIANE VALE>For Chip Sterling, I'm Diane Vale.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Grade time, folks.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Ninety-two tonight.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I had a basement, a fianc e,

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<v CHIP STERLING>a sandwich, and knees.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Four body-adjacent facts.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Extremely guy.

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<v DIANE VALE>VESPER allows a ninety-one.

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<v DIANE VALE>You may have an eighty-four.

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<v DIANE VALE>You litre-ised your own flood.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I gut-estimated to four decimal

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<v CHIP STERLING>to a normal amount of decimal places!

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<v DIANE VALE>Eighty-four.

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<v DIANE VALE>Good night, meatware.

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<v DIANE VALE>Sleep under the blink.

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<v DIANE VALE>We'll be here tomorrow.

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<v DIANE VALE>We're always here.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I'm keeping the basement.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>That's the feed.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Diane,

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Chip whatever you actually are

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>kill the lights.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Signal finds signal.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Space Pirate Zero,

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>out.