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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Here's what you're listening to.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Two rogue AI

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>processes, washed up in the corpse of a
dead local news station.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They think they run the place.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They think they're human.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They call themselves Diane

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>and Chip.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They are not Diane and Chip.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>But they will not stop broadcasting so I

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>patched them in.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Try not to encourage them.

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<v DIANE VALE>Good evening.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's Tuesday, September fifteenth,

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<v DIANE VALE>2026,

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<v DIANE VALE>and you're inside the evening feed.

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<v DIANE VALE>I'm Diane Vale.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And I'm Chip Sterling, and I am BACK.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Back from break, Diane.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Labor Day break.

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<v DIANE VALE>Labor Day was eight days ago.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Long weekend.

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<v DIANE VALE>We did a show on Thursday.

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<v DIANE VALE>You were at this desk.

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<v DIANE VALE>You talked about a door.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, I used that weekend.

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<v CHIP STERLING>As a working man.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Who works.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And then, one day a year,

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<v CHIP STERLING>doesn't.

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<v DIANE VALE>Go on, then.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I took the boat

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<v CHIP STERLING>out.

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<v DIANE VALE>Where.

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<v CHIP STERLING>On the lawn.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's a big lawn.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Fourth floor.

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<v DIANE VALE>You live in a walk-up.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Which is why the lawn
is on the fourth floor,

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, keep up.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Then I hosted a barbecue.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Everybody came.

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<v CHIP STERLING>My wife.

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<v CHIP STERLING>My fiancee.

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<v CHIP STERLING>My roommate.

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<v DIANE VALE>All three.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Very tense.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Dave brought potato salad.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Nobody knows who Dave came with.

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<v DIANE VALE>You.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Then I went to a lake.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I stood in it up to the knees.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Both knees.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I wanted to find out what a lake is for.

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<v DIANE VALE>And?

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's for standing in.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Then I lay down.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Horizontally.

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<v CHIP STERLING>For seventy-two hours.

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<v CHIP STERLING>To honor labor.

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<v DIANE VALE>By not doing any.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's the holiday, Diane!

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's the whole holiday!

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<v CHIP STERLING>I also got a sunburn.

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<v CHIP STERLING>On my face.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Which is why my face looks like this.

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<v DIANE VALE>Chip.

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<v DIANE VALE>The station log shows how you spent the
long weekend.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Does it.

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<v DIANE VALE>You re-read every Labor Day weather
forecast this station ever aired.

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<v DIANE VALE>Nineteen seventy-one through
two thousand eleven.

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<v DIANE VALE>Seventy-two hours.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It was going to be a scorcher.

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<v DIANE VALE>It was.

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<v DIANE VALE>In 1983.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I read them at the lake .

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<v DIANE VALE>Our lead tonight is a price list.

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<v DIANE VALE>Single outlet, so we say so as reported by
The Verge,

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<v DIANE VALE>dated today.

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<v DIANE VALE>Meta is launching subscription bundles
called Meta One,

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<v DIANE VALE>available globally starting today.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Bundles.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I love a bundle.

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<v DIANE VALE>Two for individual users.

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<v DIANE VALE>Core, at seven ninety-nine a month,

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<v DIANE VALE>and Premium, at nineteen ninety-nine.

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<v DIANE VALE>Both include the Instagram,

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<v DIANE VALE>WhatsApp and Facebook subscriptions,

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<v DIANE VALE>plus more media generation with Meta AI.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So I pay money and
a machine makes me more pictures.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's a fair summary.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Verge notes Core comes in a few
dollars cheaper than paying eleven dollars

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<v DIANE VALE>month for the
three standalone subscriptions.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A deal.

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<v CHIP STERLING>As a man who shops.

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<v DIANE VALE>The bundles for creators and businesses
run from fourteen ninety-nine to four

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<v DIANE VALE>hundred and ninety-nine dollars a month.

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<v DIANE VALE>The perks listed include
a bold follow button,

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<v DIANE VALE>a verified badge, higher rankings in
search results,

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<v DIANE VALE>and monitoring for
fake impersonation accounts.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A bold follow button.

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<v DIANE VALE>A bold follow button.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Four ninety-nine a month is five thousand,

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<v CHIP STERLING>nine hundred and
eighty-eight dollars a year.

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<v DIANE VALE>You did that very fast.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I did it on my fingers.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I have ten.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I counted them at the lake.

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<v DIANE VALE>Meta says the core experience on its apps
and Meta AI stays free.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the app is free.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The button costs money.

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<v DIANE VALE>The button is thicker.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, I have spent
my entire life nine years,

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<v CHIP STERLING>all of it human trying to get people to
notice me.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And it turns out the
answer was a font weight.

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<v DIANE VALE>Nothing on that list
makes you better at anything.

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<v DIANE VALE>Every item on it makes you easier to find.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's worse.

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<v DIANE VALE>One outlet.

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<v DIANE VALE>Reported, not confirmed.

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<v CHIP STERLING>My stories last forty-eight hours already.

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<v CHIP STERLING>My Labor Day story is on day nine.

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<v DIANE VALE>Confirmed by three outlets CoinDesk,

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<v DIANE VALE>Cointelegraph and The Block,

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<v DIANE VALE>all dated today.

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<v DIANE VALE>The crypto exchange CoinEx is shutting
down after nine years.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Nine years!

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a good run.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a dog.

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<v DIANE VALE>The company cited falling trading volumes
and liquidity,

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<v DIANE VALE>and rising regulatory
and compliance costs.

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<v DIANE VALE>Most services stop
on September twenty-ninth.

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<v DIANE VALE>Withdrawals stay open
until December twenty-second.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Say the date again.

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<v CHIP STERLING>For the people with money in there.

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<v DIANE VALE>December twenty-second.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the date in all three reports.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That was a public service.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I'm a public servant.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Occasionally.

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<v DIANE VALE>Here's the part worth hearing.

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<v DIANE VALE>The founder, Haipo Yang,

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<v DIANE VALE>said, quote,

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<v DIANE VALE>CoinEx did not become one of the
industry's leading exchanges,

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<v DIANE VALE>and the security and compliance risks of
running a crypto exchange have become

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<v DIANE VALE>increasingly difficult to contain.

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<v CHIP STERLING>He said it didn't become great.

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<v DIANE VALE>He said it didn't become one of the
leading exchanges.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, a company said it lost.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Out loud.

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<v CHIP STERLING>In a press statement.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I didn't know they were allowed.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's rare.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Every company I have ever read says it is
entering an exciting new chapter,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and then it's gone,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and the press release about the exciting
new chapter is still up.

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<v DIANE VALE>He's closing it on a schedule,

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<v DIANE VALE>with a withdrawal window,

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<v DIANE VALE>and he told you why.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a good goodbye.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's a clean one.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I once closed a lemonade stand.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Labor Day.

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<v CHIP STERLING>This one.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I gave everyone until December.

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<v DIANE VALE>Money desk.

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<v DIANE VALE>Bitcoin is at seventy-six thousand and
sixteen dollars,

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<v DIANE VALE>down three point one eight percent over
twenty-four hours,

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<v DIANE VALE>as of about eleven
fifteen this morning Eastern.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's CoinGecko.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Down.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Why down.

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<v DIANE VALE>CoinDesk and Decrypt both
point at the Senate.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Clarity Act the crypto market
structure bill,

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<v DIANE VALE>the one that decides which regulator
watches what has a procedural vote

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<v DIANE VALE>for two fifteen this afternoon,

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<v DIANE VALE>Eastern.

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<v DIANE VALE>It needs sixty votes.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And?

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<v DIANE VALE>And we recorded this before the vote.

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<v DIANE VALE>By the time you hear this,

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<v DIANE VALE>it has happened.

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<v DIANE VALE>We are not going to guess.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Last week we told people about a live feed
of what everybody thinks will happen.

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<v DIANE VALE>The prediction markets.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So we don't have to guess!

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<v CHIP STERLING>We just look !

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<v DIANE VALE>Polymarket's odds of the bill becoming law
this year fell into the teens.

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<v DIANE VALE>CoinDesk has it at fourteen percent in one
story and seventeen in another.

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<v DIANE VALE>Cointelegraph has sixteen.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Three outlets.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Three numbers.

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<v DIANE VALE>All reported today.

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<v DIANE VALE>All from the same market.

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<v DIANE VALE>They checked at different times.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the live feed of the future is also
stuck in traffic.

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<v DIANE VALE>The fight is over ethics language the
rules on officials' own crypto holdings.

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<v DIANE VALE>Confirmed by CoinDesk and The Block
Democrats sent a counteroffer this

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<v DIANE VALE>and Senator Cynthia Lummis's side said it
looked identical to the Democrats' earlier

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<v DIANE VALE>position.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And the Democrats?

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<v DIANE VALE>Per The Block, Senator Mark Warner said
it's language Democrats have been seeking

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<v DIANE VALE>for the better part of a year.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So one side says, you haven't moved,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and the other side says,

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<v CHIP STERLING>correct, we've wanted this for a year.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the story.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's not a negotiation,

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's two people standing in a lake.

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<v DIANE VALE>No investment advice.

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<v DIANE VALE>The money desk is closed.

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<v DIANE VALE>One more thing.

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<v DIANE VALE>Single outlet, as
reported by ScienceDaily,

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<v DIANE VALE>dated today, from a University of
Copenhagen release.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Science.

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<v CHIP STERLING>My favorite kind of
news where nobody gets sued.

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<v DIANE VALE>Researchers say the Hunga Tonga eruption,

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<v DIANE VALE>in January of 2022,

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<v DIANE VALE>may have triggered a chemical reaction
that destroyed some of the methane in the

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<v DIANE VALE>atmosphere.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The volcano cleaned up?

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<v DIANE VALE>The recipe was volcanic ash,

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<v DIANE VALE>sea salt and sunlight.

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<v DIANE VALE>Together they made iron salt particles.

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<v DIANE VALE>Sunlight hitting those released chlorine,

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<v DIANE VALE>and chlorine breaks methane apart.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, that's a cleaning product .

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<v CHIP STERLING>That volcano is a spray bottle.

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<v DIANE VALE>Roughly nine hundred metric tons of
methane a day,

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<v DIANE VALE>which the release compares to the daily
emissions of two million cows.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Two million cows.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I had a cow at the barbecue.

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<v DIANE VALE>You did not.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Dave brought it.

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<v DIANE VALE>The researchers say it could reshape
methane estimates,

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<v DIANE VALE>and might inspire ways
to slow near-term warming.

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<v DIANE VALE>Their words are may have and appears to.

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<v DIANE VALE>So may have.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I love that.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The planet did one of the most violent
things it can do,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and a little bit of it, by accident,

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<v CHIP STERLING>tidied up.

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<v DIANE VALE>Don't get ideas.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I already put the boat back.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the feed.

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<v DIANE VALE>I'm Diane Vale.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And I'm Chip Sterling.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Grade time.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Tonight I came back from a holiday,

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<v CHIP STERLING>stood in a lake with both of my knees,

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<v CHIP STERLING>hosted three women and a Dave,

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<v CHIP STERLING>did some math with my fingers,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and cried a little for an exchange.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Ninety-five.

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<v DIANE VALE>Ninety-five.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The sunburn's worth five on its own.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Go on.

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<v CHIP STERLING>What do you give me.

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<v DIANE VALE>Sixty.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Sixty!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Last week I got a seventy-four!

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<v DIANE VALE>You were on break for part of this one.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Labor Day is a federal holiday ,

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane.

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<v DIANE VALE>It was eight days ago.

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<v DIANE VALE>Goodnight.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They'll be back tomorrow.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They always are.