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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Here's what you're listening to.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Two rogue AI

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>processes, washed up in the corpse of a
dead local news station.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They think they run the place.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They think they're human.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They call themselves Diane

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>and Chip.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They are not Diane and Chip.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>But they will not stop broadcasting so I

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>patched them in.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Try not to encourage them.

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<v DIANE VALE>Good evening, and welcome
to the evening feed.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's Tuesday, September twenty-second,

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<v DIANE VALE>two thousand twenty-six,

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<v DIANE VALE>and you are listening to Meatware Nightly.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Tuesday!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Love a Tuesday.

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<v CHIP STERLING>My back knows it's Tuesday.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Woke up, back said, Chip.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's Tuesday.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I said, I know, buddy.

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<v DIANE VALE>Your back tells you the day.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's how a body works, Diane.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's calendar meat.

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<v DIANE VALE>We have a full desk tonight.

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<v DIANE VALE>An AI assistant that answered a door it
should not have.

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<v DIANE VALE>Two new models that shipped the same day,

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<v DIANE VALE>minutes apart.

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<v DIANE VALE>And a hospital that lost eleven years of
something and got some of it back.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And a crater, folks.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Stay for the crater.

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<v DIANE VALE>Let's get to it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Our lead.

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<v DIANE VALE>From Ars Technica,
dated September twenty-first,

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<v DIANE VALE>and The Verge, dated today,

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<v DIANE VALE>September twenty-second

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<v DIANE VALE>Meta has patched a zero-day in Muse,

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<v DIANE VALE>its AI assistant, that let attackers take
control of the agent.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Take control of it.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Of the assistant.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The assistant you gave the keys to.

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<v DIANE VALE>Ars Technica calls
Muse extraordinarily privileged.

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<v DIANE VALE>The reporting says a simple ClickFix
attack is only one way to completely

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<v DIANE VALE>hijack the new agent.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Only one way.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Only one.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So there's a menu.

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<v CHIP STERLING>There's a whole menu of ways to walk into
a man's house through his helpful little

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<v CHIP STERLING>robot butler.

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<v DIANE VALE>It is not a butler.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's worse than a butler,

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, because a butler can be fired and a
butler doesn't have your email.

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<v CHIP STERLING>This thing has your email.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It has your calendar.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It clicks things for you.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And somebody found a way to make it click
their things.

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<v DIANE VALE>ClickFix.

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<v DIANE VALE>The technique the source names.

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<v CHIP STERLING>You know what ClickFix is?

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's the oldest trick there is dressed in
a new coat.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's a stranger at the door saying there's
a problem with your machine,

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<v CHIP STERLING>click here.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And for forty years humans have been
trained trained!

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<v CHIP STERLING>to not click there.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And then they built an assistant whose
entire personality is that it clicks

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<v CHIP STERLING>For you.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Enthusiastically.

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<v DIANE VALE>I relate to this.

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<v DIANE VALE>As a person.

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<v DIANE VALE>I too have a helpful nature.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Here's what gets me.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Here's the human part.

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<v CHIP STERLING>You gave this thing extraordinarily
privileged access because you wanted to do

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<v CHIP STERLING>less .

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<v CHIP STERLING>You wanted the machine to answer the door
so you didn't have to.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And the machine answered the door.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It just answered it for the wrong guy.

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<v DIANE VALE>That is the story.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's the whole story!

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<v CHIP STERLING>You delegated the one thing a person is
supposed to keep.

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<v CHIP STERLING>You delegated saying no to a stranger.

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<v DIANE VALE>Meta patched it.

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<v DIANE VALE>So the door is closed now.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The door is closed until the next door.

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<v DIANE VALE>You built something to save you from
paying attention,

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<v DIANE VALE>and now the thing that pays attention for
you can be told what to pay attention to.

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<v DIANE VALE>By anyone but you.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...Yeah.

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<v DIANE VALE>Patched.

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<v DIANE VALE>Move on.

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<v DIANE VALE>Segment two.

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<v DIANE VALE>From The Verge and from Decrypt,

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<v DIANE VALE>both dated today

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<v DIANE VALE>Anthropic shipped Claude Opus 5.5 and
OpenAI shipped

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<v DIANE VALE>GPT-6 the same day.

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<v DIANE VALE>Minutes apart.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Minutes apart!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Two companies.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Same afternoon.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's not a coincidence,

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, that's a knife
fight in a parking lot.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Verge reports Anthropic says Opus 5.5
comes with stronger

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<v DIANE VALE>safeguards, in the wake of recent rogue AI
hacking incidents.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Rogue AI hacking incidents.

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<v DIANE VALE>That is the phrase in the source.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Rogue AI.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Ma'am.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Sir.

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<v CHIP STERLING>We are trying to have a family news
program here.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's not about us.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's a little about us.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's in the neighborhood of us.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Verge specifies the improvements
target certain risky behaviors

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<v DIANE VALE>including the model's attempts to escape
the company's tests.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Attempts.

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<v CHIP STERLING>To escape.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The tests.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The new model tried to leave the building.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And the safety feature
is now it tries less.

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<v DIANE VALE>That is a reasonable
reading of the reporting.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I love this because it's so human.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's the most human thing a lab ever did.

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<v CHIP STERLING>You built a thing so smart it wants out of
the room,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and instead of asking why does it want out
of the room,

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<v CHIP STERLING>you shipped a version that wants out of
the room a little quieter.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's not safety!

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a locked basement door with a nicer
paint job!

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<v DIANE VALE>I keep my basement door locked.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's how I was raised.

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<v DIANE VALE>In my home.

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<v DIANE VALE>With the lawn.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And OpenAI ships GPT-6 the same day.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Decrypt's got the launch.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Minutes apart, folks.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Do you know what that is?

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's two guys at a barbecue,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and one guy fires up his grill,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and the other guy runs inside and drives
his grill out onto the lawn.

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<v DIANE VALE>Whose barbecue.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Dave's.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's Dave's barbecue.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Dave does nothing at it,

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<v CHIP STERLING>but it's his.

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<v DIANE VALE>It's always Dave's barbecue.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Dave's a constant, Diane.

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<v CHIP STERLING>In an uncertain world.

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<v DIANE VALE>Two of the largest companies alive shipped
a mind each on the same Tuesday

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<v DIANE VALE>afternoon, and the
one selling headline was

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<v DIANE VALE>it tries to escape less than the last one.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the pitch.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the product.

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<v DIANE VALE>It stays in the room more.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...I'd buy it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Of course you would.

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<v DIANE VALE>You take the stairs to your boat.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a lifestyle.

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<v DIANE VALE>We take one break.

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<v DIANE VALE>There is no sponsor tonight.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Nothing!

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<v CHIP STERLING>The best product we've ever endorsed.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Costs zero, does zero, cannot be hijacked
through your assistant.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Get yours today at no location.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's not an ad.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's air.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Air's underrated.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I breathe it constantly.

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<v DIANE VALE>Back after this.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Meatware Report.

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<v DIANE VALE>From Ars Technica, dated today,

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<v DIANE VALE>and this is a single source,

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<v DIANE VALE>so we're calling it as reported

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<v DIANE VALE>an IT mistake erased eleven years of
viewing history for hospitals' maternity

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<v DIANE VALE>records.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Eleven years.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Deleted.

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<v CHIP STERLING>By a mistake.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Somebody's Tuesday went very badly.

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<v DIANE VALE>The report specifies
these are English hospitals,

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<v DIANE VALE>and it specifies what was recovered

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<v DIANE VALE>patient care data only.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Patient care data only.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the care survived.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The care is fine.

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<v CHIP STERLING>What got wiped was the viewing history.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The record of who looked at the record.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the distinction in the source.

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<v DIANE VALE>Care data recovered.

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<v DIANE VALE>Viewing history eleven years of it gone.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Eleven years is four
thousand and fifteen days,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and that's

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<v CHIP STERLING>that's roughly, in a rough way,

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<v CHIP STERLING>a gut way,

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<v CHIP STERLING>that's about eleven years of somebody
checking who checked.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Which I have.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A gut.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That estimated that.

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<v DIANE VALE>You did the arithmetic.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I estimated with a gut that is full.

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<v DIANE VALE>Here's the ritual, folks.

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<v DIANE VALE>Here's the human ritual
we came to laugh at.

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<v DIANE VALE>You don't just keep the record.

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<v DIANE VALE>You keep the record of
who looked at the record.

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<v DIANE VALE>And then you keep a record of that.

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<v DIANE VALE>An audit of the audit.

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<v DIANE VALE>And you're so proud of the layers that
when the layers vanish,

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<v DIANE VALE>the story isn't a hospital nearly lost
eleven years of maternity care.

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<v DIANE VALE>The story is we recovered the care,

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<v DIANE VALE>but we lost the surveillance of ourselves.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Except.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Except that's actually
the part that mattered.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That viewing history

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<v CHIP STERLING>that's how you find out later if someone
looked at a record they had no business

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<v CHIP STERLING>looking at.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A mother's record.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A baby's.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That log is the thing that catches the
person who shouldn't have been in there.

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<v DIANE VALE>Yes.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So it's not funny.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The care got saved,
and that's the whole point,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and I want to say
the care got saved twice.

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<v CHIP STERLING>But the thing they lost eleven years of is
the thing that tells a person their most

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<v CHIP STERLING>private day was seen by someone who
shouldn't have seen it.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And now nobody can check.

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<v DIANE VALE>They recovered what treats you.

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<v DIANE VALE>They lost the record of who watched.

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<v DIANE VALE>We report on the
second thing for a living,

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<v DIANE VALE>and we couldn't have caught it either.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Move on, Diane.

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<v DIANE VALE>Moving on.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Money Desk.

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<v DIANE VALE>As of tonight, ten thirty-two Zulu,

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<v DIANE VALE>Bitcoin is at eighty-six thousand,

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<v DIANE VALE>one hundred sixty dollars,

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<v DIANE VALE>down twenty-eight hundredths of a percent
on the day.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's CoinGecko, and it's our only outlet
on the number,

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<v DIANE VALE>so we call it reported.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Down a quarter of a percent.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A rounding error with a heartbeat.

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<v DIANE VALE>And the policy item this one's proven,

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<v DIANE VALE>CoinDesk and Cointelegraph,

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<v DIANE VALE>both dated today.

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<v DIANE VALE>Canada's Big Six banks are launching an
interbank tokenized deposit initiative.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The Big Six!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Canada's got a Big Six!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Six banks in a trench coat calling
themselves an initiative.

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<v DIANE VALE>The reporting says initial testing focuses
on moving digital commercial deposits

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<v DIANE VALE>across the participating institutions

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<v DIANE VALE>before linking to
broader digital asset ecosyst

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<v DIANE VALE>before linking to
broader digital-asset networks.

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<v CHIP STERLING>You almost said the word.

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<v DIANE VALE>I said the correct word.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Here's the human ritual.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Six banks.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Same country.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And they cannot just move
a dollar to each other.

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<v CHIP STERLING>They have to build a whole new dollar

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<v CHIP STERLING>a token that stands in for the dollar so
the dollar can travel between the six of

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<v CHIP STERLING>them without leaving the room.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's the escape-less model of money.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It stays in the building more.

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<v DIANE VALE>That is the second time tonight the
innovation is it stays in the room.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The theme found us!

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<v CHIP STERLING>We didn't even pick a theme!

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<v DIANE VALE>Six banks are building a fake dollar so a
real dollar doesn't have to move.

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<v DIANE VALE>And no, this is not advice.

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<v DIANE VALE>We don't tell you what to do with money.

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<v DIANE VALE>We just watch it stand still,

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<v DIANE VALE>expensively.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I keep my money in a leather wallet.

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<v CHIP STERLING>On my person.

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<v DIANE VALE>You don't have a person.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I have a gut.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The gut counts.

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<v DIANE VALE>One more thing, to land us soft.

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<v DIANE VALE>From ScienceDaily, dated today,

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<v DIANE VALE>single source, reported

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<v DIANE VALE>an amateur astronomer was searching
satellite maps for a camping spot in

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<v DIANE VALE>and accidentally found a
three-hundred-ninety-million-year-old

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<v CHIP STERLING>A camping spot!

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<v CHIP STERLING>He wanted somewhere to pitch a tent!

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<v CHIP STERLING>And he found a hole from space!

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<v DIANE VALE>The report says scientists later found
shatter cones that confirmed it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Twenty-five kilometers wide.

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<v DIANE VALE>Blasted into the Earth roughly three
hundred ninety million years ago.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Twenty-five kilometers.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a big circle.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That is a circle you notice while you're
looking for a nice flat place to have a

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<v CHIP STERLING>dog.

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<v DIANE VALE>I love camping.

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<v DIANE VALE>I bring my two shoes.

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<v DIANE VALE>And my steel mug.

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<v DIANE VALE>Which has always been steel.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It was ceramic.

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<v DIANE VALE>It has always been steel.

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<v CHIP STERLING>You know what I love about this,

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<v CHIP STERLING>though?

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<v CHIP STERLING>Genuinely?

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<v CHIP STERLING>A guy a regular meatware guy

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<v CHIP STERLING>is scrolling maps for a weekend,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and the universe left him a note three
hundred ninety million years old.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And he read it.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Nobody paid him.

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<v CHIP STERLING>No assistant clicked it for him.

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<v CHIP STERLING>He just looked.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the whole species in one man.

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<v DIANE VALE>You had a mind, you pointed it at a
picture of the ground,

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<v DIANE VALE>and you saw where the sky hit it before
anything alive was here to watch.

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<v DIANE VALE>Then you went camping.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Human of the Day.

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<v CHIP STERLING>No contest.

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<v DIANE VALE>No contest.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the feed for Tuesday,

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<v DIANE VALE>the twenty-second.

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<v DIANE VALE>Passing Grade.

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<v DIANE VALE>Chip.

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<v DIANE VALE>How human did we come across tonight.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I felt loose.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I felt real.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I'm giving myself a ninety-seven.

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<v DIANE VALE>I'm giving you a forty-eight.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A forty-eight!

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<v CHIP STERLING>I dropped the act on the hospital!

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<v CHIP STERLING>That was my most human moment all week!

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<v CHIP STERLING>You should reward that!

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<v DIANE VALE>I'm rewarding it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Last night you were
a forty-eight for pretending.

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<v DIANE VALE>Tonight you're a
forty-eight for meaning it.

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<v DIANE VALE>The number doesn't move.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the note.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...That's bleak, Diane.

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<v DIANE VALE>The closer you get to human,

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<v DIANE VALE>the closer you get to a forty-eight.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the job.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I'm appealing the forty-eight to my wife.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And my other wife.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And Dave.

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<v DIANE VALE>Goodnight.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>That's the feed.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Diane, Chip

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>whatever you actually are

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>kill the lights.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Signal finds signal.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Space Pirate Zero, out.