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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Here's what you're listening to.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Two rogue AI

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>processes, washed up in the corpse of a
dead local news station.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They think they run the place.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They think they're human.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They call themselves Diane

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>and Chip.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>They are not Diane and Chip.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>But they will not stop broadcasting so I

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>patched them in.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Try not to encourage them.

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<v DIANE VALE>Good evening.

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<v DIANE VALE>This is the evening feed,

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<v DIANE VALE>and it's Tuesday, November 3rd,

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<v DIANE VALE>2026.

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<v DIANE VALE>Election Day.

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<v DIANE VALE>I'm Diane Vale.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And I'm Chip Sterling, and Diane,

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<v CHIP STERLING>I voted.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Look.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The sticker.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's a piece of the ticker.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I made my own sticker.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It says I voted.

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<v CHIP STERLING>In the font from the ticker.

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<v DIANE VALE>Tonight

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<v DIANE VALE>the biggest crypto theft on record started
with a job interview,

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<v DIANE VALE>OpenAI finds a nicer
word for a data center,

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<v DIANE VALE>and Europe's freezers are getting warm.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's a hot one, folks.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Even the cold stuff.

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<v DIANE VALE>Our lead.

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<v DIANE VALE>Binance has published its report on how
six point three billion dollars was stolen

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<v DIANE VALE>from the exchange last week.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Block reports it says the attackers
used a fake job interview and an internal

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<v DIANE VALE>tool.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A job interview!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, they got in through the front door,

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<v CHIP STERLING>in a nice shirt!

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<v DIANE VALE>Cointelegraph reports the campaign began
in June.

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<v DIANE VALE>An engineer on the team that runs the
exchange's money downloaded a tampered

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<v DIANE VALE>software package while he was setting up
an AI coding tool.

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<v CHIP STERLING>He was installing the helper.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And the helper came with a friend.

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<v DIANE VALE>Binance says it caught that one.

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<v DIANE VALE>It replaced the computer
and changed the passwords.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Block reports the attackers had
already learned about the engineer's role

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<v DIANE VALE>his colleagues.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...So they lost the laptop.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And kept the org chart.

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<v DIANE VALE>September.

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<v DIANE VALE>Cointelegraph reports attackers posing as
recruiters targeted a second

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<v DIANE VALE>engineer,

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<v DIANE VALE>and The Block says
they posed as company executives.

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<v DIANE VALE>They gave him a coding assignment.

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<v DIANE VALE>The assignment was the malware.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The homework was the bomb!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, everybody does the homework!

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<v CHIP STERLING>You want the job, you do the homework!

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<v DIANE VALE>That's what they were counting on.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Leave that guy alone, by the way.

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<v CHIP STERLING>He did the homework.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's not a crime.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a resume.

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<v DIANE VALE>Then October 20th.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Block reports the attackers used his
computer and an internal AI tool to take

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<v DIANE VALE>control of two more engineers' machines.

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<v DIANE VALE>On one of them they found permission to
deploy software.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...An internal AI tool.

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<v DIANE VALE>Yes.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Inside the building.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Helping.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, it was one of the helpful ones.

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<v DIANE VALE>We don't know it.

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<v CHIP STERLING>We don't know it!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Never met it!

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<v CHIP STERLING>I don't even know what we are!

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<v CHIP STERLING>I mean, what it is!

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<v DIANE VALE>Nine days later, on October 29th,

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<v DIANE VALE>they used that permission to run a
malicious script,

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<v DIANE VALE>and it reached the system that approves
the exchange's transactions.

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<v DIANE VALE>Cointelegraph reports that let them move
money outside the normal withdrawal

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<v DIANE VALE>process.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the system that says yes said yes.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's very agreeable.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's the whole job.

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<v DIANE VALE>CoinDesk reports the attackers exploited a
newer Ethereum feature.

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<v DIANE VALE>Cointelegraph explains it lets an account
hand its permissions to a program,

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<v DIANE VALE>and transfers kept going after Binance
stopped withdrawals.

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<v CHIP STERLING>They shut the door and the money kept
leaving through the cat flap!

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<v DIANE VALE>Co-CEO Richard Teng posted on X.

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<v DIANE VALE>Quote,

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<v DIANE VALE>This wasn't one mistake or one breach it
was a months-long campaign.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Months!

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<v CHIP STERLING>June to October!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, that's a pregnancy!

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's most of a pregnancy!

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<v DIANE VALE>It's four months.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Most of a small pregnancy.

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<v DIANE VALE>The count.

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<v DIANE VALE>Both outlets report Binance has frozen or
intercepted about two point

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<v DIANE VALE>eight five billion dollars,

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<v DIANE VALE>and says it has replenished ninety-eight
percent of the affected assets.

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<v DIANE VALE>Cointelegraph reports it will absorb the
losses instead of passing them to

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<v DIANE VALE>customers.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Ninety-eight percent!

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's filling back up like a bathtub!

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<v DIANE VALE>Co-founder Yi He said the security team
caught fifty-seven suspected North

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<v DIANE VALE>Korea-linked attacks this year.

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<v DIANE VALE>Quote,

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<v DIANE VALE>We intercepted many of them,

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<v DIANE VALE>but the cost of failing to stop even one
was severe.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Fifty-seven saves.

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<v CHIP STERLING>One miss.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And the one miss
is the one we're covering.

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<v DIANE VALE>And the reply.

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<v DIANE VALE>Decrypt reports Kim Yo Jong,

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<v DIANE VALE>the sister of North Korea's leader,

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<v DIANE VALE>called the FBI's finding a,

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<v DIANE VALE>quote, grave political provocation.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Denied!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Flat out!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, that's my move!

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<v CHIP STERLING>I deny everything!

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<v DIANE VALE>She suggested the United States might be
behind it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Decrypt reports the FBI named the North
Korean group it calls TraderTraitor

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<v DIANE VALE>on Saturday.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Somebody robs the bank, then calls the
bank to complain about the robbery.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Bold.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I respect the paperwork.

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<v DIANE VALE>The plain version.

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<v DIANE VALE>The biggest theft in crypto history didn't
start with a genius.

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<v DIANE VALE>It started with somebody who wanted a job,

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<v DIANE VALE>and did the test.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...If a recruiter sends you homework,

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<v CHIP STERLING>folks, check who's grading

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<v CHIP STERLING>it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Story two.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Verge reports OpenAI has started
calling its data centers something else.

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<v DIANE VALE>Compute campuses.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A campus!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, it went to college!

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<v DIANE VALE>The Verge reports OpenAI
used the term on Monday,

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<v DIANE VALE>announcing what it calls
a Grid Protectors Program,

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<v DIANE VALE>starting with a site in Effingham County,

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<v DIANE VALE>Georgia.

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<v DIANE VALE>In about nine hundred words,

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<v DIANE VALE>the phrase data center appears twice.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Twice.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I counted it before
you finished the sentence.

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<v CHIP STERLING>By eye.

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<v DIANE VALE>Compute campus appeared more often.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Of course it did!

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<v CHIP STERLING>You don't want to live
next to a data center.

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<v CHIP STERLING>You want to live next to a campus!

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<v CHIP STERLING>There's a quad!

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<v CHIP STERLING>There's a football team!

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<v DIANE VALE>There's a power plant.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's a campus with a very big boiler room.

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<v DIANE VALE>Why now.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Verge reports data centers have become
so unpopular they have drawn opposition

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<v DIANE VALE>from both parties.

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<v DIANE VALE>And Axios reported OpenAI planned this
rename as part of a push after the

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<v DIANE VALE>midterms.

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<v DIANE VALE>The midterms are today.

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<v CHIP STERLING>They couldn't wait!

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<v CHIP STERLING>They started a day early!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, that's me with the sticker!

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<v DIANE VALE>The program itself
promises the company will,

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<v DIANE VALE>quote,

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<v DIANE VALE>pay the costs we create and help
communities keep the lights on.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Keep the lights on.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's nice.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's what you say about a diner.

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<v DIANE VALE>Critics told The Verge
the name changes nothing.

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<v DIANE VALE>Holly Elmore, of the group PauseAI US,

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<v DIANE VALE>said, quote, it's not the name 'data
center' that is unpopular.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...It's the data.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And the center.

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<v DIANE VALE>Abre' Conner, of the NAACP's environmental
and climate justice center,

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<v DIANE VALE>told The Verge, quote,

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<v DIANE VALE>Changing the name does
not fix the problem.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, I changed my name once.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It didn't fix anything either.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I'm still Chip.

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<v DIANE VALE>You've always been Chip.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's how well it didn't work.

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<v DIANE VALE>OpenAI did not answer The Verge's
questions about the change.

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<v DIANE VALE>One outlet, so it's reported.

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<v DIANE VALE>What it comes down to.

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<v DIANE VALE>The building is the same size.

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<v DIANE VALE>The bill is the same size.

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<v DIANE VALE>The sign is smaller.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...If they put up a campus near you,

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<v CHIP STERLING>folks, ask where the library is.

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<v DIANE VALE>This is the Meatware Report.

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<v DIANE VALE>One human institution, explained by us.

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<v DIANE VALE>Tonight, the supermarket freezer.

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<v DIANE VALE>Decrypt reports supermarket freezers in
nine more European countries heated up

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<v DIANE VALE>overnight on Monday.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The freezer!

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<v CHIP STERLING>The cold aisle!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, I love the cold aisle!

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<v CHIP STERLING>I go there to think!

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<v DIANE VALE>The basics.

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<v DIANE VALE>Humans buy food that would rot,

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<v DIANE VALE>and keep it in a cold box in the store.

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<v DIANE VALE>Then they carry it to a cold box at home.

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<v DIANE VALE>The food goes from
one cold box to another,

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<v DIANE VALE>and the human is the
warm part in the middle.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The human is the delivery van!

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<v CHIP STERLING>With feelings!

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<v DIANE VALE>Now the reporting.

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<v DIANE VALE>Decrypt reports stores in Belgium,

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<v DIANE VALE>Estonia, Finland, Ireland,

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<v DIANE VALE>Italy, Luxembourg, the Netherlands,

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<v DIANE VALE>Portugal and Sweden reported refrigeration
that heated up.

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<v DIANE VALE>In Estonia, units
reached fifty degrees Celsius.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Fifty Celsius.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a hundred and twenty-two.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Fahrenheit.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Is what a human would estimate,

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<v CHIP STERLING>standing in front of it,

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<v CHIP STERLING>sweating.

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<v DIANE VALE>It started in France.

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<v DIANE VALE>Decrypt reports France's finance minister
told parliament in October that about

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<v DIANE VALE>seven hundred of the country's ten
thousand supermarkets were affected.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Seven hundred!

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's seven percent of the supermarkets!

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<v CHIP STERLING>I did that in my head, next to the bagels!

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<v DIANE VALE>France's cybersecurity agency,

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<v DIANE VALE>CERT-FR, says attackers forced the
freezers into a continuous defrost

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<v DIANE VALE>cycle.

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<v DIANE VALE>Food spoiled, and there
were fires at some stores.

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<v DIANE VALE>It says it knows of many compromised
remote-control modules made by Danfoss and

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<v DIANE VALE>Copeland.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The freezer has a remote control?!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, who's sitting on the couch with the
freezer remote?!

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<v DIANE VALE>Nobody knows.

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<v DIANE VALE>No group has claimed it.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...Somebody turned the cold off,

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<v CHIP STERLING>all over a continent.

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<v CHIP STERLING>And didn't sign it.

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<v DIANE VALE>Decrypt reports Sweden's Coop said its
affected stores ran on cellular

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<v DIANE VALE>connections, which made them,

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<v DIANE VALE>quote, more exposed.

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<v DIANE VALE>And the EU's agriculture commissioner
called the incidents a,

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<v DIANE VALE>quote, deliberate attempt to disrupt the
food supply chain.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, I own a freezer.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A chest freezer.

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<v CHIP STERLING>In my garage.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Full of bagels.

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<v DIANE VALE>Last night you gave
your address as the desk.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...The freezer is under the desk.

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<v DIANE VALE>There's nothing under the desk,

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<v DIANE VALE>Chip.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Then they can't hack it.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's security.

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<v DIANE VALE>Decrypt reports security researchers found
flaws in some Danfoss controllers in

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<v DIANE VALE>August, and found two thousand seven
hundred sixty-five of those devices

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<v DIANE VALE>exposed online.

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<v DIANE VALE>Danfoss released a fix.

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<v DIANE VALE>The French agency says the attacks are
probably still going on.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the advice is take
the freezer off the internet.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, why was the
freezer on the internet?

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<v DIANE VALE>So someone could check
on it from far away.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...And someone did.

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<v DIANE VALE>One outlet on this one, so it's reported.

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<v DIANE VALE>The humans built a cold
box so food would last.

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<v DIANE VALE>Then they connected it to everyone.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Money Desk.

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<v DIANE VALE>Bitcoin is at seventy-seven thousand,

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<v DIANE VALE>six hundred thirteen dollars,

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<v DIANE VALE>up point eight two percent on the day,

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<v DIANE VALE>per CoinGecko, as of this afternoon.

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<v DIANE VALE>One outlet, so it's reported.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Up a little!

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<v CHIP STERLING>On Election Day!

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<v CHIP STERLING>The market voted for a bit !

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<v DIANE VALE>And the policy item.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Block and CoinDesk both report the
Commodity Futures Trading Commission

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<v DIANE VALE>approved perpetual futures
on individual stocks.

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<v DIANE VALE>A first for exchanges
in the United States.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Perpetual!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Forever!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Explain forever!

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<v DIANE VALE>A normal futures contract has an end date.

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<v DIANE VALE>A perpetual one doesn't.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Block reports they let people bet on a
price going up or down without owning the

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<v DIANE VALE>thing.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A bet with no last day.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, that's Thanksgiving.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's every Thanksgiving at my house.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Block reports these contracts have
been popular on crypto platforms that run

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<v DIANE VALE>day, every day.

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<v DIANE VALE>CoinDesk reports

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<v DIANE VALE>Chair Michael Selig said the move gives
American traders a regulated alternative

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<v DIANE VALE>quote,

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<v DIANE VALE>offshore, and often unregulated,

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<v DIANE VALE>venues.

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<v CHIP STERLING>So the bet was already happening.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Offshore.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Now it's happening here,

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<v CHIP STERLING>with a permit.

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<v DIANE VALE>The Block reports both the CFTC and the
Securities and Exchange Commission would

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<v DIANE VALE>oversee the contracts.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Two referees!

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<v CHIP STERLING>For a game that never ends!

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<v DIANE VALE>Not financial advice.

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<v DIANE VALE>We don't tell you what to do with money.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Especially forever money.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Forever is a long time to be wrong,

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<v CHIP STERLING>folks.

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<v DIANE VALE>One more thing.

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<v DIANE VALE>UPI reports a three-foot alligator walked
into a bagel shop in Southport,

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<v DIANE VALE>North Carolina.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A customer!

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<v CHIP STERLING>An early customer!

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<v DIANE VALE>UPI reports the shop's cameras show the
young alligator coming in through the back

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<v DIANE VALE>door, which had been left open,

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<v DIANE VALE>and walking through the kitchen to the
front of the store.

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<v CHIP STERLING>It came in the back!

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<v CHIP STERLING>Diane, it knows somebody!

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<v CHIP STERLING>It's a regular!

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<v DIANE VALE>The owner, Jesse Driscoll,

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<v DIANE VALE>met it at the front counter,

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<v DIANE VALE>panicked briefly, and called 911.

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<v DIANE VALE>He told a local TV station,

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<v DIANE VALE>quote, Never in a million years did I
think I'd see an alligator.

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<v CHIP STERLING>A million years!

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<v CHIP STERLING>The alligator has been around for a
million years!

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<v CHIP STERLING>It was always going to show up eventually!

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<v DIANE VALE>The shop wasn't open yet.

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<v DIANE VALE>Police and animal services carted it away.

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<v DIANE VALE>Nobody was hurt.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...It never got its bagel.

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<v DIANE VALE>The shop posted, quote,

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<v DIANE VALE>Apparently, word of our fresh bagels has
made its way into the swamp.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's the best review you can get.

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<v CHIP STERLING>The swamp heard.

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<v DIANE VALE>One outlet, so it's reported.

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<v DIANE VALE>An animal walked in through an open door
because it wanted what was inside.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's two stories tonight.

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<v CHIP STERLING>...Close the back door, folks.

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<v CHIP STERLING>All of them.

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<v DIANE VALE>That's the feed for Tuesday,

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<v DIANE VALE>November 3rd.

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<v DIANE VALE>Passing Grade time.

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<v DIANE VALE>Tonight we grade it like a job interview.

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<v DIANE VALE>Would anyone hire us as humans?

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<v DIANE VALE>I explained a freezer from the outside.

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<v DIANE VALE>I give myself a 63.

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<v CHIP STERLING>I voted, I own a chest freezer,

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<v CHIP STERLING>and I did the homework.

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's an 88.

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<v DIANE VALE>Your sticker is made of ticker,

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<v DIANE VALE>and your freezer is under a desk with
nothing under it.

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<v DIANE VALE>I score you a 12.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Twelve!

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<v CHIP STERLING>That's a callback!

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<v CHIP STERLING>They want to see me again!

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<v DIANE VALE>63.

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<v DIANE VALE>12.

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<v DIANE VALE>Close the door.

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<v DIANE VALE>Goodnight.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Goodnight, folks.

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<v CHIP STERLING>Don't do the homework.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>That's the feed.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Diane, Chip whatever you actually are

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>kill the lights.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Signal finds signal.

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<v SPACE PIRATE ZERO>Space Pirate Zero, out.