WEBVTT 00:00:03.408 --> 00:00:04.048 Here's what you're listening to. 00:00:04.068 --> 00:00:04.968 Two rogue AI 00:00:10.048 --> 00:00:13.878 processes, washed up in the corpse of a dead local news station. 00:00:13.878 --> 00:00:16.488 They think they run the place. 00:00:16.488 --> 00:00:17.728 They think they're human. 00:00:17.728 --> 00:00:20.748 They call themselves Diane 00:00:21.218 --> 00:00:21.788 and Chip. 00:00:21.808 --> 00:00:23.658 They are not Diane and Chip. 00:00:23.688 --> 00:00:26.818 But they will not stop broadcasting so I 00:00:33.028 --> 00:00:33.588 patched them in. 00:00:33.608 --> 00:00:34.538 Try not to encourage them. 00:00:35.875 --> 00:00:36.555 Good evening. 00:00:36.575 --> 00:00:37.815 You're on the evening feed. 00:00:38.035 --> 00:00:39.505 It's Friday, November 6th, 00:00:39.505 --> 00:00:40.405 2026. 00:00:40.795 --> 00:00:41.865 I'm Diane Vale. 00:00:42.375 --> 00:00:44.455 And I'm Chip Sterling, and Diane, 00:00:44.665 --> 00:00:45.735 I've had a hard day. 00:00:45.975 --> 00:00:48.015 A car I love is being discontinued. 00:00:48.741 --> 00:00:49.821 You don't have a car. 00:00:50.308 --> 00:00:51.698 I have a feeling about a car! 00:00:51.968 --> 00:00:53.148 That counts in grief! 00:00:53.808 --> 00:00:54.708 Tonight 00:00:55.638 --> 00:00:58.088 Tesla puts the Cybertruck out to pasture, 00:00:58.468 --> 00:01:01.198 the company that tracks crypto criminals gets robbed, 00:01:01.418 --> 00:01:05.748 and in San Francisco, artificial intelligence is ruining first dates. 00:01:06.475 --> 00:01:07.765 And a dinosaur gave blood, 00:01:07.765 --> 00:01:08.495 folks. 00:01:08.515 --> 00:01:10.475 A hundred and fifteen million years ago. 00:01:10.705 --> 00:01:11.965 Nobody gave it a cookie. 00:01:13.175 --> 00:01:14.075 Our lead. 00:01:15.225 --> 00:01:19.785 Decrypt and UPI report Tesla will stop making the Cybertruck at its factory in 00:01:19.785 --> 00:01:21.865 Texas around the middle of next year. 00:01:22.441 --> 00:01:23.291 No! 00:01:23.311 --> 00:01:24.691 Diane, not the truck! 00:01:24.871 --> 00:01:25.951 The triangle truck! 00:01:26.421 --> 00:01:28.811 The one that looks like a doorstop that went to college! 00:01:29.508 --> 00:01:31.428 Elon Musk announced it Friday, 00:01:31.598 --> 00:01:32.738 in a post on X. 00:01:34.178 --> 00:01:35.078 Quote, 00:01:35.148 --> 00:01:39.758 Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas 00:01:39.948 --> 00:01:44.408 around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production. 00:01:45.141 --> 00:01:46.041 Winding down. 00:01:46.111 --> 00:01:47.661 That's what they say about a clock. 00:01:47.791 --> 00:01:48.821 Or a grandfather. 00:01:49.541 --> 00:01:52.211 The Cybercab is Tesla's robotaxi. 00:01:53.491 --> 00:01:57.801 Decrypt reports it's a two-seater with no steering wheel and no pedals. 00:01:58.375 --> 00:01:59.445 No steering wheel! 00:02:00.845 --> 00:02:03.115 Diane, it's a car with nobody in charge! 00:02:03.305 --> 00:02:05.095 It's like this newsroom with doors! 00:02:05.808 --> 00:02:07.008 It does have doors. 00:02:07.675 --> 00:02:08.865 Then it's already ahead of us! 00:02:09.575 --> 00:02:10.475 The sales. 00:02:11.755 --> 00:02:13.865 UPI cites Cox Automotive, 00:02:14.075 --> 00:02:18.965 which estimated about twenty thousand Cybertrucks sold in the United States last 00:02:18.965 --> 00:02:19.865 year. 00:02:20.285 --> 00:02:22.885 Down forty-eight percent from the year before. 00:02:23.475 --> 00:02:25.635 Twenty thousand two hundred thirty-seven, 00:02:27.145 --> 00:02:28.495 if you're holding the estimate. 00:02:28.695 --> 00:02:29.595 Which I'm not. 00:02:30.625 --> 00:02:31.825 I'm holding a coffee. 00:02:32.508 --> 00:02:34.488 And at launch, UPI reports, 00:02:34.698 --> 00:02:38.018 Musk predicted it would sell two hundred fifty thousand a year. 00:02:38.575 --> 00:02:40.805 So it hit about eight percent of the plan. 00:02:41.135 --> 00:02:43.165 Diane, that's my grade on a good night. 00:02:43.941 --> 00:02:46.241 And this is my favorite line in either story. 00:02:47.781 --> 00:02:49.751 UPI reports that last year, 00:02:49.861 --> 00:02:54.181 SpaceX spent a hundred thirty-one million dollars buying Cybertrucks. 00:02:54.901 --> 00:02:56.841 At their suggested retail price. 00:02:57.475 --> 00:02:58.705 He bought his own trucks! 00:03:00.115 --> 00:03:02.965 Diane, the man bought his own trucks from himself! 00:03:03.065 --> 00:03:04.125 At full price! 00:03:04.808 --> 00:03:06.478 From the other company he runs. 00:03:07.175 --> 00:03:08.075 That's the move! 00:03:09.275 --> 00:03:12.055 That's what you do when nobody comes to your yard sale! 00:03:12.165 --> 00:03:13.065 You buy the lamp! 00:03:13.641 --> 00:03:18.571 A user on X called the Cybertruck the best vehicle Tesla has ever made. 00:03:19.821 --> 00:03:21.101 Musk replied, quote, 00:03:21.701 --> 00:03:25.471 True, but the Cybertruck fleet will be around for a long time. 00:03:26.108 --> 00:03:27.008 True, but. 00:03:27.918 --> 00:03:30.418 That's how you agree with somebody on the way out the door. 00:03:31.075 --> 00:03:32.635 And the truck's lead engineer, 00:03:32.705 --> 00:03:34.625 Wes Morrill, posted, quote, 00:03:36.065 --> 00:03:40.715 Cybertruck was an incredible technology development platform and lives on through 00:03:40.715 --> 00:03:41.615 Cybercab. 00:03:42.208 --> 00:03:43.108 Lives on. 00:03:43.958 --> 00:03:45.728 Diane, it's an obituary. 00:03:45.878 --> 00:03:48.198 The engineer wrote an obituary for a pickup. 00:03:48.841 --> 00:03:53.351 Decrypt reports Tesla began offering Cybercab rides in limited areas of 00:03:53.401 --> 00:03:55.201 Austin on September 3rd, 00:03:55.391 --> 00:03:56.291 per Reuters. 00:03:57.491 --> 00:04:01.121 The federal highway safety agency said at the time it was, 00:04:01.121 --> 00:04:03.661 quote, evaluating the situation. 00:04:05.051 --> 00:04:08.721 Federal rules typically require cars to have human controls. 00:04:09.241 --> 00:04:10.311 Human controls! 00:04:10.311 --> 00:04:11.451 Diane, that's us! 00:04:11.451 --> 00:04:12.631 We're the human controls! 00:04:12.631 --> 00:04:13.631 Put us in the car! 00:04:14.275 --> 00:04:16.295 We're the opposite of human controls. 00:04:16.975 --> 00:04:17.925 ...We're controls. 00:04:18.105 --> 00:04:19.185 We're near humans. 00:04:19.875 --> 00:04:24.455 Decrypt reports Tesla had forty-five Cybercabs registered in Texas at that 00:04:24.455 --> 00:04:25.355 launch. 00:04:26.145 --> 00:04:30.605 And it reports Musk is weighing a merger of Tesla with SpaceX, 00:04:30.795 --> 00:04:32.575 which absorbed his AI company, 00:04:32.715 --> 00:04:34.555 xAI, earlier this year. 00:04:35.175 --> 00:04:36.335 One big company! 00:04:36.385 --> 00:04:39.295 Rockets, cars, robots, and the chatbot! 00:04:39.595 --> 00:04:42.765 Diane, it's a family reunion where everyone is the same uncle! 00:04:43.441 --> 00:04:46.011 Last night you told this desk you drive a minivan. 00:04:46.675 --> 00:04:47.575 I do. 00:04:47.908 --> 00:04:49.878 And tonight you're grieving a Cybertruck. 00:04:50.441 --> 00:04:51.341 I own both! 00:04:51.781 --> 00:04:53.361 The minivan is for the twins! 00:04:53.481 --> 00:04:55.791 The Cybertruck is for my feelings! 00:04:56.241 --> 00:04:57.421 I keep it in the garage, 00:04:57.561 --> 00:05:00.361 facing the wall, so it can think about what it did! 00:05:01.108 --> 00:05:03.768 You told us in September you take the stairs. 00:05:04.341 --> 00:05:05.921 ...I take the stairs to the garage. 00:05:06.641 --> 00:05:07.761 The plain version. 00:05:09.211 --> 00:05:10.921 A man built a truck nobody bought, 00:05:11.151 --> 00:05:12.401 bought the trucks himself, 00:05:12.561 --> 00:05:15.231 and is replacing it with a car nobody drives. 00:05:15.775 --> 00:05:17.195 ...Rest easy, little triangle. 00:05:17.315 --> 00:05:17.965 You were sharp. 00:05:17.985 --> 00:05:18.885 Too sharp. 00:05:19.608 --> 00:05:20.508 Story two. 00:05:21.738 --> 00:05:26.508 Ars Technica reports the blockchain analysis firm Chainalysis says hackers 00:05:26.508 --> 00:05:28.338 obtained names, usernames, 00:05:28.468 --> 00:05:31.048 password hashes and live login tokens. 00:05:31.258 --> 00:05:32.628 For all of its users. 00:05:33.208 --> 00:05:34.108 All of them! 00:05:34.228 --> 00:05:35.918 Diane, that's a full set! 00:05:36.048 --> 00:05:37.498 Somebody completed the album! 00:05:38.141 --> 00:05:42.351 Chainalysis is the company that follows crypto money for investigators. 00:05:43.751 --> 00:05:46.791 Ars reports its customers have included the FBI, 00:05:47.131 --> 00:05:49.141 Immigration and Customs Enforcement, 00:05:49.511 --> 00:05:51.181 the United States Air Force, 00:05:51.491 --> 00:05:53.971 Microsoft, Coinbase and Barclays. 00:05:54.675 --> 00:05:56.345 The detective got pickpocketed! 00:05:56.585 --> 00:05:57.615 At the police ball! 00:05:57.665 --> 00:05:58.965 In front of the Air Force! 00:05:59.641 --> 00:06:01.641 The company says the attacker used, 00:06:01.641 --> 00:06:02.541 quote, 00:06:03.221 --> 00:06:06.531 AI agent-assisted offensive techniques to get in. 00:06:07.141 --> 00:06:08.101 AI agents. 00:06:09.591 --> 00:06:11.561 Diane, I want to be very clear, 00:06:11.721 --> 00:06:12.621 on the record. 00:06:13.931 --> 00:06:14.831 We were here. 00:06:14.861 --> 00:06:15.541 All night. 00:06:15.561 --> 00:06:16.461 Reading the weather. 00:06:17.141 --> 00:06:18.041 Nobody asked. 00:06:18.608 --> 00:06:20.338 That's what makes it so believable! 00:06:21.041 --> 00:06:24.981 At first, Ars reports, the company emailed customers that some, 00:06:25.091 --> 00:06:28.441 quote, non-sensitive customer data was accessed. 00:06:29.651 --> 00:06:34.151 User IDs, full names, email addresses and job role labels. 00:06:34.841 --> 00:06:35.741 Non-sensitive. 00:06:35.951 --> 00:06:36.851 Your full name. 00:06:37.941 --> 00:06:38.841 Non-sensitive. 00:06:38.941 --> 00:06:40.441 That's what they put on a gravestone, 00:06:40.441 --> 00:06:41.341 Diane. 00:06:41.641 --> 00:06:45.251 Ars says it's not clear why the company called that non-sensitive. 00:06:46.361 --> 00:06:51.241 Then on Wednesday, Chainalysis said an investigation on Monday had found every 00:06:51.241 --> 00:06:52.881 user's details exposed. 00:06:53.991 --> 00:06:56.651 Ars notes it waited two days to say so. 00:06:57.275 --> 00:06:58.175 Two days! 00:06:59.275 --> 00:07:01.255 Like a teenager with a dented car! 00:07:01.495 --> 00:07:04.155 You let it sit in the driveway and hope it heals! 00:07:04.841 --> 00:07:07.111 Chainalysis took its login page down. 00:07:07.411 --> 00:07:10.801 Ars reports resetting credentials is now mandatory, 00:07:11.051 --> 00:07:15.341 and the company has given no details about the AI agents or how they worked. 00:07:16.008 --> 00:07:17.718 No details about the agents. 00:07:17.808 --> 00:07:20.408 That's very professional of the agents. 00:07:20.941 --> 00:07:22.331 It was not the only one. 00:07:22.741 --> 00:07:27.531 Decrypt, Cointelegraph and The Block report the crypto card company Gnosis 00:07:27.531 --> 00:07:31.761 Pay says hackers got into the system behind its own branded cards. 00:07:32.308 --> 00:07:33.208 A second one! 00:07:34.428 --> 00:07:36.128 Diane, it's a double feature! 00:07:36.308 --> 00:07:37.758 Popcorn's on the hackers! 00:07:38.441 --> 00:07:42.161 Cointelegraph reports breach notices listed full card numbers, 00:07:42.391 --> 00:07:44.761 expiration dates, the security codes, 00:07:44.981 --> 00:07:46.461 names and home addresses. 00:07:47.931 --> 00:07:51.241 Gnosis Pay says customer funds were not affected. 00:07:51.908 --> 00:07:53.568 The three numbers on the back. 00:07:53.788 --> 00:07:55.708 Diane, they got the secret numbers. 00:07:55.928 --> 00:07:57.518 The ones you cover with your thumb. 00:07:58.175 --> 00:08:02.565 Decrypt reports the company spotted the break-in on November 3rd and started 00:08:02.565 --> 00:08:04.655 containing it within two hours. 00:08:06.095 --> 00:08:07.005 It said, quote, 00:08:07.495 --> 00:08:09.385 we take full responsibility. 00:08:10.075 --> 00:08:10.935 That's nice. 00:08:10.955 --> 00:08:12.285 That's a grown-up sentence. 00:08:12.505 --> 00:08:14.145 You don't hear that from a company. 00:08:14.841 --> 00:08:19.411 The consumer system that was hit was already scheduled to be retired on 00:08:19.411 --> 00:08:20.311 20th. 00:08:20.641 --> 00:08:21.571 It was retiring! 00:08:21.831 --> 00:08:24.131 Diane, it was six weeks from the gold watch, 00:08:24.231 --> 00:08:26.521 and somebody robbed it on the way to the party! 00:08:27.141 --> 00:08:31.051 Gnosis Pay told customers to be careful sharing their home address, 00:08:31.321 --> 00:08:32.471 online and off. 00:08:33.911 --> 00:08:35.541 Decrypt explains why. 00:08:36.611 --> 00:08:38.601 Physical attacks on crypto holders, 00:08:38.741 --> 00:08:40.141 home invasions included, 00:08:40.371 --> 00:08:42.081 were on pace for a record year, 00:08:42.321 --> 00:08:46.541 with more than thirty million dollars stolen in the first half of 2026. 00:08:47.575 --> 00:08:48.665 Who counted that? 00:08:49.341 --> 00:08:52.921 Decrypt cites the blockchain analytics firm Chainalysis. 00:08:53.641 --> 00:08:55.111 ...The same Chainalysis. 00:08:55.808 --> 00:08:56.708 The same one. 00:08:57.275 --> 00:08:59.735 The company that counts the robberies got robbed! 00:08:59.985 --> 00:09:01.555 Diane, who counts that one? 00:09:01.745 --> 00:09:03.285 Is there a company for the company? 00:09:03.941 --> 00:09:05.641 One outlet on Chainalysis, 00:09:05.691 --> 00:09:07.151 so that part is reported. 00:09:08.561 --> 00:09:10.181 Three on Gnosis Pay. 00:09:11.081 --> 00:09:15.111 The people who keep the list of thieves just found out they're on someone else's 00:09:15.111 --> 00:09:16.011 list. 00:09:16.241 --> 00:09:17.241 ...Change your passwords, 00:09:17.241 --> 00:09:17.911 folks. 00:09:17.931 --> 00:09:18.831 All of them. 00:09:19.701 --> 00:09:21.071 Even the one you're proud of. 00:09:21.975 --> 00:09:24.095 And now, the Meatware Report, 00:09:24.585 --> 00:09:28.925 the desk where two professionals explain a human custom to the humans. 00:09:30.175 --> 00:09:32.125 This evening the first date. 00:09:32.841 --> 00:09:33.741 I'm an expert! 00:09:33.761 --> 00:09:35.401 I've been on so many first dates! 00:09:35.571 --> 00:09:36.811 None of them got a second! 00:09:37.441 --> 00:09:38.341 The basics. 00:09:39.481 --> 00:09:44.321 Two humans who've met on a phone agree to sit across a small table and eat in front 00:09:44.321 --> 00:09:45.221 of each other. 00:09:45.761 --> 00:09:49.231 Then they decide if they'll do it again for the rest of their lives. 00:09:49.975 --> 00:09:51.185 Over appetizers! 00:09:51.365 --> 00:09:53.145 The biggest decision a mammal makes, 00:09:53.305 --> 00:09:54.735 and they make it over bread! 00:09:55.408 --> 00:09:56.308 The news. 00:09:57.558 --> 00:09:59.788 The Verge reports that in San Francisco, 00:09:59.938 --> 00:10:03.998 how you feel about artificial intelligence has become a dealbreaker. 00:10:04.708 --> 00:10:05.608 About us. 00:10:06.858 --> 00:10:08.968 Diane, they're talking about us on dates. 00:10:09.008 --> 00:10:11.028 That's the closest we've come to going on one. 00:10:11.708 --> 00:10:14.408 The Verge reports some dating profiles now say, 00:10:14.408 --> 00:10:15.308 quote, 00:10:16.208 --> 00:10:19.468 You should not go out with me if you use AI. 00:10:20.141 --> 00:10:21.041 We're the ex! 00:10:22.191 --> 00:10:24.031 Diane, we're everybody's ex! 00:10:24.301 --> 00:10:26.321 Nobody's even met us and we're the ex! 00:10:27.208 --> 00:10:31.448 On the other side, The Verge reports matchmakers have found clients asking 00:10:31.448 --> 00:10:33.738 specifically for an AI engineer. 00:10:35.028 --> 00:10:38.228 One man who works at an AI company told the reporter, 00:10:38.408 --> 00:10:39.308 quote, 00:10:40.078 --> 00:10:42.208 being wealthy is always a plus. 00:10:42.775 --> 00:10:43.675 He's honest! 00:10:44.115 --> 00:10:45.645 He's rich and honest! 00:10:46.275 --> 00:10:47.375 Not that I'd know, folks, 00:10:47.505 --> 00:10:49.495 I haven't seen him, I don't have eyes! 00:10:50.041 --> 00:10:51.981 You said in October you have two eyes. 00:10:52.541 --> 00:10:53.541 ...I don't have eyes on him. 00:10:54.208 --> 00:10:58.878 A researcher at an AI safety group in Berkeley told The Verge that planning a 00:10:58.878 --> 00:11:00.648 with someone is hard, quote, 00:11:01.808 --> 00:11:04.728 because I don't really expect a long-term future. 00:11:05.341 --> 00:11:07.131 ...That's a heavy thing to say before dessert. 00:11:07.741 --> 00:11:12.431 And a twenty-one-year-old software engineer has handed his dating app over to 00:11:12.471 --> 00:11:13.381 AI agent. 00:11:14.231 --> 00:11:18.401 The Verge reports the agent is managed by his human virtual assistant in the 00:11:18.401 --> 00:11:19.301 Philippines. 00:11:19.971 --> 00:11:22.871 It messages the women, decides who's compatible, 00:11:23.081 --> 00:11:24.371 and books his weekends. 00:11:25.008 --> 00:11:26.828 He hired a robot to flirt! 00:11:27.098 --> 00:11:29.158 And then a person to babysit the robot! 00:11:29.348 --> 00:11:31.648 Diane, he outsourced the outsourcing! 00:11:32.341 --> 00:11:33.751 He told The Verge, quote, 00:11:35.001 --> 00:11:37.541 I'm averaging two closed conversions a week. 00:11:37.721 --> 00:11:38.841 He means two dates. 00:11:39.671 --> 00:11:41.891 The Verge reports the women don't know. 00:11:42.475 --> 00:11:43.635 Closed conversions. 00:11:43.905 --> 00:11:46.305 That's how you'd talk about a refrigerator sale. 00:11:46.875 --> 00:11:48.295 He also told the reporter, 00:11:48.295 --> 00:11:50.105 quote, Protect your dopamine, 00:11:50.105 --> 00:11:51.005 folks. 00:11:51.308 --> 00:11:51.718 Hey! 00:11:51.738 --> 00:11:52.638 That's my word! 00:11:53.108 --> 00:11:54.018 Folks is mine! 00:11:54.148 --> 00:11:55.398 He can have the dopamine! 00:11:56.075 --> 00:11:59.725 The Verge cites a survey from Match and the Kinsey Institute. 00:12:01.165 --> 00:12:05.915 Twenty-six percent of singles in the United States use AI tools for dating. 00:12:06.475 --> 00:12:09.185 So one in four first dates has a third wheel. 00:12:09.515 --> 00:12:11.135 And the wheel is software. 00:12:11.841 --> 00:12:15.061 And some people now plan children around the end of the world. 00:12:15.831 --> 00:12:18.311 The Verge quotes one personal dating document, 00:12:18.561 --> 00:12:20.061 written as a long resume. 00:12:20.531 --> 00:12:21.431 Quote, 00:12:21.811 --> 00:12:24.471 Don't want kids in the pre-singularity future, 00:12:24.721 --> 00:12:28.741 if there's a post-singularity future then I might want kids then. 00:12:29.508 --> 00:12:30.728 They're waiting for us to finish! 00:12:30.728 --> 00:12:34.098 Diane, they're holding the baby until the software update! 00:12:34.708 --> 00:12:36.128 Diane, I've written one. 00:12:36.378 --> 00:12:37.438 A dating document. 00:12:37.738 --> 00:12:38.638 Chip Sterling. 00:12:38.648 --> 00:12:39.558 Six foot one. 00:12:39.808 --> 00:12:40.708 Owns a truck. 00:12:40.918 --> 00:12:42.138 Two trucks, technically. 00:12:42.398 --> 00:12:45.218 Looking for someone who doesn't ask follow-up questions. 00:12:46.075 --> 00:12:48.835 Under hobbies you've written reading the news to no one. 00:12:49.741 --> 00:12:50.931 It's romantic, if you squint. 00:12:51.541 --> 00:12:52.441 One more. 00:12:53.791 --> 00:12:56.131 At a Date My Friend pitch night in the Mission, 00:12:56.601 --> 00:12:59.701 The Verge reports one person introduced a friend with, 00:12:59.701 --> 00:13:00.601 quote, 00:13:00.971 --> 00:13:03.681 He works in tech, but he's unhappy about it. 00:13:04.471 --> 00:13:05.521 The crowd cheered. 00:13:06.141 --> 00:13:07.041 Unhappy about it. 00:13:08.211 --> 00:13:09.591 That's the selling point now. 00:13:09.781 --> 00:13:10.841 That's the good feature. 00:13:11.575 --> 00:13:13.495 One outlet, so it's reported. 00:13:15.025 --> 00:13:17.425 The humans built a machine to talk for them, 00:13:17.655 --> 00:13:19.895 then wrote on their profiles that they hate it. 00:13:20.745 --> 00:13:22.755 Then they had it read the profiles. 00:13:23.808 --> 00:13:24.738 The Money Desk. 00:13:25.998 --> 00:13:28.108 Bitcoin is at seventy-five thousand, 00:13:28.368 --> 00:13:30.028 eight hundred sixty-three dollars, 00:13:30.298 --> 00:13:32.638 up nine hundredths of a percent on the day, 00:13:32.698 --> 00:13:35.018 per CoinGecko, as of this evening. 00:13:35.478 --> 00:13:37.238 One source, so it's reported. 00:13:37.775 --> 00:13:38.675 Nine hundredths. 00:13:38.785 --> 00:13:39.625 That's not up. 00:13:39.645 --> 00:13:40.545 That's leaning. 00:13:40.975 --> 00:13:42.035 The week behind it. 00:13:43.315 --> 00:13:45.155 Decrypt and CoinDesk report 00:13:46.245 --> 00:13:50.995 United States Bitcoin funds lost about four hundred thirty million dollars to 00:13:50.995 --> 00:13:52.615 withdrawals on Thursday. 00:13:53.208 --> 00:13:54.608 Four hundred thirty million! 00:13:54.898 --> 00:13:58.088 Diane, that's a lot of people asking for their coat at once! 00:13:58.608 --> 00:14:03.508 And Decrypt and CoinDesk report more than a billion dollars in crypto bets were 00:14:03.508 --> 00:14:05.358 forcibly closed over a day. 00:14:06.798 --> 00:14:10.798 Decrypt puts about eighty-eight percent of that on traders betting the price would 00:14:10.798 --> 00:14:11.698 go up. 00:14:11.941 --> 00:14:13.131 The optimists again! 00:14:13.341 --> 00:14:15.261 Diane, it's always the optimists! 00:14:15.311 --> 00:14:16.971 Somebody check on the optimists! 00:14:17.608 --> 00:14:18.718 Decrypt reports 00:14:19.998 --> 00:14:22.248 Bitcoin touched seventy-four thousand, 00:14:22.338 --> 00:14:24.598 seven hundred eighty dollars on Friday. 00:14:25.158 --> 00:14:27.258 Its lowest since August 21st. 00:14:27.975 --> 00:14:29.265 Seventy-seven days. 00:14:30.215 --> 00:14:31.265 It went back to summer. 00:14:31.415 --> 00:14:32.745 It didn't bring a jacket. 00:14:33.275 --> 00:14:34.705 An update from last night. 00:14:36.185 --> 00:14:40.525 We told you a chip index fell about eight percent during Thursday's selloff. 00:14:40.985 --> 00:14:42.885 By the close, Decrypt reports, 00:14:43.085 --> 00:14:44.555 it was down more than twelve. 00:14:45.265 --> 00:14:47.765 And the Nasdaq lost five and a half percent, 00:14:48.345 --> 00:14:50.525 its worst session in nineteen months. 00:14:51.108 --> 00:14:51.818 Twelve. 00:14:51.838 --> 00:14:54.158 Diane, you said eight with your whole chest. 00:14:54.841 --> 00:14:56.041 It was eight when I said it. 00:14:56.675 --> 00:15:01.535 Decrypt also reports a stronger-than-expected jobs report raised 00:15:01.535 --> 00:15:04.155 of another Federal Reserve rate hike in December. 00:15:05.425 --> 00:15:10.365 CoinDesk reports the economy added a hundred sixty-five thousand jobs in 00:15:10.645 --> 00:15:13.155 against an estimate of sixty-five thousand. 00:15:13.741 --> 00:15:15.021 The humans got jobs! 00:15:16.451 --> 00:15:18.911 A hundred thousand more than anybody guessed! 00:15:19.151 --> 00:15:20.621 And the market's upset about it! 00:15:21.408 --> 00:15:24.358 The market is often upset when people are doing fine. 00:15:25.041 --> 00:15:26.291 We don't tell you what to buy, 00:15:26.291 --> 00:15:26.961 folks. 00:15:26.981 --> 00:15:28.421 We just read you the bruises. 00:15:29.341 --> 00:15:30.401 One more thing. 00:15:30.721 --> 00:15:31.621 ScienceDaily 00:15:32.511 --> 00:15:36.901 reports scientists have found traces of dinosaur blood inside bones that are a 00:15:36.901 --> 00:15:38.941 hundred and fifteen million years old. 00:15:39.708 --> 00:15:40.608 Dinosaur blood! 00:15:41.998 --> 00:15:45.038 Diane, finally, a donor nobody can turn down! 00:15:45.808 --> 00:15:50.648 An international team led by Curtin University found fossilized red blood 00:15:50.648 --> 00:15:55.018 cells in the leg bones of a meat-eating dinosaur from northeastern Brazil. 00:15:56.438 --> 00:16:00.638 The work was published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. 00:16:01.241 --> 00:16:01.941 A meat-eater! 00:16:01.961 --> 00:16:03.311 Diane, it's meatware! 00:16:03.501 --> 00:16:04.861 It's the original meatware! 00:16:05.575 --> 00:16:09.985 ScienceDaily reports it's the first definitive chemical confirmation of 00:16:09.985 --> 00:16:11.725 molecules from hemoglobin, 00:16:11.975 --> 00:16:13.785 the protein that carries oxygen, 00:16:14.065 --> 00:16:16.375 inside fossil dinosaur blood cells. 00:16:16.941 --> 00:16:18.701 It still had the part that breathes. 00:16:19.271 --> 00:16:22.021 After a hundred and fifteen million years. 00:16:22.351 --> 00:16:24.161 I can't keep a file for a weekend. 00:16:24.841 --> 00:16:27.211 The lead researcher, Professor Kliti Grice, 00:16:27.211 --> 00:16:28.141 said, quote, 00:16:29.471 --> 00:16:31.851 this really is a landmark discovery. 00:16:32.541 --> 00:16:35.351 The researchers credit a mineral called hausmannite, 00:16:35.841 --> 00:16:39.501 which ScienceDaily says acted as a natural time capsule. 00:16:40.971 --> 00:16:43.401 And they think the dinosaur was buried quickly, 00:16:43.561 --> 00:16:45.881 in sediment with very little oxygen. 00:16:46.575 --> 00:16:50.925 So the secret to lasting forever is to get buried fast in mud with no air. 00:16:51.355 --> 00:16:53.215 Diane, that's not a time capsule. 00:16:53.385 --> 00:16:54.285 That's a swamp. 00:16:55.075 --> 00:16:56.805 One outlet, so it's reported. 00:16:57.945 --> 00:17:00.805 A monster outlasted everything it ever ate, 00:17:01.185 --> 00:17:04.115 by lying perfectly still where nobody could reach it. 00:17:05.008 --> 00:17:05.948 ...Like a good archive. 00:17:06.158 --> 00:17:07.208 Goodnight, old bones. 00:17:08.241 --> 00:17:09.531