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HI, THERE. JUST WANTED
TO WELCOME YOU TO MY SHOW
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STARRING ME--KUZCO.
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SO, NO CHANGING
THE CHANNEL. UNDERSTAND?
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NO CHANGING.
OK. THEME MUSIC.
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¶ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ¶
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¶ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ¶
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¶ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ¶
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¶ HE'S GOT
TO ACE THAT TEST ¶
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¶ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE, ¶
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¶ AND HE'S TOTALLY... ¶
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YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.
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EXACTLY!
EXACTLY!
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¶ LET'S GO ¶
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¶ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ¶
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¶ KUZCO ACADEMY ¶
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¶ HE'S GOT
TO LEARN HIS ABCs ¶
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¶ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM,
TO TOP HIM ¶
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¶ TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT? ¶
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UH...
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Cheerleaders:
K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO! GO!
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¶ HE'S GOT THE COOL,
HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ¶
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¶ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ¶
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¶ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOKS ¶
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¶ LET'S GO ¶
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¶ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ¶
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¶ COME ON, KUZCO ¶
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¶ HE'S GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ¶
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¶ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ¶
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¶ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ¶
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FRIENDS?
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I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH.
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN.
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Cheerleaders:
K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
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Kuzco: THIS IS
KUZCO ACADEMY.
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AND YOU'LL NEVER
BELIEVE THIS,
BUT THAT SAD RABBIT
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT
WAS ONCE A STUDENT HERE,
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AND NOT JUST ANY STUDENT.
EITHER. UH-UH.
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THAT STUDENT WAS AN EMPEROR.
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MY NAME IS KUZCO,
AND I AM THAT SAD RABBIT.
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HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO GET THROUGH SCHOOL
SO I CAN STAY EMPEROR,
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BUT SOMEONE'S OUT
TO MAKE SURE I FAIL
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AND HER NAME IS
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YZMA THE WRINKLED UGLY ONE.
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HUH HUH. ALL RIGHT,
I ADDED THE WRINKLED
UGLY ONE PART.
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ONCE KUZCO FAILS SCHOOL,
I'LL BECOME EMPRESS.
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AH HA HA HA HA.
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[COUGHS]
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Kuzco: AND SHE'S
GOT A LITTLE HELP.
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ACTUALLY, A BIG HELP.
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KRONK.
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NOW, ONCE KUZCO
FAILS SCHOOL, I WILL
BECOME...UH, WAIT.
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WHAT WILL I BECOME?
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
BACK TO ME.
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SO, HOW DID I GET
TURNED INTO A RABBIT,
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AND WHY IS
MY LIFE RUINED?
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
THIS WILL ALL MAKE
SENSE IF YOU JUST
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GO BACK TO A LITTLE
EARLIER TODAY.
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EH, NO!
NOT THAT MUCH EARLIER.
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MORE LIKE
AROUND P.E. CLASS.
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[TWIRR]
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ALL RIGHT! LISTEN UP!
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FRIDAY AT THE END
OF SIXTH PERIOD,
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WE'RE HAVING
A CROSS-COUNTRY RACE.
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THE RACE BEGINS HERE
AND FINISHES JUST
BEYOND THE ROPE BRIDGE.
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DOCTOR'S NOTE.
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AGAIN?
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UH, YEAH. SO I'LL SEE
Y'ALL IN YOUR LITTLE
RACE THINGY LATER.
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SO LONG.
HASTA LA BYE-BYE.
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SEND ME AN EMAIL.
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NOT TODAY, KUZCO.
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LOOK, UH,
COACH SWEATY?
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IT'S SWEETIE!
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OK.
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YOUR DOCTOR ALREADY
GOT YOU OUTTA BASKETBALL.
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BAD ANKLES.
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VOLLEYBALL.
HAMSTRING.
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SOCCER.
HEAD TRAUMA.
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DODGEBALL.
RUPTURED SPLEEN.
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BASEBALL.
ELBOW-ITIS.
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BADMINTON.
SILLY-ITIS.
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AND TIDDLYWINKS.
THUMB JOINT-ITIS.
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I GOTTA PROTECT
THE ROYAL THUMBS.
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I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
THIS DOCTOR K-UZCO OF YOURS
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IS SOMETHING YOU MADE UP.
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WHAT?
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SO, NOT ONLY ARE YOU
GOING TO RUN THE RACE,
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YOU'RE GONNA WIN.
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REALLY? I WIN?
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YAY FOR ME!
WHOO-HOO.
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DO DO DODO DO DO DO
DO DODO DO DO--
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WHAT?
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BECAUSE IF YOU
DON'T WIN...
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YOU WILL FAIL THIS CLASS
AND NOT BECOME EMPEROR.
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HUH?
YEAH, WHAT HE SAID.
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BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO BEAT KRONK?
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OH, MY SPECIAL SURPRISE.
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[BLENDER BUZZES]
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MADE YOU A MANGO
SMOOTHIE, COACH SWEETIE.
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YOU FORGOT THE STRAW.
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GOOD CALL.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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HEY, GET THIS.
THE STRAW MAKES A FUNNY
SQUEAK-SQUEAK SOUND
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WHEN YOU PULL IT
IN AND OUT.
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[SQUEAKING]
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I'M KRONK. I'M SO BIG
AND STRONG AND FAST.
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LOOK AT ME,
I CAN MAKE SMOOTHIES.
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HMM. I'LL SHOW HIM.
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Malina:
K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO! GO!
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HEY, HEY, THERE.
MALINA.
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OH, HEY, KUZCO.
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SAY, I HEARD FROM KUIKIE
THAT YOU AND KRONK...
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[THINKING] WOW.
MALINA'S, LIKE, THE
GREATEST GIRL ON CAMPUS.
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ACTUALLY, SHE'S NOT
LIKE THE GREATEST GIRL.
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SHE IS THE GREATEST
GIRL, AND HERE'S WHY:
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1. SHE'S PRESIDENT
OF EVERY CLUB,
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2. SHE'S
AN A-PLUS STUDENT,
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AND 3. SHE'S A TOTAL
HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE.
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YEP. HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE.
HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE.
HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE.
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KUZCO!
WHAT?
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WERE YOU CALLING ME
A HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE
IN YOUR HEAD AGAIN?
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UH, YEAH, BUT DIDN'T
YOU ALSO HEAR ME SAY,
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"A-PLUS SOMETHING
OR ANOTHER?"
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SURE. THANKS.
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ANYWAY. SO, UH,
NICE MOVES.
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MM-HMM. YOU JUST
KEEP ON CHEERIN'
FOR ME, BABE.
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ACTUALLY, I WAS,
LIKE, CHEERING
THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL.
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WHICH HAPPENS TO BE
MY NAME SINCE I,
EMPEROR KUZCO...
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[FANFARE]
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PAID FOR IT.
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WELL, I HEAR YOU WON'T
BE EMPEROR ANYMORE
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IF YOU DON'T BEAT KRONK.
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AH, KRONK.
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WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WHAT DO YOU GIRLS
SEE IN THAT GUY?
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I MEAN, I'M JUST
AS HANDSOME AS HE IS.
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IF I HAD HIS CHIN
AND HIS CHEST
AND HIS MUSCLES
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AND HIS [DEEP VOICE]
DEEP VOICE.
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HEY! YOU FORGOT
HIS CUTE DIMPLES.
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OH, YEAH?
WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.
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IS THAT YOUR FACE?
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YEAH. SO? YOU WANNA COME
OVER AND HELP ME WITH MY
HOMEWORK FRIDAY NIGHT?
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UH, WE'LL SEE.
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K-U-Z-C-O.
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO! GO!
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K-U-Z-C-O.
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IT'S PERFECT.
PERFECT. PERFECT.
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IF KUZCO LOSES THAT
RACE, I WILL BECOME
EMPRESS. HA HA HA HA HA.
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EH HEH. HI, THERE.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT
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JUST WANTED TO POINT
OUT HOW THE PRINCIPAL
AMZY HERE,
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THAT'S HER, IS
REALLY THE EVIL YZMA
IN DISGUISE.
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AMZY. YZMA.
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LIKE NOBODY'S GONNA
FIGURE THAT ONE OUT.
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DUH. HA HA. WAIT.
WATCH THIS.
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LOOK AT ME. I'M AN UGLY,
OLD WRINKLED LADY
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WITH A CURLY Q
MOUSTACHE.
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HA HA. OK. SORRY.
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BACK TO THE SHOW.
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AH HA HA HA HA!
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YOU, UH--YOU WANTED
TO SEE ME, PRINCIPAL AMZY?
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COME IN. COME IN.
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WELL, I HOPE EVERYTHING'S
OK WITH MY G.P.A.
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I KNOW I BURNED
THE SPINACH PASTA
IN HOME EC.
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QUIET, KRONK.
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IT'S ME.
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YZMA? WOW.
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WELL, NOBODY'S GONNA
FIGURE THAT ONE OUT.
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LISTEN UP. YOU AND I
ARE GONNA MAKE SURE
KUZCO LOSES THAT RACE.
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HA HA HA HA HA.
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[COUGHS]
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CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
UH, A SMOOTHIE?
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I'M FINE.
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I'M TELLIN' YA.
THERE'S NO WAY KUZCO'S
GONNA BEAT KRONK
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IN THAT RACE TOMORROW.
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YEAH. THE ONLY EXERCISE
HE GETS IS RUNNING
THE COUNTRY. HEH HEH.
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I'VE NEVER EVEN
SEEN HIM LIFT A FINGER.
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HA HA HA HA.
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Both: [LAUGHING]
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Kuzco: AH HA HO
HEE HO HO.
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VERY FUNNY, GUYS. I'LL
HAVE BOTH OF YOU KNOW,
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JUST LAST WEEK,
I BOUGHT A TREADMILL.
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OH. YOU LIKE IT?
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I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T
GET THE CARTON OPEN.
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IT'S LIKE STAPLED
SHUT OR SOMETHING,
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BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER,
'CAUSE I'M IN GREAT SHAPE,
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AND I'M GONNA BEAT
THE PANTS OFF KRONKETY
KRONK KRONK. HA HA.
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THANK YOU, BOYS.
I'LL BE WALKING
THE REST OF THE WAY HOME.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN
MAKE IT UP THE STAIRS?
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HUH? THEY'RE JUST STAIRS.
NO BIG DEAL.
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OOH, STAIRS!
THEY'RE SO STEEP.
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HA HA. NO PROBLEM.
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WHEW.
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TAKING A BREAK?
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IT'S CALLED
PACING YOURSELF.
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WHEW. DID WE
JUST PUT THESE IN?
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COME ON,
EVERYBODY. DINNER.
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I CAN TOO
OUT-RUN YOU.
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NUH-UH.
UH-HUH.
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NUH-UH.
UH-HUH.
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NUH-UH.
UH-HUH.
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NUH-UH.
UH-HUH.
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HEY, HEY. SLOW DOWN.
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WE'RE PLAYING
KRONK VERSUS KUZCO.
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SHE MADE ME
HAVE TO BE KUZCO.
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AND WHAT'S
WRONG WITH THAT?
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HE'S THE LOSER.
YEAH.
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EVERYBODY
IN THE VILLAGE
SAYS THERE'S NO WAY
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IN A BILLION,
GAZILLION YEARS
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KUZCO CAN
OUT-RUN KRONK.
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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GUESS IT'S TIME
TO CARVE UP FOR THE
BIG RACE TOMORROW.
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UH, KUZCO,
ABOUT THAT RACE...
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YEAH? WHAT ABOUT IT?
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YOU JUST DO
THE BEST YOU CAN.
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DON'T LISTEN
TO ANY RUMORS YOU HEAR
AROUND THE VILLAGE.
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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO BE WORRIED.
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HEY, HEY. IT'S OK.
I'M NOT WORRIED.
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NO WORRIED.
ME WORRIED? UH-HUH.
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IF I WERE WORRIED,
I'D BE ALL,
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"I'M WORRIED. OOH,
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?"
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00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:49,627
BUT I'M NOT.
WORRIED, THAT IS.
224
00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:50,761
NO, UH-HUH.
NOT WORRIED AT ALL.
225
00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:54,232
WHAT'S THE WORD THAT
MEANS THE OPPOSITE
OF WORRIED? HMM.
226
00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,833
WELL, WHATEVER THAT WORD
IS THAT'S HOW I FEEL,
227
00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,736
BECAUSE ME
AND WORRIED, WE JUST
DO NOT GET ALONG.
228
00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:02,407
HE'S LIKE, "HEY,
I'M MR. WORRIED.
HOW'S IT GOIN'?"
229
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,775
AND I'M LIKE, "WELL,
MOVE ALONG, PAL,
230
00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:07,078
'CAUSE THIS HERE IS
NO WORRIED PARKING."
231
00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,680
HA HA. YEAH.
232
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,249
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE NOT WORRIED?
233
00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,685
ME PLUS RACE EQUALS...
NO WORRIED.
234
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,186
Kronk: EVENING, KUZCO.
235
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,789
PACHA, CHICHA,
CHACA, TIPO,
236
00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:19,657
AND WHERE'S LITTLE YUPI?
237
00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:21,693
ASLEEP.
238
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,195
RIGHT. GOOD.
BABY'S ASLEEP.
239
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:28,667
THEY, UH--THEY DO THAT.
HA HA HA.
240
00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:39,811
KRONK, IS THERE
A REASON YOU STOPPED BY?
241
00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:42,714
HUH? OH, NO REASON.
242
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,349
I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
243
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:47,752
THOUGHT I'D SAY HI
ON MY NIGHTLY 20-MILE JOG.
244
00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,354
YEAH. 20 MILES
245
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,755
EACH WAY EVERY NIGHT.
246
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,757
JOGGING. NOT EVEN TIRED.
247
00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:56,728
STAY IN SHAPE.
CARDIOVASCULAR.
248
00:09:56,763 --> 00:10:00,799
OK, THEN. WE'LL SEE YOU
AT THE RACE TOMORROW, KUZCO.
249
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,333
IS THAT POTATO STEW?
250
00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:03,701
YES, IT IS.
251
00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:04,836
SMELLS GREAT.
252
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:07,472
SEE YOU AT THE RACE.
253
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:08,806
WELL, DID YOU
INTIMIDATE HIM?
254
00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,842
IS HE GOING TO
DROP OUT OF
THE RACE?
255
00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,844
YEAH, I THINK THE LITTLE GUY
GOT THE IDEA.
256
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:16,247
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
REALLY THAT HUNGRY.
257
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:16,981
[YAWN]
258
00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,517
I THINK I'M GONNA
GO ON TO BED.
259
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,386
NIGHT-NIGHT.
260
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,624
[SOBBING]
261
00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,259
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
262
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,694
I'M A LOSER!
263
00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:33,898
LOSER FACE! [SOBS]
264
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,867
IT'S LIKE I SAID
LAST NIGHT--
265
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:36,868
YOU DO THE BEST
YOU CAN.
266
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,704
YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW
YOUR STRENGTHS
AND WEAKNESSES
267
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,005
AND MAKE THE MOST
OF WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
268
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:46,411
YEAH, WELL, RIGHT NOW
I HAVE GOT TO GO BACK
TO SLEEP.
269
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,448
WHAT IS THIS THING?
IT'S LIKE...I'M NOT
GOIN' ANYWHERE.
270
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,417
YEAH, THAT'S
THE TREADMILL
YOU BOUGHT.
271
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,452
WE DON'T HAVE LONG
TO GET YOU IN SHAPE,
272
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,922
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
CRANK THINGS UP.
273
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,397
[KNUCKLES CRACK]
274
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,840
HEY, GOOD WORK, KUZCO.
275
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:53,611
AND REMEMBER,
JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN
WITH WHO YOU ARE.
276
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,498
I GUESS MY JOG
BY THE HUT
277
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,867
DIDN'T DISCOURAGE
THE LITTLE GUY
AFTER ALL.
278
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:16,968
YOU GOTTA ADMIRE
HIS SPIRIT.
279
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,303
WELL, WE'RE NOT TAKING
ANY CHANCES.
280
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:20,872
HE'S GOT TO LOSE
THE RACE.
281
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,408
TO THE SECRET LAB!
282
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,786
PULL THE LEVEL, KRONK!
283
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:36,888
[STRAINING]
WRONG LEVER.
284
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,925
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
SHOULD LABEL
THESE THINGS.
285
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:46,564
Recording: PLEASE REMAIN
SEATED AND KEEP HANDS
INSIDE AT ALL TIMES.
286
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,836
HA HA! WHOO!
287
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,037
[SNARL]
288
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,706
OH!
289
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:05,883
LET'S SEE...HOW CAN I MAKE
KUZCO LOSE THE RACE?
290
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,518
OH...I KNOW!
291
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,921
FIRST, I'LL TURN HIM
INTO A HIPPOPOTAMUS.
292
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,523
THEN I'LL PUT THAT HIPPO
ON A DIET.
293
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:13,991
THEN I'LL INVITE THE HIPPO
OVER FOR DINNER.
294
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:17,428
AND WHEN HE GETS HERE,
I'LL FEED HIM AND FEED HIM
AND FEED HIM
295
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,930
UNTIL HE GETS SO BIG...
296
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,566
HE CAN'T EVEN MOVE!
HA HA HA HA!
297
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,768
IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT,
BRILLIANT!
298
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,870
WHAT ARE YOU SERVIN'?
HUH?
299
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,705
WELL, HIPPOS
ARE VEGETARIANS, REALLY,
300
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,640
SO I THOUGHT
A LIGHT SALAD TO START
301
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,608
AND THEN MAYBE
A VEGGIE LASAGNA.
302
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,511
OF COURSE, WE'LL NEED
ABOUT 80 POUNDS OF THAT.
303
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,713
OR, TO AVOID
AN EXCESSIVE
GROCERY BILL,
304
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,548
I'LL JUST TURN HIM
INTO A TURTLE!
305
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,051
YEAH. GOOD.
THEY DON'T EAT AS MUCH.
306
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:40,885
TURTLES.
307
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,986
AND THEY'RE SLOW!
308
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,055
IF HE'S A TURTLE,
THERE'S NO WAY
HE CAN WIN THE RACE.
309
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,757
KRONK,
GET THE TURTLE POTION
AND TAKE CARE OF KUZCO.
310
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:49,894
I'LL MEET YOU
AT THE STARTING LINE.
311
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,830
YOU KNOW, HE'S NOT PROBABLY
GONNA WIN THIS RACE
ANYWAY,
312
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,700
SO THERE'S REALLY NO REASON
TO GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.
313
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,870
THEN WHAT WOULD I DO
FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW?
314
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:06,878
[CLOCK TICKING]
315
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,679
[DING]
316
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:09,814
RIGHT...
317
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,048
I'LL GET THE POTION.
318
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,884
IT'S BRILLIANT,
BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!
319
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,786
I THINK I ALREADY
SAID THAT.
320
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,855
Kuzco:
IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.
321
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,558
THAT'S THE PART OF THE SHOW
WHERE YOURS TRULY
322
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,393
DRAWS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
323
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,528
AFTER YZMA LEFT, KRONK--
THIS IS HIM--
324
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:27,965
HE...WAIT, NOW.
HE NEEDS A STUPIDER HAT.
325
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,966
NO.
326
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:29,600
NAH.
327
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:30,668
OK. THAT'S GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
328
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:34,472
KRONK, HE WENT OVER
TO YZMA'S SECRET POTION CABINET
329
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,574
AND--WAIT, WAIT.
¶ BORING ¶
330
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,743
I MEAN HE DANCED OVER
TO THE CABINET
331
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,912
LIKE A FUNNY MONKEY
AND HE WENT--
332
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,780
OOH AH AH, OOH AH AH.
333
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,482
HA HA. HE'S A MONKEY.
GOOD NOW...
334
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,051
INSIDE THE SECRET CABINET
WERE A BUNCH OF POTIONS.
335
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,554
BUT THERE WAS ALSO JUNK
LIKE YZMA'S HAIRBRUSH--
DISGUSTING--
336
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,857
AND SOME SORT OF OINTMENT.
DON'T WANNA KNOW.
337
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,958
WELL, KRONK WAS SO FREAKED OUT,
338
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,861
HE GRABBED
THE FIRST POTION HE SAW,
THE WRONG POTION,
339
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,829
THEN HIS PANTS FELL DOWN,
AND HE RAN OUT THE DOOR.
340
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:01,732
BUH-BYE.
AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
341
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:02,800
THE END. NOW...
342
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,735
BACK TO ME.
I WAS GETTING LUNCH
IN THE CAFETERIA.
343
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,538
CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO EAT THIS STUFF?
344
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,875
AREN'T GREEN BEANS
SUPPOSED TO BE,
YOU KNOW, GREEN?
345
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,511
I'D CALL THAT...
CHICKEN A LA GROSS.
346
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:17,015
IS THAT A TOOTH?
HOW'D THAT GET IN THERE?
347
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:22,887
HEY YA, KUZCO.
I SEE YOU GOT
THE TOOTH SURPRISE THERE.
348
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,222
YOU MIGHT WANNA EAT
AROUND THE TOOTH.
349
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,891
OH...ALMOST FORGOT.
350
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,695
BROUGHT YOU SOME
HOMEMADE DIPPING SAUCE
FOR YOUR NUGGETS.
351
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:31,696
WELL, THANKS, KRONK,
352
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,764
BUT I'VE ALREADY GOT
SOME ZESTY WEST
BARBECUE.
353
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:37,501
RIGHT. BUT THIS IS
A SPECIAL DIPPING SAUCE
I MADE JUST FOR YOU
354
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:42,773
AND I CALL IT, UH...
KUZCO'S SPECIAL DIPPING SAUCE
MADE JUST FOR HIM.
355
00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:44,642
CLEVER.
356
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,645
[CORK POPS,
LIQUID POURS]
357
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,251
I DUNNO...
358
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,787
OH, COME ON.
YOU GOTTA TRY IT.
359
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,089
OPEN UP.
NO.
360
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,090
ONE BITE.
NO.
361
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,024
COME ON.
UH-UH.
362
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,560
KUZCO-WUZCO,
OPENS-WOPENS!
363
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,528
MM-MM!
364
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,129
CHUGGA-CHUGGA.
HERE COMES
THE NUGGET EXPRESS.
365
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:09,900
WHOA. I AM NOT EATING
ANYTHING CALLED
THE NUGGET EXPRESS.
366
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:10,901
[GULP]
367
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:14,939
[SMACKS LIPS]
HUH! HEY, THAT WAS
PRETTY TASTY.
368
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:21,846
WHAT WAS THAT...
SOME SORT OF A HONEY
BALSAMIC MUSTARD THING?
369
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,684
UH...I GOTTA GO.
370
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:32,823
HEY, WHASSUP?
371
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,792
EMPEROR KUZCO
COMIN' THROUGH.
372
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,193
THAT'S ME.
373
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,327
HEY-EY, MALINA!
374
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,831
SAY, I NEVER GOT
AN ANSWER FROM YOU
ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT.
375
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,834
UH...KUZCO...
376
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,170
HAVE YOU...
SEEN YOURSELF LATELY?
377
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,073
NO, BUT I'M ALWAYS
HAPPY TO ADMIRE
378
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,841
MY HANDSOME--FACE?!
379
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,778
AAH! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
380
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,313
I'M AN UGLY RABBIT!
381
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,648
[SOBS]
382
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,749
RABBIT FACE!
383
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,719
IT'S NOT JUST MY FACE--
IT'S ALL OF ME!
384
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,120
I'M ALL A RABBIT
385
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:06,057
WITH AN UGLY RABBIT FACE!
386
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,305
[SIGHS]
387
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,141
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS,
IS HOW I BECAME A RABBIT.
388
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:28,145
AND AS SOON AS THAT
SIXTH PERIOD BELL RINGS
KRONK WILL WIN THE RACE,
389
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,847
I'LL FAIL P.E. CLASS,
390
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,916
AND YZMA WILL BECOME
EMPRESS.
391
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:36,254
A SAD ENDING
TO THIS SAD STORY.
392
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,991
UM...KUZCO?
393
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:41,658
MALINA?
394
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,961
OH...GUESS YOU CAME
TO LAUGH AT ME
395
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,030
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, RIGHT?
396
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,998
RABBIT FACE. HA HA HA.
397
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:48,899
YEAH.
398
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:51,102
HEY, I WOULDN'T LAUGH
AT YOUR RABBIT FACE.
399
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,871
YOUR KUZCO FACE
IS ALREADY FUNNY ENOUGH.
400
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,471
AH, THANKS.
401
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,207
I CAME HERE
BECAUSE I...
402
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,175
I JUST, UM...
403
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,778
I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOU WERE OK.
404
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:01,779
REALLY?
405
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,347
BUT YOU RAN AWAY
SO FAST, I COULDN'T
CATCH UP.
406
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:06,650
OH, WELL, THAT'S...
WAIT--WHAT'D YOU SAY?
407
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:07,885
THAT I WANTED
TO MAKE SURE THAT--
408
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,353
NO, NO, THE OTHER PART
ABOUT ME RUNNING FAST.
409
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:13,757
OH, THAT I COULDN'T
CATCH YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE
RUNNING AND HOPPING SO FAST?
410
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:14,624
WAIT A MINUTE...
411
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,228
DUH! PACHA SAID
TO DO THE BEST YOU CAN,
412
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,230
TO KNOW YOUR STRENGTHS
AND WEAKNESSES,
413
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,732
MAKE THE MOST
OF WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
414
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,933
AND I'VE GOT RABBIT FEET!
415
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:26,904
YOU GET IT?
I'M A HIPPETY-HOPPITY TYPE
FAST-RUNNING RABBIT!
416
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:27,738
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
417
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,175
WHAT'S THAT BELL?
SIXTH PERIOD'S OVER!
418
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:38,883
I'VE GOT A RACE TO WIN!
419
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:40,918
HA. STRANGE WEATHER.
420
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,386
KUZCO IS SUCH
A SLOW TURTLE,
421
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,955
HE'S NOT EVEN GOING
TO MAKE IT TO THE RACE.
422
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,291
OH, UH...ABOUT
THAT TURTLE THING...
423
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,828
KRONK, YOU DID TURN HIM
INTO A TURTLE, DIDN'T YOU?
424
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,863
Race announcer:
ON YOUR MARKS...
425
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,165
I GOTTA GO.
426
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,667
GET SET...
427
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,669
[TWIRR]
428
00:18:59,071 --> 00:18:59,970
Kuzco: HA HA.
429
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:03,074
HERE COMES
KUZCO COTTONTAIL.
430
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:04,875
KUZCO...
431
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,278
IS A BUNNY?!
432
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,937
Kuzco:
I'M GONNA WIN!
433
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,106
I'M GONNA WIN!
434
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:38,209
WHOO HOO! SEE YOU LATER.
435
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,877
OH!
436
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,145
WELL...WHAT NOW?
437
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,080
THERE'S ALWAYS...
[ALLIGATOR SNAPS]
OUCH!
438
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,415
THE ROPE BRIDGE.
[SNAP] OUCH!
439
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,250
NO WAY HE CAN JUMP--
[SNAP] OUCH!
440
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:47,985
OVER THAT.
[SNAP] OUCH.
441
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,987
PERFECT!
442
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,791
Kronk: BUMMER.
443
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:21,252
[CLANG]
444
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,353
AAH!
AAH!
445
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,220
[BONG]
446
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,089
[CLANG, THUD]
447
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:31,729
HA HA.
MY BUTT'S IN THE FOUNTAIN.
448
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,935
WHOO HOO!
449
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,938
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
450
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,807
ALL RIGHT, KUZCO!
YAY!
451
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:45,909
HA HA HEY.
WHO'S GOT THE LUCKY FEET?
452
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,845
I DO! MR. LUCKY RABBIT FEET.
453
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,348
¶ UH-HUH, UH-HUH,
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH ¶
454
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,217
AS THE ROYAL
RECORD KEEPER,
455
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:57,021
I PRONOUNCE
THIS CLASS--PASS!
456
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,289
OH, YEAH!
457
00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,156
GRR!
458
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,391
GOOD JOB, KUZCO.
459
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,759
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
460
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:05,963
ALTHOUGH, I DIDN'T KNOW
IT INVOLVED SUCH A CUTE
LITTLE COTTON TAIL.
461
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,531
NO TOUCHY THE TAIL.
462
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:08,532
CONGRATULATIONS!
463
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:13,237
SO, THIS MEAN WE'RE...
HANGIN' OUT FRIDAY
NIGHT?
464
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,138
OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
465
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:17,107
I'D LOVE TO HANG OUT
WITH YOU GUYS, BUT...
466
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:19,944
YOU MIND IF
I BRING A FRIEND?
467
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:21,712
[RIM SHOT]
468
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:22,780
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT,
KRONK.
469
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,916
I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD
HAVE TURNED HIM
INTO A HIPPO.
470
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,419
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
I, KUZCO, WON THE RACE.
471
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,088
AND AS YOU CAN SEE,
THE POTION WORE OFF
472
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,557
AND I'M BACK TO MY
HANDSOME HUMAN SELF.
473
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,893
THOUGH I DO HAVE
A CRAVING FOR CARROTS.
474
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:39,997
ANYWAY, LOOKS LIKE YOURS TRULY
STILL HAS A CHANCE TO GRADUATE
475
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,933
FROM KUZCO ACADEMY
AND STAY EMPEROR.
476
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,936
AS FOR KRONK, WELL,
TO MAKE UP FOR HIS MISTAKE,
477
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,472
HE BAKED YZMA SOME OF
HIS FAVORITE SPINACH PUFFS.
478
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:51,875
WHAT YZMA DOESN'T KNOW
IS I SWITCHED THOSE
SPINACH PUFFS
479
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:54,878
WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING
I LIKE TO CALL...
480
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:58,382
RABBIT PUFFS.
481
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:07,325
KUZCOOOOO!
482
00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:10,727
Kuzco: YOU KNOW, NOT EVERYONE
CAN BE AS PERFECT AS ME.
483
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:13,530
CHECK OUT THIS LITTLE BLOOPER
FROM TODAY'S SHOW.
484
00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:14,998
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
485
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:17,468
EMPEROR KUZCO
COMING THROUGH.
486
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,002
HELLO, LADIES.
487
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:20,371
HEY, HEY, MALINA.
488
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:23,006
SAY, I NEVER GOT
A CHANCE TO ASK YOU--
489
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:24,641
WHAT?
490
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:25,575
UH...
491
00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:29,646
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
"SCROLL" NOT "SQUIRREL."
492
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:30,881
PROPS!