1 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:07,399 Everything around us is shaped by metals. Everything. 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:12,079 It's that step-by-step understanding of the internal structure of metals, 3 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:14,119 the secret world of the metal crystal, 4 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,639 that's been a huge intellectual achievement. 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:20,079 Metals have driven civilisation forward. 6 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,759 And, in doing so, they've defined who we are as humans. 7 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,959 And that's something we should be VERY proud of. 8 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,919 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 9 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,439 Hello and welcome to Only Connect, 10 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,799 the quiz so tough it's like gladiators for the brain. 11 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,159 By which I mean proper Roman gladiators, where contenders fight 12 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,319 to the death against a lion. 13 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,679 Grrrr! 14 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:51,999 That's just an analogy. 15 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,599 Our contestants won't literally be fighting wild beasts 16 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,359 or haring around in chariots, 17 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,359 because BBC Four rejected my brilliant idea for a format change. 18 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,519 So, sitting in the same old boring chairs, on my right, 19 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,879 Saul Jones, an opera fan from London who studied 20 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:11,519 English at Mansfield College, Oxford and likes Turkish cuisine. 21 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,319 Emma-Louisa Mutter, 22 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,279 a former archaeologist who plays the cello 23 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,199 and sings in a four-part a cappella group. 24 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,359 And their captain, Chris Sowton, a part-time charity worker 25 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,159 and reluctant gardener, whose first book on academic writing 26 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,759 for foreign students was published this year. 27 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,759 They all teach English As A Foreign Language at King's College London. 28 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,519 They are the TEFL Teachers. 29 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,079 So, Chris, what sort of revision have you been doing? 30 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,839 We've obviously been playing the excellent Wall Online. 31 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,079 We've been asking each other random questions 32 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:42,759 and we've been sending each other vowel-less e-mails all week. 33 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:46,359 Excellent. Your opponents. 34 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,399 On my left, James Kemp, a software developer who keeps chickens 35 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,919 and can solve a Rubik's Cube in 27 seconds. 36 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,959 Sally Wilson. 37 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,279 A music graduate who works as an IT project manager. 38 00:03:56,320 --> 00:04:00,279 And can play the saxophone, violin, viola, clarinet, piano and percussion. 39 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,839 And their captain, Lynne Ashcroft, a test analyst with 40 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:08,759 a degree in English, who owns 10,000 books and was once chased by a bear. 41 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:13,199 They are all professional computer experts. They're the IT Specialists. 42 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,599 Lynne, the obvious question, what brings your team here? 43 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,439 We've always loved the show. 44 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,079 We've tried very hard to get on it 45 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,319 and we've made it, so everything now is a bonus. 46 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:26,119 Well, there are bonuses available, also your own points. 47 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,079 Good luck, I hope you get them. Thank you very much. 48 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,239 Let's kick off, then, with Round One. 49 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,599 I simply want to know what is the connection between four 50 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,999 apparently random clues. 51 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,799 The fewer clues you see before giving me the correct answer, 52 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,239 the more points you can get. 53 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,879 The TEFL Teachers won the toss 54 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,479 but they've elected to put the IT Specialists in first. 55 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:48,799 So, Lynne, I'd like your team to choose an Egyptian hieroglyph. 56 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,719 Can we have the Twisted Flax, please? 57 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:54,599 You certainly may. What is the connection between these clues? 58 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,959 Here's the first. 59 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,799 Sue Tilley. She's in...an actor, in EastEnders. 60 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,959 EastEnders, yeah. Shall we get the next one? Next, please. 61 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,959 No, it isn't, that's Susan Tully. 62 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,799 Dentist, Byron McKeeby, Nan Wood. Haven't a clue about that. 63 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,479 No, next one. Next, please. 64 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,439 Lisa Gherardini, that's... She was a mistress. 65 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,159 She was somebody's mistress. 66 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,159 Dentist's mistresses? I could have got this completely wrong. Yeah? 67 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,879 We'd better go next. Next, please. 68 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:25,959 Ten seconds. 69 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,999 Oh, no, she was Whistler's mother! They're mothers? Famous mothers. 70 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,679 No, no, no, subjects of famous paintings. 71 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:32,679 BELL 72 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,879 They're all subjects of famous paintings. 73 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,919 They are models for famous paintings. Quite right. 74 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,799 Can you tell me the paintings? Mona Lisa. Mona Lisa. 75 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,279 That's Lisa Gherardini. 76 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,599 She's not a mistress at all, I don't think she is! 77 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,199 The third clue. No, she was the wife of a Florentine merchant. 78 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,359 The Mona Lisa. And that's Whistler's mother. That's Whistler's mother. 79 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,839 Yeah. And... 80 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,839 A dentist and his sister were models for Grant Wood's American Gothic. 81 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,839 What about Sue Tilley? What's that painting? 82 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,959 Is it something by Hockney or something like that? 83 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:06,239 Sue Tilley is the model for Freud's Benefits Supervisor Sleeping. 84 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,999 Very well done, you got one point. 85 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,679 Over to the TEFL Teachers to choose a question. 86 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,079 Two Reeds, please. Two reeds. 87 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,999 What is the connection here? Time starts now. 88 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:21,079 Is it computer games? It is a computer game. Next. 89 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,119 MI5? Could be Israel. 90 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,399 Don't know what that is. Next. 91 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,439 In the films it's like something, the imagery in films... 92 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:39,239 I haven't a clue. I don't know what it is. Oh, God, yes. 93 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,839 I've got no idea. Next. 94 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,159 Is it, the Calais Coach... 95 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,519 It sounds like... 96 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:50,799 Ten seconds. An Agatha Christie. Something detective. 97 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,279 I don't know. I don't know. 98 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,279 BELL 99 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:58,199 They're all detective films. 100 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:03,079 They are not all detective films, I'm afraid. 101 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:07,319 I can't give you that, so there's a bonus chance for the IT Specialists. 102 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:12,159 We think they're alternative American names for films known by other 103 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,639 names in England, in the UK. 104 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:15,679 I'll take it. 105 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,719 Murder In The Calais Coach, for Murder On The Orient Express. 106 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,479 I mean, it's actually a book but of course it's also a film. 107 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:25,079 Clue, the name for Cluedo which is a board game, also a film, in fact. 108 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,239 MI-5 is a TV programme - Spooks. 109 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:31,519 Desert Attack, that one was the film known as what in English? 110 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,359 Ice Cold In Alex. American names for British creations. 111 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,559 That is it. So, well done for the bonus. 112 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,679 You may now choose your own question. 113 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,919 Could we have Lion, please? I don't see why not. 114 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:47,519 What is the connection here? First clue coming up now. 115 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,759 New boy at Repton? I don't know. Should get next clue. Next, please. 116 00:07:55,560 --> 00:08:01,799 Oh, it's, erm...thingy out of Monty Python. Eric Idle? 117 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,959 Shall we go for next? 118 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,199 Next, please. 119 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,839 He was called Stig. 120 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,679 They were called Stig. Yeah. 121 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,679 BELL 122 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,199 They're all called Stig. 123 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,119 They ARE all called Stig. 124 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,039 You didn't need to see the last clue which suggested Stig Of The Dump. 125 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,519 What can you tell me about the first three clues? 126 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,119 Well, I know The Rutles' lead guitarist was nicknamed Stig, 127 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,199 wasn't he? 128 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,719 That was the name of the character. 129 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,239 Yeah, and ABBA's manager was Stig. 130 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,959 Can't remember his surname. 131 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,559 Have a guess. 132 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,159 Stig Larsson or something? No, no, not Stig Larsson. 133 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,719 You're close. Anderson. Pretty much everyone Swedish, 134 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,239 if they're not called Larsson, they're called Anderson. 135 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,119 I hope that's not offensive to Swedish viewers. I mean it lovingly. 136 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,559 And what about the first one? 137 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,879 New boy at Repton? The Stig. 138 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,319 Obviously a new boy at Repton is nicknamed Stig. 139 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,239 Why would I have thought you might know that? 140 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:55,839 They named The Stig on the TV show Top Gear after the name 141 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:00,039 of a new boy at Repton because that was where Jeremy Clarkson went. 142 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,799 Perfect. Jeremy Clarkson went to school 143 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,599 there and they named the driver 144 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,839 after the new boy slang, Repton Stig. 145 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:06,919 Very well done. 146 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,999 TEFL Teachers, it's your turn. 147 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,039 Water, please. OK. 148 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,759 It's the music question. 149 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,199 What is the connection between these pieces of music? 150 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,439 First one coming in now. 151 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:22,559 MILITARY ANTHEM PLAYS 152 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,839 Queen of Sheba, isn't it? 153 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:25,839 Next. 154 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,879 # Well you don't know me... # 155 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,559 I don't know what this is. You know? 156 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:35,479 Don't know what it is. No idea. Next. 157 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:44,399 Carmina Burana by Orff. Orff. Could be, I don't know. 158 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,639 Do you want to go for the next one? Next. 159 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,839 OPERATIC SINGING 160 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,279 Ten seconds. 161 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:55,439 What's that, then? Um, that's Tosca. 162 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,839 Three seconds. BELL 163 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,199 Er, slaves. 164 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,959 Ooh, no, slaves is not the connection, 165 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,399 so there's another bonus chance for the IT Specialists. 166 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,279 Got O in the title? They've got O in the title. Yeah, they've got O. 167 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,359 They all start with O, can you tell me what we heard? 168 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,719 Don't know the first one. But the second one is... 169 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,519 BOTH: O Superman. 170 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,119 From Laurie Anderson, that's right. 171 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:22,679 The third one is O Fortuna from Carmina Burana. That's right. 172 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,999 We didn't listen to the last one. Didn't listen at all!