1 00:00:02,568 --> 00:00:07,407 Everything around us is shaped by metals. Everything. 2 00:00:07,448 --> 00:00:12,087 It's that step-by-step understanding of the internal structure of metals, 3 00:00:12,128 --> 00:00:14,127 the secret world of the metal crystal, 4 00:00:14,168 --> 00:00:16,647 that's been a huge intellectual achievement. 5 00:00:16,688 --> 00:00:20,087 Metals have driven civilisation forward. 6 00:00:20,128 --> 00:00:23,767 And, in doing so, they've defined who we are as humans. 7 00:00:23,808 --> 00:00:26,967 And that's something we should be VERY proud of. 8 00:00:48,968 --> 00:00:51,927 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 9 00:02:38,648 --> 00:02:40,447 Hello and welcome to Only Connect, 10 00:02:40,488 --> 00:02:43,807 the quiz so tough it's like gladiators for the brain. 11 00:02:43,848 --> 00:02:47,167 By which I mean proper Roman gladiators, where contenders fight 12 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,327 to the death against a lion. 13 00:02:49,368 --> 00:02:50,687 Grrrr! 14 00:02:50,728 --> 00:02:52,007 That's just an analogy. 15 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:54,607 Our contestants won't literally be fighting wild beasts 16 00:02:54,648 --> 00:02:56,367 or haring around in chariots, 17 00:02:56,408 --> 00:03:00,367 because BBC Four rejected my brilliant idea for a format change. 18 00:03:00,408 --> 00:03:04,527 So, sitting in the same old boring chairs, on my right, 19 00:03:04,568 --> 00:03:07,887 Saul Jones, an opera fan from London who studied 20 00:03:07,928 --> 00:03:11,527 English at Mansfield College, Oxford and likes Turkish cuisine. 21 00:03:11,568 --> 00:03:13,327 Emma-Louisa Mutter, 22 00:03:13,368 --> 00:03:15,287 a former archaeologist who plays the cello 23 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:17,207 and sings in a four-part a cappella group. 24 00:03:17,248 --> 00:03:20,367 And their captain, Chris Sowton, a part-time charity worker 25 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:24,167 and reluctant gardener, whose first book on academic writing 26 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,767 for foreign students was published this year. 27 00:03:26,808 --> 00:03:29,767 They all teach English As A Foreign Language at King's College London. 28 00:03:29,808 --> 00:03:31,527 They are the TEFL Teachers. 29 00:03:31,568 --> 00:03:34,087 So, Chris, what sort of revision have you been doing? 30 00:03:34,128 --> 00:03:36,847 We've obviously been playing the excellent Wall Online. 31 00:03:36,888 --> 00:03:39,087 We've been asking each other random questions 32 00:03:39,128 --> 00:03:42,767 and we've been sending each other vowel-less e-mails all week. 33 00:03:42,808 --> 00:03:46,367 Excellent. Your opponents. 34 00:03:46,408 --> 00:03:49,407 On my left, James Kemp, a software developer who keeps chickens 35 00:03:49,448 --> 00:03:51,927 and can solve a Rubik's Cube in 27 seconds. 36 00:03:51,968 --> 00:03:53,967 Sally Wilson. 37 00:03:54,008 --> 00:03:56,287 A music graduate who works as an IT project manager. 38 00:03:56,328 --> 00:04:00,287 And can play the saxophone, violin, viola, clarinet, piano and percussion. 39 00:04:00,328 --> 00:04:03,847 And their captain, Lynne Ashcroft, a test analyst with 40 00:04:03,888 --> 00:04:08,767 a degree in English, who owns 10,000 books and was once chased by a bear. 41 00:04:08,808 --> 00:04:13,207 They are all professional computer experts. They're the IT Specialists. 42 00:04:13,248 --> 00:04:16,607 Lynne, the obvious question, what brings your team here? 43 00:04:16,648 --> 00:04:18,447 We've always loved the show. 44 00:04:18,488 --> 00:04:20,087 We've tried very hard to get on it 45 00:04:20,128 --> 00:04:22,327 and we've made it, so everything now is a bonus. 46 00:04:22,368 --> 00:04:26,127 Well, there are bonuses available, also your own points. 47 00:04:26,168 --> 00:04:29,087 Good luck, I hope you get them. Thank you very much. 48 00:04:29,128 --> 00:04:31,247 Let's kick off, then, with Round One. 49 00:04:31,288 --> 00:04:33,607 I simply want to know what is the connection between four 50 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,007 apparently random clues. 51 00:04:35,048 --> 00:04:37,807 The fewer clues you see before giving me the correct answer, 52 00:04:37,848 --> 00:04:39,247 the more points you can get. 53 00:04:39,288 --> 00:04:41,887 The TEFL Teachers won the toss 54 00:04:41,928 --> 00:04:44,487 but they've elected to put the IT Specialists in first. 55 00:04:44,528 --> 00:04:48,807 So, Lynne, I'd like your team to choose an Egyptian hieroglyph. 56 00:04:48,848 --> 00:04:50,727 Can we have the Twisted Flax, please? 57 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:54,607 You certainly may. What is the connection between these clues? 58 00:04:54,648 --> 00:04:56,967 Here's the first. 59 00:04:57,008 --> 00:05:01,807 Sue Tilley. She's in...an actor, in EastEnders. 60 00:05:01,848 --> 00:05:04,967 EastEnders, yeah.Shall we get the next one?Next, please. 61 00:05:06,488 --> 00:05:07,967 No, it isn't, that's Susan Tully. 62 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:11,807 Dentist, Byron McKeeby, Nan Wood. Haven't a clue about that. 63 00:05:11,848 --> 00:05:13,487 No, next one.Next, please. 64 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,447 Lisa Gherardini, that's... She was a mistress. 65 00:05:17,488 --> 00:05:20,167 She was somebody's mistress. 66 00:05:20,208 --> 00:05:23,167 Dentist's mistresses?I could have got this completely wrong.Yeah? 67 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:24,887 We'd better go next. Next, please. 68 00:05:24,928 --> 00:05:25,967 Ten seconds. 69 00:05:26,008 --> 00:05:29,007 Oh, no, she was Whistler's mother! They're mothers? Famous mothers. 70 00:05:29,048 --> 00:05:31,687 No, no, no, subjects of famous paintings. 71 00:05:31,728 --> 00:05:32,687 BELL 72 00:05:32,728 --> 00:05:34,887 They're all subjects of famous paintings. 73 00:05:34,928 --> 00:05:37,927 They are models for famous paintings. Quite right. 74 00:05:37,968 --> 00:05:40,807 Can you tell me the paintings? Mona Lisa.Mona Lisa. 75 00:05:40,848 --> 00:05:42,287 That's Lisa Gherardini. 76 00:05:42,328 --> 00:05:44,607 She's not a mistress at all, I don't think she is! 77 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:47,207 The third clue. No, she was the wife of a Florentine merchant. 78 00:05:47,248 --> 00:05:50,367 The Mona Lisa.And that's Whistler's mother.That's Whistler's mother. 79 00:05:50,408 --> 00:05:51,847 Yeah. And... 80 00:05:51,888 --> 00:05:54,847 A dentist and his sister were models for Grant Wood's American Gothic. 81 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:58,847 What about Sue Tilley? What's that painting? 82 00:05:58,888 --> 00:06:01,967 Is it something by Hockney or something like that? 83 00:06:02,008 --> 00:06:06,247 Sue Tilley is the model for Freud's Benefits Supervisor Sleeping. 84 00:06:06,288 --> 00:06:09,007 Very well done, you got one point. 85 00:06:09,048 --> 00:06:11,687 Over to the TEFL Teachers to choose a question. 86 00:06:11,728 --> 00:06:13,087 Two Reeds, please.Two reeds. 87 00:06:13,128 --> 00:06:17,007 What is the connection here? Time starts now. 88 00:06:18,288 --> 00:06:21,087 Is it computer games? It is a computer game.Next. 89 00:06:24,168 --> 00:06:26,127 MI5?Could be Israel. 90 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:29,407 Don't know what that is.Next. 91 00:06:32,048 --> 00:06:35,447 In the films it's like something, the imagery in films... 92 00:06:35,488 --> 00:06:39,247 I haven't a clue. I don't know what it is.Oh, God, yes. 93 00:06:39,288 --> 00:06:41,847 I've got no idea.Next. 94 00:06:41,888 --> 00:06:44,167 Is it, the Calais Coach... 95 00:06:45,248 --> 00:06:46,527 It sounds like... 96 00:06:46,568 --> 00:06:50,807 Ten seconds.An Agatha Christie. Something detective. 97 00:06:50,848 --> 00:06:52,287 I don't know.I don't know. 98 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,287 BELL 99 00:06:54,368 --> 00:06:58,207 They're all detective films. 100 00:06:58,248 --> 00:07:03,087 They are not all detective films, I'm afraid. 101 00:07:03,128 --> 00:07:07,327 I can't give you that, so there's a bonus chance for the IT Specialists. 102 00:07:07,368 --> 00:07:12,167 We think they're alternative American names for films known by other 103 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:14,647 names in England, in the UK. 104 00:07:14,688 --> 00:07:15,687 I'll take it. 105 00:07:15,728 --> 00:07:18,727 Murder In The Calais Coach, for Murder On The Orient Express. 106 00:07:18,768 --> 00:07:21,487 I mean, it's actually a book but of course it's also a film. 107 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:25,087 Clue, the name for Cluedo which is a board game, also a film, in fact. 108 00:07:25,128 --> 00:07:27,247 MI-5 is a TV programme - Spooks. 109 00:07:27,288 --> 00:07:31,527 Desert Attack, that one was the film known as what in English? 110 00:07:32,648 --> 00:07:36,367 Ice Cold In Alex. American names for British creations. 111 00:07:36,408 --> 00:07:38,567 That is it. So, well done for the bonus. 112 00:07:38,608 --> 00:07:40,687 You may now choose your own question. 113 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:43,927 Could we have Lion, please? I don't see why not. 114 00:07:43,968 --> 00:07:47,527 What is the connection here? First clue coming up now. 115 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:52,767 New boy at Repton?I don't know. Should get next clue.Next, please. 116 00:07:55,568 --> 00:08:01,807 Oh, it's, erm...thingy out of Monty Python.Eric Idle? 117 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,967 Shall we go for next? 118 00:08:04,008 --> 00:08:05,207 Next, please. 119 00:08:06,408 --> 00:08:07,847 He was called Stig. 120 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,687 They were called Stig.Yeah. 121 00:08:09,728 --> 00:08:10,687 BELL 122 00:08:10,728 --> 00:08:12,207 They're all called Stig. 123 00:08:12,248 --> 00:08:14,127 They ARE all called Stig. 124 00:08:14,168 --> 00:08:17,047 You didn't need to see the last clue which suggested Stig Of The Dump. 125 00:08:17,088 --> 00:08:19,527 What can you tell me about the first three clues? 126 00:08:19,568 --> 00:08:22,127 Well, I know The Rutles' lead guitarist was nicknamed Stig, 127 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,207 wasn't he? 128 00:08:23,248 --> 00:08:24,727 That was the name of the character. 129 00:08:24,768 --> 00:08:26,247 Yeah, and ABBA's manager was Stig. 130 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,967 Can't remember his surname. 131 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,567 Have a guess. 132 00:08:29,608 --> 00:08:32,167 Stig Larsson or something? No, no, not Stig Larsson. 133 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:34,727 You're close. Anderson. Pretty much everyone Swedish, 134 00:08:34,768 --> 00:08:37,247 if they're not called Larsson, they're called Anderson. 135 00:08:37,288 --> 00:08:40,127 I hope that's not offensive to Swedish viewers. I mean it lovingly. 136 00:08:40,168 --> 00:08:42,567 And what about the first one? 137 00:08:42,608 --> 00:08:44,887 New boy at Repton?The Stig. 138 00:08:44,928 --> 00:08:47,327 Obviously a new boy at Repton is nicknamed Stig. 139 00:08:47,368 --> 00:08:49,247 Why would I have thought you might know that? 140 00:08:49,288 --> 00:08:55,847 They named The Stig on the TV show Top Gear after the name 141 00:08:55,888 --> 00:09:00,047 of a new boy at Repton because that was where Jeremy Clarkson went. 142 00:09:00,088 --> 00:09:01,807 Perfect. Jeremy Clarkson went to school 143 00:09:01,848 --> 00:09:03,607 there and they named the driver 144 00:09:03,648 --> 00:09:05,847 after the new boy slang, Repton Stig. 145 00:09:05,888 --> 00:09:06,927 Very well done. 146 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:09,007 TEFL Teachers, it's your turn. 147 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,047 Water, please.OK. 148 00:09:11,088 --> 00:09:12,767 It's the music question. 149 00:09:12,808 --> 00:09:16,207 What is the connection between these pieces of music? 150 00:09:16,248 --> 00:09:18,447 First one coming in now. 151 00:09:18,488 --> 00:09:22,567 MILITARY ANTHEM PLAYS 152 00:09:22,608 --> 00:09:24,847 Queen of Sheba, isn't it? 153 00:09:24,888 --> 00:09:25,847 Next. 154 00:09:26,928 --> 00:09:29,887 # Well you don't know me... # 155 00:09:31,088 --> 00:09:32,567 I don't know what this is.You know? 156 00:09:32,608 --> 00:09:35,487 Don't know what it is. No idea. Next. 157 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:44,407 Carmina Burana by Orff. Orff. Could be, I don't know. 158 00:09:44,448 --> 00:09:46,647 Do you want to go for the next one? Next. 159 00:09:46,688 --> 00:09:47,847 OPERATIC SINGING 160 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,287 Ten seconds. 161 00:09:51,488 --> 00:09:55,447 What's that, then?Um, that's Tosca. 162 00:09:55,488 --> 00:09:56,847 Three seconds. BELL 163 00:09:56,888 --> 00:10:00,207 Er, slaves. 164 00:10:00,248 --> 00:10:02,967 Ooh, no, slaves is not the connection, 165 00:10:03,008 --> 00:10:05,407 so there's another bonus chance for the IT Specialists. 166 00:10:05,448 --> 00:10:09,287 Got O in the title?They've got O in the title.Yeah, they've got O. 167 00:10:09,328 --> 00:10:12,367 They all start with O, can you tell me what we heard? 168 00:10:12,408 --> 00:10:14,727 Don't know the first one. But the second one is... 169 00:10:14,768 --> 00:10:16,527 BOTH: O Superman. 170 00:10:16,568 --> 00:10:18,127 From Laurie Anderson, that's right. 171 00:10:18,168 --> 00:10:22,687 The third one is O Fortuna from Carmina Burana.That's right. 172 00:10:22,728 --> 00:10:25,007 We didn't listen to the last one. Didn't listen at all!