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>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE
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>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE
REPORT.
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REPORT.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.
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THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.
>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN,
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>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN,
STEPHEN!
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STEPHEN!
STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!
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STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!
STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!
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STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!
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>> Stephen: I GOT TO TELL
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>> Stephen: I GOT TO TELL
YOU-- FOLKS, I GOT IT EL IT
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YOU-- FOLKS, I GOT IT EL IT
YOU, AFTER A GREETING LIKE
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YOU, AFTER A GREETING LIKE
THAT I GOT TO TELL YOU, I
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THAT I GOT TO TELL YOU, I
DON'T NEED TO SMOKE POT,
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DON'T NEED TO SMOKE POT,
YOU'RE A NATURAL HIGH.
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YOU'RE A NATURAL HIGH.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: FOLKS, TONIGHT
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>> Stephen: FOLKS, TONIGHT
THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES
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THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES
HAD THEIR SECOND
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HAD THEIR SECOND
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE IN LESS
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PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE IN LESS
THAN A WEEK.
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THAN A WEEK.
AND I WAS EXCITED AS A KID
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AND I WAS EXCITED AS A KID
IN A CANDY STORE WHO SPENT
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IN A CANDY STORE WHO SPENT
THREE HOURS IN THAT SAME
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THREE HOURS IN THAT SAME
CANDY STORE LAST WEDNESDAY.
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CANDY STORE LAST WEDNESDAY.
(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
OF COURSE TONIGHT'S DEBATE
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OF COURSE TONIGHT'S DEBATE
IS BEING COHOSTED BY CNN AND
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IS BEING COHOSTED BY CNN AND
THE TEA PARTY EXPRESS.
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THE TEA PARTY EXPRESS.
KNOW IT WON'T BE MORE
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KNOW IT WON'T BE MORE
OF THE SAME, SAME OLD SAME
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OF THE SAME, SAME OLD SAME
OLD.
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OLD.
NOW WE TAPED THE SHOW BEFORE
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NOW WE TAPED THE SHOW BEFORE
THE TEA PARTY FACE-OFF.
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THE TEA PARTY FACE-OFF.
SO LET ME GIVE YOU A PREVIEW
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SO LET ME GIVE YOU A PREVIEW
OF MY ANALYSIS TOMORROW.
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OF MY ANALYSIS TOMORROW.
OH GOD SO, MUCH BLOOD, WHERE
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OH GOD SO, MUCH BLOOD, WHERE
DID THAT TIGER COME FROM?
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DID THAT TIGER COME FROM?
(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
BUT FOLKS, THE REAL, THE
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BUT FOLKS, THE REAL, THE
REAL GAME CHANGER CAME
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REAL GAME CHANGER CAME
BEFORE THE DEBATE, WHEN
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BEFORE THE DEBATE, WHEN
FORMER CANDIDATE TIM
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FORMER CANDIDATE TIM
PAWLENTY STOPPED BY TO
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PAWLENTY STOPPED BY TO
BORROW A CUP OF AIR TIME
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BORROW A CUP OF AIR TIME
FROM THE FOX & FRIENDS.
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FROM THE FOX & FRIENDS.
>> THERE'S ONE CANDIDATE IN
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>> THERE'S ONE CANDIDATE IN
THIS RACE WHO IS UNMATCHED
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THIS RACE WHO IS UNMATCHED
IN HIS SKILLS AND EXPERIENCE
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IN HIS SKILLS AND EXPERIENCE
AND TALENT WHEN IT COMES TO
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AND TALENT WHEN IT COMES TO
TURNING AROUND THIS ECONOMY
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TURNING AROUND THIS ECONOMY
AND GROWING JOBS, AND THAT'S
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AND GROWING JOBS, AND THAT'S
MITT ROMNEY.
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MITT ROMNEY.
AND I'M PROUD AND EXCITED TO
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AND I'M PROUD AND EXCITED TO
ENDORSE HIM FOR PRESIDENT OF
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ENDORSE HIM FOR PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES.
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THE UNITED STATES.
>> Stephen: THIS IS HUGE FOR
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>> Stephen: THIS IS HUGE FOR
ROMNEY.
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ROMNEY.
JUST WEEKS AGO THESE TWO MEN
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JUST WEEKS AGO THESE TWO MEN
WERE BITTER RIVALS, OPPOSITE
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WERE BITTER RIVALS, OPPOSITE
IN EVERY WAY.
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IN EVERY WAY.
AND LOOK AT THEM NOW.
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AND LOOK AT THEM NOW.
IT'S LIKE MIRACLE WHIP
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IT'S LIKE MIRACLE WHIP
ENDORSING MAYONNAISE.
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ENDORSING MAYONNAISE.
(LAUGHTER)PL
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(LAUGHTER)PL
US, PLUS HE HAS ALSO
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US, PLUS HE HAS ALSO
SIGNEDN AS THE NATIONAL
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SIGNEDN AS THE NATIONAL
CO-CHAIR OF MITT ROMNEY'S
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CO-CHAIR OF MITT ROMNEY'S
CAMPAIGN.
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CAMPAIGN.
I HOPE THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE
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I HOPE THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE
HAS TO GIVE UP HIS OTHER JOB
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HAS TO GIVE UP HIS OTHER JOB
AS ASSISTANT MANAGER OF THE
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AS ASSISTANT MANAGER OF THE
ROUTE 23 KINKOS.
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ROUTE 23 KINKOS.
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(LAUGHTER)
THESE GUYS HAVE GROWN SO
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THESE GUYS HAVE GROWN SO
CLOSE THAT ROMNEY EVEN
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CLOSE THAT ROMNEY EVEN
INVITED PAWLENTY TO
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INVITED PAWLENTY TO
TONIGHT'S DEBATE AS HIS PLUS
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TONIGHT'S DEBATE AS HIS PLUS
1.
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1.
PLUS 1 ALSO THE NUMBER OF
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PLUS 1 ALSO THE NUMBER OF
VOTES HIS ENDORSEMENT HAS
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VOTES HIS ENDORSEMENT HAS
BROUGHT TO THE ROMNEY
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BROUGHT TO THE ROMNEY
CAMPAIGN.
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CAMPAIGN.
(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
FOLKS--
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FOLKS--
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HE-PAW.
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HE-PAW.
HE PAW.
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HE PAW.
FOLKS, SPEAK TOO SOON.
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FOLKS, SPEAK TOO SOON.
FOLKS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
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FOLKS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
NEWSPAPERS ARE A DYING
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NEWSPAPERS ARE A DYING
BREED.
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BREED.
THEY'RE PART OF AMERICA'S
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THEY'RE PART OF AMERICA'S
PAST LIKE BUGGY WHIP MAKERS
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PAST LIKE BUGGY WHIP MAKERS
AND THE MASE CLDLS.
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AND THE MASE CLDLS.
BUT AS MUCH AS I DISLIKE
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BUT AS MUCH AS I DISLIKE
THEM, NEWSPAPERS DO PERFORM
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THEM, NEWSPAPERS DO PERFORM
AN IMPORTANT FUNCTION.
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AN IMPORTANT FUNCTION.
FOR ONE, IT'S HARD TO HOUSE
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FOR ONE, IT'S HARD TO HOUSE
TRAIN A DOG ON AN I PAD.
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TRAIN A DOG ON AN I PAD.
APP MAKERS, GET CRACKING.
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APP MAKERS, GET CRACKING.
BUT SOME HEROES AREN'T
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BUT SOME HEROES AREN'T
GIVING UP SO EASILY.
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GIVING UP SO EASILY.
THEY STILL GO AFTER THE BIG
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THEY STILL GO AFTER THE BIG
SCOOPS THE OLD-FASHIONED
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SCOOPS THE OLD-FASHIONED
WAY.
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WAY.
"THE COLBERT REPORT"'S
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"THE COLBERT REPORT"'S
STEPHEN COLBERT REPORT.
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STEPHEN COLBERT REPORT.
>> WITH SOCIAL NETWORKS
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>> WITH SOCIAL NETWORKS
CROWDING IN, SOME MAINSTAYS
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CROWDING IN, SOME MAINSTAYS
OF JOURNALISM LIKE "THE NEW
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OF JOURNALISM LIKE "THE NEW
YORK TIMES" ARE ABANDONING
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YORK TIMES" ARE ABANDONING
OLD SCHOOL REPORTING FOR NEW
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OLD SCHOOL REPORTING FOR NEW
MEDIA.
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MEDIA.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYBODY
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYBODY
WHO IS A REPORTER ISN'T ON
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WHO IS A REPORTER ISN'T ON
TWITTER.
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TWITTER.
I CONSTANTLY BERATE MY
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I CONSTANTLY BERATE MY
COLLEAGUES WHO AREN'T ON IT.
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COLLEAGUES WHO AREN'T ON IT.
>> BUT ONE REPORTER DIDN'T
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>> BUT ONE REPORTER DIDN'T
GET THAT TWEET.
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GET THAT TWEET.
WAYNE FORD HAS BEEN WORKING
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WAYNE FORD HAS BEEN WORKING
THE BEAT FOR OVER 29 YEARS
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THE BEAT FOR OVER 29 YEARS
AT THE ATHENS BANNER HERALD,
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AT THE ATHENS BANNER HERALD,
ATHEN'S GEORGIA'S MOST
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ATHEN'S GEORGIA'S MOST
PRESTIGIOUS AND ONLY
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PRESTIGIOUS AND ONLY
NEWSPAPER.
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NEWSPAPER.
EDITOR ROGER NIELSEN.
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EDITOR ROGER NIELSEN.
>> WAYNE REPRESENTS THE
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>> WAYNE REPRESENTS THE
OLD-FASHIONED KIND OF
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OLD-FASHIONED KIND OF
JOURNALIST, YOU KNOW, THE
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JOURNALIST, YOU KNOW, THE
SHIRT AND TIE KIND OF GUY TO
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SHIRT AND TIE KIND OF GUY TO
GO OUT THERE AND MEET PEOPLE.
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GO OUT THERE AND MEET PEOPLE.
>> AS A JOURNALIST I GUESS
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>> AS A JOURNALIST I GUESS
GROWING UP WALTER CRONKITE
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GROWING UP WALTER CRONKITE
WAS MY HERO.
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WAS MY HERO.
>> Stephen: LIKE HIS HERO
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>> Stephen: LIKE HIS HERO
WAYNE FORD KNOWS TO GET THE
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WAYNE FORD KNOWS TO GET THE
REAL STORY A REPORTER HAS TO
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REAL STORY A REPORTER HAS TO
HIT THE PAVEMENT.
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HIT THE PAVEMENT.
>> ON JULY 12th, I WAS AT
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>> ON JULY 12th, I WAS AT
THE COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE
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THE COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE
PROBABLY BEFORE 8:00 THAT
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PROBABLY BEFORE 8:00 THAT
MORNING.
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MORNING.
AND I GO THROUGH THE REPOS
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AND I GO THROUGH THE REPOS
AND I CAME ACROSS ONE REPORT
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AND I CAME ACROSS ONE REPORT
ON ROGERS ROAD.
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ON ROGERS ROAD.
>> Stephen: ROGERS ROAD.
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>> Stephen: ROGERS ROAD.
>> IT'S A PLACE WHERE IF ARE
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>> IT'S A PLACE WHERE IF ARE
YOU GOING TO RUN SOME LAW
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YOU GOING TO RUN SOME LAW
THAT IS PROBABLY THE PLACE
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THAT IS PROBABLY THE PLACE
YOU'RE GOING TO END UP.
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YOU'RE GOING TO END UP.
>> Stephen: COUNTY SHERIFF,
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>> Stephen: COUNTY SHERIFF,
SCOTT BERRY.
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SCOTT BERRY.
>> THERE ARE A LOT OF
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>> THERE ARE A LOT OF
STORIES TO BE TOLD ON ROGERS
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STORIES TO BE TOLD ON ROGERS
ROAD.
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ROAD.
>> Stephen: AND A STORY IS
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>> Stephen: AND A STORY IS
WHAT WAYNE NEEDED.
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WHAT WAYNE NEEDED.
SO HE WENT OUT TO MEET THE
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SO HE WENT OUT TO MEET THE
SUSPECT, A CRIMINAL
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SUSPECT, A CRIMINAL
MASTERMIND KNOWN AS CHRIS
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MASTERMIND KNOWN AS CHRIS
TOOLE.
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TOOLE.
>> I GOT A LONG HISTORY WITH
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>> I GOT A LONG HISTORY WITH
THE COUNTY SHERIFF'S
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THE COUNTY SHERIFF'S
DEPARTMENT.
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DEPARTMENT.
AND USUALLY THEY DON'T
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AND USUALLY THEY DON'T
BELIEVE ME OVER ANYBODY
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BELIEVE ME OVER ANYBODY
ELSE.
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ELSE.
SO NORMALLY I'M THE ONE THEY
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SO NORMALLY I'M THE ONE THEY
TAKE TO JAIL WHETHER I'M
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TAKE TO JAIL WHETHER I'M
GUILTY OR NOT.
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GUILTY OR NOT.
>> Stephen: BUT --
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>> Stephen: BUT --
>> MOSTLY I'M GUILTY.
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>> MOSTLY I'M GUILTY.
>> Stephen: SO WHAT HAPPENED
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>> Stephen: SO WHAT HAPPENED
THAT DAY ON ROGERS ROAD.
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THAT DAY ON ROGERS ROAD.
>> DEPUTIES WERE DISPATCHED
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>> DEPUTIES WERE DISPATCHED
THROUGH THE 911 CENTER TO A
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THROUGH THE 911 CENTER TO A
FIGHT CALL.
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FIGHT CALL.
>> TWO OF THE DEPUTIES
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>> TWO OF THE DEPUTIES
DECIDED TO TAKE A BACK
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DECIDED TO TAKE A BACK
ENTRANCE BECAUSE THEY
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ENTRANCE BECAUSE THEY
THOUGHT HE WOULD PROBABLY
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THOUGHT HE WOULD PROBABLY
ONE.
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ONE.
-- RUN.
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-- RUN.
HE HAS THE REPUTATION FOR
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HE HAS THE REPUTATION FOR
IT.
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IT.
>> I RUN BECAUSE THE POLICE
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>> I RUN BECAUSE THE POLICE
WANT TO TAKE ME TO JAIL AND
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WANT TO TAKE ME TO JAIL AND
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
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I DON'T WANT TO GO.
>> AND HE RAN OUT THE DOOR
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>> AND HE RAN OUT THE DOOR
CARRYING A BEER IN HIS HAND.
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CARRYING A BEER IN HIS HAND.
THE DEPUTIES ORDER HIM AT
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THE DEPUTIES ORDER HIM AT
TASTER POINT TO STOP.
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TASTER POINT TO STOP.
>> ACCORDING TO THE REPORT,
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>> ACCORDING TO THE REPORT,
THEY ASKED HIM TEN TIMES TO
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THEY ASKED HIM TEN TIMES TO
LAY DOWN.
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LAY DOWN.
>> IT WAS SWEATY AND HOT.
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>> IT WAS SWEATY AND HOT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO GET DIRT
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I DIDN'T WANT TO GET DIRT
ALL OVER ME.
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ALL OVER ME.
>> HE FINALLY LAID DOWN AND
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>> HE FINALLY LAID DOWN AND
CONTINUED TO DRINK HIS BEER
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CONTINUED TO DRINK HIS BEER
WILE HE WAS ON THE GROUND.
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WILE HE WAS ON THE GROUND.
>> HE WAS BOUND AND
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>> HE WAS BOUND AND
DETERMINED TO FINISH THAT
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DETERMINED TO FINISH THAT
BEER BEFORE THEY PUT THE
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BEER BEFORE THEY PUT THE
HANDCUFFS ON HIM.
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HANDCUFFS ON HIM.
>> IT WAS PRETTY
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>> IT WAS PRETTY
INTERESTING.
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INTERESTING.
>> Stephen: WAYNE KNEW THERE
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>> Stephen: WAYNE KNEW THERE
WAS A BIG STORY HERE.
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WAS A BIG STORY HERE.
>> ACTUALLY, CHASING AND
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>> ACTUALLY, CHASING AND
PUTTING HANDCUFFS ON CHRIS
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PUTTING HANDCUFFS ON CHRIS
TOOLE ISN'T A BIG STORY
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TOOLE ISN'T A BIG STORY
HERE.
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HERE.
IT IS ONE OF THOSE THINS WE
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IT IS ONE OF THOSE THINS WE
DO.
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DO.
WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE.
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WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE.
WE'LL LIKELY DO IT AGAIN.
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WE'LL LIKELY DO IT AGAIN.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
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>> Stephen: OKAY.
BUT WAYNE KNEW THERE WAS A
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BUT WAYNE KNEW THERE WAS A
STORY HERE.
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STORY HERE.
>> HEART RACING, WAYNE
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>> HEART RACING, WAYNE
ARRIVED ON THE SCENE.
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ARRIVED ON THE SCENE.
SOON HE WAS FACE-TO-FACE
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SOON HE WAS FACE-TO-FACE
WITH THE INFAMOUS CHRIS
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WITH THE INFAMOUS CHRIS
TOOLE AND WHAT CHRIS TOLD
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TOOLE AND WHAT CHRIS TOLD
WAYNE WILL SHOCK YOU.
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WAYNE WILL SHOCK YOU.
>> HE TOLD ME, YOU KNOW,
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>> HE TOLD ME, YOU KNOW,
WITH HIS MOTHER COMING HE IS
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WITH HIS MOTHER COMING HE IS
GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE.
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GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE.
>> THERE WAS NO STORY HERE.
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>> THERE WAS NO STORY HERE.
>> I WAS DISAPPOINTED.
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>> I WAS DISAPPOINTED.
>> Stephen: DISAPPOINTED,
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>> Stephen: DISAPPOINTED,
BUT NOT DETERRED.
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BUT NOT DETERRED.
WAYNE'S JOURNALISTIC
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WAYNE'S JOURNALISTIC
INSTINCT TO FIND A STORY
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INSTINCT TO FIND A STORY
KICKED IN.
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KICKED IN.
>> I WALKED UP THE DIRT
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>> I WALKED UP THE DIRT
DRIVE TO BOBBY'S HOUSE.
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DRIVE TO BOBBY'S HOUSE.
IT WAS NOT THAT FAR AWAY.
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IT WAS NOT THAT FAR AWAY.
>> Stephen: THIS IS BOBBY
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>> Stephen: THIS IS BOBBY
KIRK.
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KIRK.
WAYNE HAD A HUNCH HE WOULD
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WAYNE HAD A HUNCH HE WOULD
TALK.
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TALK.
>> WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT,
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>> WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT,
I-- HE KEEPS HOLLERING IT GO
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I-- HE KEEPS HOLLERING IT GO
THROUGH YOUR MOUTH INTO YOUR
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THROUGH YOUR MOUTH INTO YOUR
STOMACH, IS YOU GOT ANYTHING
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STOMACH, IS YOU GOT ANYTHING
IN YOU ELSE'S, THAT STUFF
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IN YOU ELSE'S, THAT STUFF
GOING TO BURN IT OUT, YOU
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GOING TO BURN IT OUT, YOU
WON'T HAVE NO KIND OF
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WON'T HAVE NO KIND OF
DISEASE.
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DISEASE.
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY, HUH?
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THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY, HUH?
>> WELL, WHEN BOBBY STARTED
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>> WELL, WHEN BOBBY STARTED
TALKING, I KNEW I HAD A
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TALKING, I KNEW I HAD A
STORY BECAUSE BOBBY LIKES TO
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STORY BECAUSE BOBBY LIKES TO
TALK.
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TALK.
>> ARMADILLOS, RUNNING THEM
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>> ARMADILLOS, RUNNING THEM
HARD, YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY
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HARD, YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY
FLY WHEREVER, YOU DON'T.
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FLY WHEREVER, YOU DON'T.
THEY'LL TELL THE YOUNG
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THEY'LL TELL THE YOUNG
GENERATION DON'T KNOW
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GENERATION DON'T KNOW
NOTHING.
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NOTHING.
>> Stephen: BUT WAYNE WAS
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>> Stephen: BUT WAYNE WAS
SURE BOBBY WAS BURYING THE
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SURE BOBBY WAS BURYING THE
LEAD.
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LEAD.
>> NO, I AIN'T TALKING, I
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>> NO, I AIN'T TALKING, I
TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT
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TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT
TO KNOW.
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TO KNOW.
ANYTHING.
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ANYTHING.
JUST ANYTHING TO MAKE
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JUST ANYTHING TO MAKE
A-- NOT NO LITTLE STORY,
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A-- NOT NO LITTLE STORY,
MAKE A BIG ONE.
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MAKE A BIG ONE.
>> Stephen: AND THIS WAS A
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>> Stephen: AND THIS WAS A
BIGUN.
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BIGUN.
WAYNE PRESSED BONNIE FOR
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WAYNE PRESSED BONNIE FOR
MORE DETAILS AND FINALLY HE
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MORE DETAILS AND FINALLY HE
SPILLED IT.
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SPILLED IT.
>> I TOLD.
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>> I TOLD.
>> BOBBY SAID IT WAS TOO HOT
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>> BOBBY SAID IT WAS TOO HOT
TO FISH.
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TO FISH.
>> Stephen: TOO HOT TO FISH.
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>> Stephen: TOO HOT TO FISH.
(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
>> THE FRONT OF THE PAPER
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>> THE FRONT OF THE PAPER
SAID TOO HOT TO FISH AND IT
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SAID TOO HOT TO FISH AND IT
SHOWED A PICTURE OF BOBBY.
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SHOWED A PICTURE OF BOBBY.
AND THEN ON THE INSIDE OF
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AND THEN ON THE INSIDE OF
THE FEATURE SECTION MAN SAYS
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THE FEATURE SECTION MAN SAYS
IT'S TOO HOT TO FISH SO
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IT'S TOO HOT TO FISH SO
BASICALLY IT'S THE SAME
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BASICALLY IT'S THE SAME
HEADLINE.
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HEADLINE.
>> TOO HOT TO FISH, COOL.
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>> TOO HOT TO FISH, COOL.
>> Stephen: BUT WITH EVERY
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>> Stephen: BUT WITH EVERY
BIG STORY COMES BIG
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BIG STORY COMES BIG
CONTROVERSY.
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CONTROVERSY.
LOCAL BAIT SHOP OWNER CAROL
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LOCAL BAIT SHOP OWNER CAROL
ANN.
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ANN.
>> FISH DON'T FEEL THE
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>> FISH DON'T FEEL THE
WEATHER.
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WEATHER.
>> AIN'T NEVER TOO HOT TO
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>> AIN'T NEVER TOO HOT TO
FISH.
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FISH.
AS LONG AS YOU GOT COLD
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AS LONG AS YOU GOT COLD
BEER.
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BEER.
>> Stephen: BUT WAYNE HAD
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>> Stephen: BUT WAYNE HAD
DONE HIS RESEARCH, THE
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DONE HIS RESEARCH, THE
OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
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OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
>> I DIDN'T CALL THE
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>> I DIDN'T CALL THE
CRIMETOLOGIST,-- CLIMATOLOGIST,
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CRIMETOLOGIST,-- CLIMATOLOGIST,
THE WEATHER CHANNEL.
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THE WEATHER CHANNEL.
I DIDN'T EVEN GO OUT AND
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I DIDN'T EVEN GO OUT AND
LOOK AT THE THERMOMETER.
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LOOK AT THE THERMOMETER.
I JUST KNEW IT WAS HOT.
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I JUST KNEW IT WAS HOT.
>> Stephen: BUT WAS IT?
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>> Stephen: BUT WAS IT?
WE ASKED DR. DAVE STUKES
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WE ASKED DR. DAVE STUKES
BERRY, STATE CLIMATOLOGIST
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BERRY, STATE CLIMATOLOGIST
AND A PROFESSOR AT THE
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AND A PROFESSOR AT THE
UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.
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UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.
THE PROFESSOR EXPLAINS THE
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THE PROFESSOR EXPLAINS THE
SCIENCE IN 3, 2, 1.
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SCIENCE IN 3, 2, 1.
>> WHETHER THIS HAS BEEN THE
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>> WHETHER THIS HAS BEEN THE
HOTTEST SUMMER ON RECORD,
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HOTTEST SUMMER ON RECORD,
THE ANSWER IS YES.
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THE ANSWER IS YES.
NO.
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NO.
AND MAYBE.
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AND MAYBE.
>> Stephen: GOOD ENOUGH.
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>> Stephen: GOOD ENOUGH.
IT WAS WAYNE FORD'S OLD
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IT WAS WAYNE FORD'S OLD
SCHOOL REPORTING THAT LEAD
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SCHOOL REPORTING THAT LEAD
HIM TO THE BIG STORY.
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HIM TO THE BIG STORY.
>> I NEVER THOUGHT WOW, THIS
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>> I NEVER THOUGHT WOW, THIS
IS A GREAT STORY OR THIS IS
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IS A GREAT STORY OR THIS IS
A GOOD STORY.
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A GOOD STORY.
JUST LIKE WOW, I'M GLAD I'VE
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JUST LIKE WOW, I'M GLAD I'VE
GOT THIS STORY.
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GOT THIS STORY.
>> Stephen: AND IT IS
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>> Stephen: AND IT IS
STORIES THAT WILL SAVE
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STORIES THAT WILL SAVE
JOURNALISM.
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JOURNALISM.
BECAUSE WHILE WAYNE FORD WAS
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BECAUSE WHILE WAYNE FORD WAS
POUNDING THE PAVEMENT, "THE
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POUNDING THE PAVEMENT, "THE
NEW YORK TIMES" WAS
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NEW YORK TIMES" WAS
FOLLOWING THEIR TWEETS.
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FOLLOWING THEIR TWEETS.
ALL THE WAY TO GEORGIA.
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ALL THE WAY TO GEORGIA.
WHERE THEY FOUND A STORY
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WHERE THEY FOUND A STORY
THEY COULD READ, REWRITE AND
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THEY COULD READ, REWRITE AND
PUBLISH THEMSELVES.
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PUBLISH THEMSELVES.
THAT IS WHY WE NEED OLD
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THAT IS WHY WE NEED OLD
SCHOOL REPORTERS LIKE WAYNE
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SCHOOL REPORTERS LIKE WAYNE
FORD.
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FORD.
>> I FELT LIKE I UNCOVERED
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>> I FELT LIKE I UNCOVERED
THE TRUTH THAT DAY.
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THE TRUTH THAT DAY.
>> AND I WANT TO TELL YOU A
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>> AND I WANT TO TELL YOU A
STORY.
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STORY.
>> Stephen: TO TELL US A
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>> Stephen: TO TELL US A
STORY IN BLACK AND WHITE.
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STORY IN BLACK AND WHITE.
>> THAT'S THE HOTTEST DAY I
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>> THAT'S THE HOTTEST DAY I
EVER SEEN.
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EVER SEEN.
(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
>> Stephen: THANK YOU,
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>> Stephen: THANK YOU,
WAYNE.
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WAYNE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY
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>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, EVERYBODY.
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MUCH, EVERYBODY.
FOLKS, WELCOME BACK.
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FOLKS, WELCOME BACK.
FOLKS, IT WAS A TENSE
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FOLKS, IT WAS A TENSE
WEEKEND ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
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WEEKEND ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
ON THURSDAY ANOTHER
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ON THURSDAY ANOTHER
TERRORIST THREAT HAD NEW
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TERRORIST THREAT HAD NEW
YORK CITY ON HIGH ALERT.
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YORK CITY ON HIGH ALERT.
PLUS THIS WEEKEND TWO
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PLUS THIS WEEKEND TWO
DIFFERENT AIRPLANES RECEIVED
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DIFFERENT AIRPLANES RECEIVED
FIGHTER JET ESCORTS AMID
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FIGHTER JET ESCORTS AMID
REPORTS OF SUSPICIOUS
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00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,475
REPORTS OF SUSPICIOUS
ACTIVITY BY PASSENGERS.
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ACTIVITY BY PASSENGERS.
ON ONE FLIGHT THE TROUBLE
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ON ONE FLIGHT THE TROUBLE
WAS THREE PASSENGERS WHO
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WAS THREE PASSENGERS WHO
MADE REPEATED BATHROOM TRIPS
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MADE REPEATED BATHROOM TRIPS
AND ON THE OTHER TWO PEOPLE
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AND ON THE OTHER TWO PEOPLE
SPENDING AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT
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SPENDING AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT
OF TIME IN A BATHROOM.
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OF TIME IN A BATHROOM.
FOLKS, THIS IS WHY I HAVE
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FOLKS, THIS IS WHY I HAVE
LONG CALLED FOR REMOVING
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LONG CALLED FOR REMOVING
BATHROOMS FROM AIRPLANES.
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BATHROOMS FROM AIRPLANES.
IF YOU CAN'T HOLD IT FOR SIX
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IF YOU CAN'T HOLD IT FOR SIX
HOURS, TAKE A BOAT.
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HOURS, TAKE A BOAT.
IT'S ON A BATHROOM.
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IT'S ON A BATHROOM.
OR YOU CAN JUST MAKE EVERY
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00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:10,735
OR YOU CAN JUST MAKE EVERY
SEAT A TOILET.
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SEAT A TOILET.
THAT WAY THE UNDERWEAR
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THAT WAY THE UNDERWEAR
BOMBER HAS GOT TO SHOW US
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BOMBER HAS GOT TO SHOW US
WHAT THEY GOT, PLUS YOU CAN
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WHAT THEY GOT, PLUS YOU CAN
PEE IN TURBULENCE WITHOUT
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PEE IN TURBULENCE WITHOUT
BECOMING AN OSCILLATING
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BECOMING AN OSCILLATING
SPRINKLER.
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SPRINKLER.
OF COURSE, THIS IS ALL
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OF COURSE, THIS IS ALL
BECAUSE YESTERDAY WAS THE
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BECAUSE YESTERDAY WAS THE
TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF 9/11.
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TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF 9/11.
NOW AS A BROADCASTER I AM
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NOW AS A BROADCASTER I AM
OBLIGATED TO REMIND YOU HOW
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OBLIGATED TO REMIND YOU HOW
YOU FELT BACK THEN.
403
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:35,160
YOU FELT BACK THEN.
YOU WERE SAD.
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00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,062
YOU WERE SAD.
AND TEN YEARS ON WE NEED TO
405
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,297
AND TEN YEARS ON WE NEED TO
ASK OURSELVES HAVE WE AS A
406
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,465
ASK OURSELVES HAVE WE AS A
NATION RECOVERED.
407
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,567
NATION RECOVERED.
WELL, I WASN'T SURE UNTIL I
408
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,969
WELL, I WASN'T SURE UNTIL I
SAW ALL THIS GREAT 9/11
409
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:45,937
SAW ALL THIS GREAT 9/11
COMMEMORATIVE STUFF YOU CAN
410
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:46,671
COMMEMORATIVE STUFF YOU CAN
BUY.
411
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,040
BUY.
I'M TALKING ABOUT 9/11 SHOES.
412
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,076
I'M TALKING ABOUT 9/11 SHOES.
9/11 CRIBBAGE BOARDS, 9/11
413
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,278
9/11 CRIBBAGE BOARDS, 9/11
DOG COLORS, EVEN A 9/11
414
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,813
DOG COLORS, EVEN A 9/11
CHESS SET HONORING THE
415
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,214
CHESS SET HONORING THE
POLICE AND FIREFIGHTERS WHO
416
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,615
POLICE AND FIREFIGHTERS WHO
I ASSUME FOUGHT TO CAPTURE
417
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,317
I ASSUME FOUGHT TO CAPTURE
EACH OTHER'S KINGS.
418
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,351
EACH OTHER'S KINGS.
(LAUGHTER)
419
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,053
(LAUGHTER)
>> FOLKS, THESE TERRORISTS
420
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,121
>> FOLKS, THESE TERRORISTS
ATTACKED US BECAUSE THEY
421
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,489
ATTACKED US BECAUSE THEY
HATED OUR WAY OF LIFE.
422
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,491
HATED OUR WAY OF LIFE.
AND WHAT TYPIFIES OUR WAY OF
423
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,859
AND WHAT TYPIFIES OUR WAY OF
LIFE MORE THAN SELLING EACH
424
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,828
LIFE MORE THAN SELLING EACH
OTHER USELESS CRAP MADE IN
425
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,295
OTHER USELESS CRAP MADE IN
CHINA.
426
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,097
CHINA.
IF WE CAN EXPLOIT--
427
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,031
IF WE CAN EXPLOIT--
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
428
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,799
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> IF WE CAN EXPLOIT THIS
429
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,601
>> IF WE CAN EXPLOIT THIS
ANNIVERSARY OF THEIR ATTACK
430
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,536
ANNIVERSARY OF THEIR ATTACK
TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK, WE
431
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,137
TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK, WE
WIN.
432
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,572
WIN.
THAT'S HITTING THE
433
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,673
THAT'S HITTING THE
TERRORISTS WITH ECONOMIC
434
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:22,974
TERRORISTS WITH ECONOMIC
JIUJITSU.
435
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,342
JIUJITSU.
AND YOU KNOW HOW THEY FEEL
436
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,212
AND YOU KNOW HOW THEY FEEL
ABOUT THE JEWS.
437
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:33,852
ABOUT THE JEWS.
NOW ONE-- ONE SHOPPING
438
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,254
NOW ONE-- ONE SHOPPING
GREASE-PORTUNI I LIKE COMES
439
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,555
GREASE-PORTUNI I LIKE COMES
FROMLY SELLERS WHO WERE
440
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,624
FROMLY SELLERS WHO WERE
OFFERING COMMEMORATIVE
441
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:40,658
OFFERING COMMEMORATIVE
BOTTLE-- BOTTLES OF 9/11
442
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,059
BOTTLE-- BOTTLES OF 9/11
WINE.
443
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,728
WINE.
THIS MERLOT RIGHT HERE, 9/11
444
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,196
THIS MERLOT RIGHT HERE, 9/11
MERLOT, THIS IS PERFECT FOR
445
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,698
MERLOT, THIS IS PERFECT FOR
WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING TO
446
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,932
WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING TO
NEVER FORGET.
447
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,634
NEVER FORGET.
(LAUGHTER)
448
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,703
(LAUGHTER)
>> YOU WILL WAKE UP THE NEXT
449
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:52,103
>> YOU WILL WAKE UP THE NEXT
MORNING--
450
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,773
MORNING--
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
451
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,508
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
YOU WILL WAKE UP THE NEXT
452
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:57,909
YOU WILL WAKE UP THE NEXT
MORNING SAYING MY GOD, HOW
453
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,377
MORNING SAYING MY GOD, HOW
MUCH DID I REMEMBER LAST
454
00:12:59,379 --> 00:12:59,878
MUCH DID I REMEMBER LAST
NIGHT.
455
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,079
NIGHT.
(LAUGHTER)
456
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,914
(LAUGHTER)
>> AND NO, BEFORE YOU ASK IT
457
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,784
>> AND NO, BEFORE YOU ASK IT
DOESN'T COST $9.11.
458
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:06,918
DOESN'T COST $9.11.
245 WOULD BE CRASS.
459
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,821
245 WOULD BE CRASS.
IT COSTS $19.11.
460
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,389
IT COSTS $19.11.
YOU DON'T WANT TO HONOR THE
461
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,758
YOU DON'T WANT TO HONOR THE
HEROES WITH SOME CHEAP ASS
462
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,626
HEROES WITH SOME CHEAP ASS
$9 WINE.
463
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:15,994
$9 WINE.
BESIDES, THE SELLERS STATE
464
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,729
BESIDES, THE SELLERS STATE
THEY ARE DONATING 6 TO 10%
465
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,597
THEY ARE DONATING 6 TO 10%
OF THE PROCEEDS TO THE NINE
466
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,732
OF THE PROCEEDS TO THE NINE
FLOOIN MEMORIAL.
467
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,801
FLOOIN MEMORIAL.
SO TO HELL WITH THE
468
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,235
SO TO HELL WITH THE
NAYSAYERS LIKE QUEEN CITY
469
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,971
NAYSAYERS LIKE QUEEN CITY
COUNCILMAN PETER VALLONE, JR.
470
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,973
COUNCILMAN PETER VALLONE, JR.
WHO SAID WHAT IS NEXT A 9/11
471
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,708
WHO SAID WHAT IS NEXT A 9/11
PASS TROM-- PASTRAMI SAND
472
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,777
PASS TROM-- PASTRAMI SAND
WITCH, NO, COUNSEL ILMAN, NO,
473
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,880
WITCH, NO, COUNSEL ILMAN, NO,
WHAT IS NEXT IS 9/11US SHI.
474
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,216
WHAT IS NEXT IS 9/11US SHI.
STING WAY RUSHI IN PHOENIX,
475
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,951
STING WAY RUSHI IN PHOENIX,
ARIZONA S OFFERING THE 9/11
476
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,653
ARIZONA S OFFERING THE 9/11
REMEMBRANCE ROLL MADE WITH
477
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,955
REMEMBRANCE ROLL MADE WITH
SPICEI CRAB, AV
478
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,523
SPICEI CRAB, AV
CRAD-- AVOCADO AND ASPARAGUS
479
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,058
CRAD-- AVOCADO AND ASPARAGUS
TOPPED TO TUNA AND QUITE
480
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:47,392
TOPPED TO TUNA AND QUITE
FISH.
481
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,560
FISH.
HMMMM THAT IS A COALITION OF
482
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,795
HMMMM THAT IS A COALITION OF
THE FILLING.
483
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,231
THE FILLING.
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD THAT GO
484
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,133
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD THAT GO
GREAT WITH, SOME 9/11
485
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:55,900
GREAT WITH, SOME 9/11
CHARDONNAY.
486
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:58,002
CHARDONNAY.
AND FOLKS, KIDS WILL LOVE
487
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,938
AND FOLKS, KIDS WILL LOVE
THE WE SHALL NEVER FORGET
488
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,673
THE WE SHALL NEVER FORGET
9/11 THE KID'S BOOK OF
489
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,041
9/11 THE KID'S BOOK OF
FREEDOM COLORING BOOK,
490
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,275
FREEDOM COLORING BOOK,
ESPECIALLY THIS PICTURE OF
491
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,144
ESPECIALLY THIS PICTURE OF
OSAMA BIN LADEN COWHERING
492
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,112
OSAMA BIN LADEN COWHERING
BEHIND ONE OF HIS WIVES AS
493
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,915
BEHIND ONE OF HIS WIVES AS
THE BULLET IS ON ITS WAY TO
494
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:11,583
THE BULLET IS ON ITS WAY TO
KILL HIM.
495
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,318
KILL HIM.
MY ONLY COMPLAINT
496
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:13,985
MY ONLY COMPLAINT
HERE-- COMPLAINT HERE, THE
497
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,687
HERE-- COMPLAINT HERE, THE
BULL SET TOO SMALL FOR
498
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,754
BULL SET TOO SMALL FOR
LITTLE BILLY TO WRITE IN
499
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,456
LITTLE BILLY TO WRITE IN
COURT SEE OF THE RED, WHITE
500
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,758
COURT SEE OF THE RED, WHITE
AND BLUE MOTHER [BLEEP] SO
501
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,526
AND BLUE MOTHER [BLEEP] SO
BRAVO!
502
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,796
BRAVO!
YES, BRAVO.
503
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:25,864
YES, BRAVO.
(APPLAUSE)
504
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,099
(APPLAUSE)
BRAVO 9/11 MERCHANDISERS.
505
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,701
BRAVO 9/11 MERCHANDISERS.
THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO POKE
506
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,336
THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO POKE
A STICK IN THE EYE OF OUR
507
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,003
A STICK IN THE EYE OF OUR
ENEMY.
508
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,705
ENEMY.
WHICH IS WHY I AM PLEASED TO
509
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,107
WHICH IS WHY I AM PLEASED TO
OFFER THIS LIMITED EDITION
510
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,443
OFFER THIS LIMITED EDITION
9/11 NEVER FORGET EYE POKING
511
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:38,810
9/11 NEVER FORGET EYE POKING
STICK.
512
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:41,179
STICK.
(LAUGHTER)
513
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:47,318
(LAUGHTER)
FOLKS, IT CAN BE YOURS FOR
514
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,653
FOLKS, IT CAN BE YOURS FOR
JUST 20-9/11.
515
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,754
JUST 20-9/11.
I WA TO ASSURE YOU SOME
516
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,256
I WA TO ASSURE YOU SOME
THE PROCEEDS WILL GO
517
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,123
THE PROCEEDS WILL GO
SOMEWHERE.
518
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:52,991
SOMEWHERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
519
00:14:52,993 --> 00:15:00,265
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
520
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,334
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
521
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,002
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
522
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:04,369
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
523
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,104
EVERYBODY.
MY GUEST TONIGHT IS HOST OF
524
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,439
MY GUEST TONIGHT IS HOST OF
THE NEW ABC NEWS PRIME TIME
525
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,709
THE NEW ABC NEWS PRIME TIME
SPECIAL "JACQUELINE KENNEDY:
526
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,211
SPECIAL "JACQUELINE KENNEDY:
IN HER OWN WORDS"
527
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:13,945
IN HER OWN WORDS"
>> BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU
528
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,246
>> BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU
ONE ONE OF THING ABOUT HIM,
529
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,682
ONE ONE OF THING ABOUT HIM,
I WAS REALLY, I WAS NEVER
530
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,850
I WAS REALLY, I WAS NEVER
ANY DIFFERENT ONCE I WAS IN
531
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:20,752
ANY DIFFERENT ONCE I WAS IN
THE WHITE HOUSE THAN I WAS
532
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,419
THE WHITE HOUSE THAN I WAS
BEFORE.
533
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,155
BEFORE.
BUT SUDDENLY EVERYTHING THAT
534
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,190
BUT SUDDENLY EVERYTHING THAT
HAD BEEN A LIABILITY BEFORE,
535
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,892
HAD BEEN A LIABILITY BEFORE,
YOUR HAIR, THAT YOU SPOKE
536
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,261
YOUR HAIR, THAT YOU SPOKE
FRENCH, THAT YOU DIDN'T JUST
537
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,397
FRENCH, THAT YOU DIDN'T JUST
ADORE THE CAMPAIGN AND YOU
538
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,398
ADORE THE CAMPAIGN AND YOU
DIDN'T BAKE BREAD WITH FLOUR
539
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,699
DIDN'T BAKE BREAD WITH FLOUR
UP TO YOUR ARMS.
540
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,767
UP TO YOUR ARMS.
THEN WE GOT IN THE WHITE
541
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,435
THEN WE GOT IN THE WHITE
HOUSE, ALL THE THINGS THAT I
542
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,504
HOUSE, ALL THE THINGS THAT I
HAD ALWAYS DONE, SUDDENLY
543
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,204
HAD ALWAYS DONE, SUDDENLY
BECAME WONDERFUL.
544
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,906
BECAME WONDERFUL.
AND I WAS SO HAPPY FOR JACK,
545
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,942
AND I WAS SO HAPPY FOR JACK,
THAT HE COULD BE PROUD OF ME
546
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:44,275
THAT HE COULD BE PROUD OF ME
THEN.
547
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,977
THEN.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IT MADE
548
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:46,644
BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IT MADE
HIM SO HAPPY.
549
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,646
HIM SO HAPPY.
IT MADE ME SO HAPPY.
550
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,882
IT MADE ME SO HAPPY.
THOSE WERE HAPPY YEARS.
551
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,016
THOSE WERE HAPPY YEARS.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME
552
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:52,784
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME
DIANE SAWYER.
553
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:58,356
DIANE SAWYER.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
554
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,524
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
DIANE GOOD TO SEE YOU.
555
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,591
DIANE GOOD TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
556
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:01,960
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
(APPLAUSE)
557
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,261
(APPLAUSE)
OH MY GOSH, I JUST, YOU
558
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,629
OH MY GOSH, I JUST, YOU
FORGET, IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT
559
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,697
FORGET, IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT
JACQUELINE KENNEDY FOR A
560
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:06,731
JACQUELINE KENNEDY FOR A
WHILE, THAT YOU REALLY
561
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,066
WHILE, THAT YOU REALLY
SHOULD JUST KEEP ONE EYE
562
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,133
SHOULD JUST KEEP ONE EYE
COVERED TO PRESERVE ONE OF
563
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,468
COVERED TO PRESERVE ONE OF
YOUR RETINAS BECAUSE --
564
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,836
YOUR RETINAS BECAUSE --
>> DAZZLING.
565
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:12,537
>> DAZZLING.
>> Stephen: SHE'S SO
566
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:13,905
>> Stephen: SHE'S SO
DAZZLING IT BURNS YOUR EYES
567
00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:14,872
DAZZLING IT BURNS YOUR EYES
OUT.
568
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:15,273
OUT.
>> EXOTIC.
569
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:15,940
>> EXOTIC.
>> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT
570
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,008
>> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT
THE SPEING.
571
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,376
THE SPEING.
ABC WORLD NEWS, YOU'RE THE
572
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,411
ABC WORLD NEWS, YOU'RE THE
HOST, ANCHOR OF ABC WORLD
573
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:20,712
HOST, ANCHOR OF ABC WORLD
NEWS.
574
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,180
NEWS.
HOW DO YOU FIND TIME TO DO A
575
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,214
HOW DO YOU FIND TIME TO DO A
SPECIAL WHEN YOU ARE
576
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,148
SPECIAL WHEN YOU ARE
ANCHORING EVERY NIGHT?
577
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,751
ANCHORING EVERY NIGHT?
>> YOU KNOW, I HAVE DAYS, I
578
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,653
>> YOU KNOW, I HAVE DAYS, I
HAVE WEEKENDS.
579
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,354
HAVE WEEKENDS.
>> Stephen: SEE, I DON'T.
580
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,421
>> Stephen: SEE, I DON'T.
I DON'T LEAVE THIS BUILDING.
581
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,422
I DON'T LEAVE THIS BUILDING.
>> NOBODY, YOU DON'T.
582
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,657
>> NOBODY, YOU DON'T.
>> Stephen: I'M FAR MORE
583
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,892
>> Stephen: I'M FAR MORE
DEDICATED TO MY SHOW THAN
584
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:35,259
DEDICATED TO MY SHOW THAN
YOU ARE.
585
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,829
YOU ARE.
ARE YOU TELLING ME ARE YOU
586
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,596
ARE YOU TELLING ME ARE YOU
PHONING IN THE NIGHTLY NEWS.
587
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,630
PHONING IN THE NIGHTLY NEWS.
>> THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE THIS
588
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,332
>> THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE THIS
CROWD YELLING STEPHEN,
589
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,367
CROWD YELLING STEPHEN,
STEPHEN, STEPHEN!
590
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:42,800
STEPHEN, STEPHEN!
EVERY NIGHT.
591
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:43,067
EVERY NIGHT.
>>
592
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,069
>>
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
593
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,604
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN,
594
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,472
>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN,
STEPHEN!
595
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,873
STEPHEN!
>> Stephen: WE DO NORKTS I
596
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,575
>> Stephen: WE DO NORKTS I
PROMISE, YOU, WE DON'T HAVE
597
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:50,908
PROMISE, YOU, WE DON'T HAVE
TIME.
598
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:51,943
TIME.
>> AND I DID NOT HAVE
599
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:53,011
>> AND I DID NOT HAVE
ANYBODY YELLING BEFORE I GO
600
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:53,978
ANYBODY YELLING BEFORE I GO
ON THE NEWS.
601
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:54,679
ON THE NEWS.
>> Stephen: WE CAN FIX THIS.
602
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,713
>> Stephen: WE CAN FIX THIS.
YOU WANT THESE PEOPLE OVER
603
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:56,714
YOU WANT THESE PEOPLE OVER
AT YOUR STUDIO?
604
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,349
AT YOUR STUDIO?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
605
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,751
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: DIANE, DIANE,
606
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:00,451
>> Stephen: DIANE, DIANE,
DIANE!
607
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,820
DIANE!
DIANE, DIANE, DIANE!
608
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:03,855
DIANE, DIANE, DIANE!
SOUNDS NICE, DOESN'T IT?
609
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:04,889
SOUNDS NICE, DOESN'T IT?
YOU ARE IN THE WRONG
610
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:05,490
YOU ARE IN THE WRONG
BUSINESS.
611
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,524
BUSINESS.
>> REALLY, REALLY.
612
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,658
>> REALLY, REALLY.
I WAS GOING TO SAY.
613
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,326
I WAS GOING TO SAY.
>> Stephen: NOW THE SPECIAL
614
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,061
>> Stephen: NOW THE SPECIAL
IS CALLED IN HER OWN WORDS.
615
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:10,461
IS CALLED IN HER OWN WORDS.
>> UH-HUH.
616
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,262
>> UH-HUH.
>> Stephen: BUT THESE TAPES
617
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,798
>> Stephen: BUT THESE TAPES
ARE FROM THE 1960s.
618
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,166
ARE FROM THE 1960s.
WERE WOMEN ALLOWED TO HAVE
619
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,234
WERE WOMEN ALLOWED TO HAVE
THEIR OWN WORDS BACK THEN.
620
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,402
THEIR OWN WORDS BACK THEN.
I THOUGHT THEIR HUSBAND KOS
621
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,569
I THOUGHT THEIR HUSBAND KOS
HAVE THEM COMMITTED IF THEY
622
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,937
HAVE THEM COMMITTED IF THEY
USED THEIR OWN WORDS.
623
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:23,341
USED THEIR OWN WORDS.
WHAT IS UNUSUAL ABOUT WHAT
624
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,876
WHAT IS UNUSUAL ABOUT WHAT
WE'RE HEARING FROM THE FIRST
625
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:25,710
WE'RE HEARING FROM THE FIRST
LADY HERE.
626
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,711
LADY HERE.
>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU
627
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,745
>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU
SHOULD KNOW IT IS FOUR
628
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,679
SHOULD KNOW IT IS FOUR
MONTHS AFTER THE
629
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:29,781
MONTHS AFTER THE
ASSASSINATION.
630
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,883
ASSASSINATION.
AND SHE WILLS HERSELF TO SIT
631
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,918
AND SHE WILLS HERSELF TO SIT
DOWN AND TALK ABOUT THE
632
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,553
DOWN AND TALK ABOUT THE
YEARS THAT ARE STILL PAINFUL
633
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,422
YEARS THAT ARE STILL PAINFUL
FOR HER TO REMEMBER.
634
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:41,692
FOR HER TO REMEMBER.
BUT, YOU SEE THIS WOMAN WHO
635
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,061
BUT, YOU SEE THIS WOMAN WHO
IS SO DIFFERENT FROM THE
636
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,395
IS SO DIFFERENT FROM THE
WOMAN BEHIND THE SUNGLASSES
637
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,097
WOMAN BEHIND THE SUNGLASSES
AND THE WOMAN WITH THE
638
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:46,798
AND THE WOMAN WITH THE
SMILE.
639
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,799
SMILE.
>> Stephen: WHY DO YOU THINK
640
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,567
>> Stephen: WHY DO YOU THINK
SHE SAT DOWN IN SUCH A
641
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,168
SHE SAT DOWN IN SUCH A
PAINFUL TIME?
642
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,903
PAINFUL TIME?
>> SHE DID IT FOR HIS TREE.
643
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,771
>> SHE DID IT FOR HIS TREE.
SHE LOVED READING BOOKS
644
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,339
SHE LOVED READING BOOKS
ABOUT THE PEOPLE, NOT SOME
645
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,441
ABOUT THE PEOPLE, NOT SOME
OF THE PROCESS BUT THE
646
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,475
OF THE PROCESS BUT THE
PEOPLE WHO CHANGED THE WORLD
647
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,876
PEOPLE WHO CHANGED THE WORLD
AND THE IDEAS THAT CHANGED
648
00:17:58,878 --> 00:17:59,444
AND THE IDEAS THAT CHANGED
THE WORLD.
649
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,511
THE WORLD.
AND SHE REALLY DID IT
650
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,546
AND SHE REALLY DID IT
BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A
651
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,580
BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A
PRIVILEGE TO BE IN THE WHITE
652
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:02,914
PRIVILEGE TO BE IN THE WHITE
HOUSE.
653
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,315
HOUSE.
AND SHE THOUGHT SHE OWD IT
654
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,683
AND SHE THOUGHT SHE OWD IT
TO HISTORY, AS DIFFICULT AS
655
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:06,984
TO HISTORY, AS DIFFICULT AS
IT WAS, FOR HER TO DO.
656
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:07,985
IT WAS, FOR HER TO DO.
>> Stephen: THERE IS SOME
657
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:08,753
>> Stephen: THERE IS SOME
REVELATIONS THAT HAVE COME
658
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,420
REVELATIONS THAT HAVE COME
OUT OF THIS.
659
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,922
OUT OF THIS.
SHE CALLED CHARLES DE GAULLE
660
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,525
SHE CALLED CHARLES DE GAULLE
AN EGO-- EGO MAN YA, GANDHI
661
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,893
AN EGO-- EGO MAN YA, GANDHI
A PUSHI, HORRIBLE WOMAN.çó
662
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,261
A PUSHI, HORRIBLE WOMAN.çó
COMPARED LADY BIRD JOHNSON
663
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,963
COMPARED LADY BIRD JOHNSON
TO A TRAINED HUNTING DOG.
664
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,966
TO A TRAINED HUNTING DOG.
>> SHE DID.
665
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,634
>> SHE DID.
SHE SAID SHE HAD-- SHE
666
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,403
SHE SAID SHE HAD-- SHE
SOUNDS MUCH TOUGHER THAN WE
667
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,370
SOUNDS MUCH TOUGHER THAN WE
THINK OF HER.
668
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,773
THINK OF HER.
>> YOU KNOW, SHE HAS AN
669
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,508
>> YOU KNOW, SHE HAS AN
ABSOLUTE EYE FOR HUMAN FOIBL
670
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,543
ABSOLUTE EYE FOR HUMAN FOIBL
AND SHE CAN'T RESIST SAYING
671
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,947
AND SHE CAN'T RESIST SAYING
WHAT SHE REALLY SAW.
672
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:36,914
WHAT SHE REALLY SAW.
AND TAKE THESE PICTURES
673
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,316
AND TAKE THESE PICTURES
WHERE YOU SEE HER SMILING AT
674
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,383
WHERE YOU SEE HER SMILING AT
PEOPLE AND THEN YOU HEAR
675
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,418
PEOPLE AND THEN YOU HEAR
WHAT SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT
676
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,052
WHAT SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT
THEM.
677
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:41,752
THEM.
BECAUSE SHE-- .
678
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:42,453
BECAUSE SHE-- .
>> Stephen: IT SOUNDS LIKE
679
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,822
>> Stephen: IT SOUNDS LIKE
IF YOU CROSSED HER SHE WOULD
680
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,224
IF YOU CROSSED HER SHE WOULD
SWEEP THE LEGS.
681
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,225
SWEEP THE LEGS.
>> WHAT SHE-- WHAT SHE
682
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,760
>> WHAT SHE-- WHAT SHE
WANTED TO DO WAS TELL THE
683
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,696
WANTED TO DO WAS TELL THE
TRUTH ABOUT THE WAY PEOPLE
684
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,364
TRUTH ABOUT THE WAY PEOPLE
WERE REALLY BEHAVING.
685
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,732
WERE REALLY BEHAVING.
BECAUSE THAT WAS HER
686
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,434
BECAUSE THAT WAS HER
HISTORICAL EYE, AS SHE WAS
687
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,468
HISTORICAL EYE, AS SHE WAS
TAKING US THROUGH IT.
688
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,503
TAKING US THROUGH IT.
>> Stephen: WHY ARE WE ONLY
689
00:18:58,505 --> 00:18:59,570
>> Stephen: WHY ARE WE ONLY
HEARING THESE RECORDINGS
690
00:18:59,572 --> 00:18:59,871
HEARING THESE RECORDINGS
NOW.
691
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,272
NOW.
>> THE RECORDINGS ARE ONLY
692
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,641
>> THE RECORDINGS ARE ONLY
OUT NOW BECAUSE CAROL
693
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,942
OUT NOW BECAUSE CAROL
INKENNEDY DECIDE ON THE 50th
694
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,410
INKENNEDY DECIDE ON THE 50th
ANNIVERSARY OF HER FATHER'S
695
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,411
ANNIVERSARY OF HER FATHER'S
INAUGURATION THAT IT WAS
696
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:07,745
INAUGURATION THAT IT WAS
TIME.
697
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,447
TIME.
THEY WERE SEALED IN AN VAULT,
698
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,815
THEY WERE SEALED IN AN VAULT,
AT THE KENNEDY LIBRARY
699
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,917
AT THE KENNEDY LIBRARY
BECAUSE HER MOTHER SAID SHE
700
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:13,951
BECAUSE HER MOTHER SAID SHE
SHOULDN'T BE RELEASED UNTIL
701
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,286
SHOULDN'T BE RELEASED UNTIL
LONG AFTER HER DEATH.
702
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,654
LONG AFTER HER DEATH.
AND CAROLYN DECIDED THAT
703
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,089
AND CAROLYN DECIDED THAT
THIS WAS THE YEAR TO DO
704
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:18,389
THIS WAS THE YEAR TO DO
THEM.
705
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,125
THEM.
AND BY THE WAY, SHE DIDN'T
706
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:21,792
AND BY THE WAY, SHE DIDN'T
EDIT THEM.
707
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:22,527
EDIT THEM.
AND ONE OF THE WONDERFUL
708
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,828
AND ONE OF THE WONDERFUL
THINGS YOU SEE IN THESE
709
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,530
THINGS YOU SEE IN THESE
TAPES IS SHE STARTS OUT AND
710
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,898
TAPES IS SHE STARTS OUT AND
SHE'S SO SHY AND SHE'S SO
711
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:27,431
SHE'S SO SHY AND SHE'S SO
PRIVATE.
712
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:31,369
PRIVATE.
AND SHE IS NOT MADE FOR THE
713
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,070
AND SHE IS NOT MADE FOR THE
KENNEDY NATURAL POLITICAL
714
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,005
KENNEDY NATURAL POLITICAL
STYLE.
715
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,073
STYLE.
AND OVER TIME, THIS THING
716
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:36,474
AND OVER TIME, THIS THING
HAPPENS.
717
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,909
HAPPENS.
IN WHICH SUDDENLY SHE'S ONE
718
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:39,944
IN WHICH SUDDENLY SHE'S ONE
OF THE BIGGEST POLITICAL
719
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:42,346
OF THE BIGGEST POLITICAL
ASSETS ANYONE EVER HAD IN
720
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,414
ASSETS ANYONE EVER HAD IN
THEIR LIVES.
721
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,715
THEIR LIVES.
AND YOU GET TO SEE HER
722
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:45,416
AND YOU GET TO SEE HER
EMERGE.
723
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,417
EMERGE.
SHE'S SOMEONE WHO THOUGHT
724
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,785
SHE'S SOMEONE WHO THOUGHT
SHE WAS GOING TO BE A
725
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,220
SHE WAS GOING TO BE A
WITNESS TO HISTORY AND ENDED
726
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,855
WITNESS TO HISTORY AND ENDED
UP, SHE MADE IT HERSELF.
727
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:51,656
UP, SHE MADE IT HERSELF.
SHE MADE HISTORY.
728
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:52,323
SHE MADE HISTORY.
>> Stephen: CAN I TELL YOU
729
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:52,723
>> Stephen: CAN I TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
730
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:53,925
SOMETHING.
I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH
731
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:54,692
I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH
ACTUALLY PLAYING THESE
732
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:54,992
ACTUALLY PLAYING THESE
TAPES.
733
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,360
TAPES.
AND I GUESS THE BONE IS WITH
734
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,462
AND I GUESS THE BONE IS WITH
YOU AND WITH CAROLYN.
735
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,830
YOU AND WITH CAROLYN.
AND IT'S-- WE LEARN THINGS
736
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:00,798
AND IT'S-- WE LEARN THINGS
THAT I DON'T THINK WE NEED
737
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,200
THAT I DON'T THINK WE NEED
TO FOE ABOUT OUR LEADERS.
738
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:02,867
TO FOE ABOUT OUR LEADERS.
BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT THAT
739
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,536
BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT THAT
AFTER THE BAY OF PIGS, SHE
740
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,238
AFTER THE BAY OF PIGS, SHE
SAYS IN THE RECORDING THAT
741
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,674
SAYS IN THE RECORDING THAT
PRESIDENT KENNEDY CRIED.
742
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,743
PRESIDENT KENNEDY CRIED.
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT MY
743
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,846
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT MY
PRESIDENT IS BLUBBERING OVER
744
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:16,214
PRESIDENT IS BLUBBERING OVER
ANYTHING.
745
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,848
ANYTHING.
I WANT TO KNOW THAT MY
746
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,217
I WANT TO KNOW THAT MY
PRESIDENT IS STALWART AND
747
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:19,884
PRESIDENT IS STALWART AND
STEELLY.
748
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,419
STEELLY.
DOESN'T THAT WEAKEN SOMEHOW
749
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,287
DOESN'T THAT WEAKEN SOMEHOW
THEÑi MEMORY OF PRESIDENT
750
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,322
THEÑi MEMORY OF PRESIDENT
KENNEDY TO KNOW THE TRUTH
751
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:24,922
KENNEDY TO KNOW THE TRUTH
ABOUT HIM?
752
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,023
ABOUT HIM?
>> HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
753
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:26,557
>> HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
CRIED.
754
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,892
CRIED.
>> I HAVE NEVER CRIED.
755
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:28,459
>> I HAVE NEVER CRIED.
>> NEVER?
756
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,260
>> NEVER?
(LAUGHTER)
757
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,628
(LAUGHTER)
>> Stephen: I HAVE NEVER FOR
758
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,829
>> Stephen: I HAVE NEVER FOR
ANY REASON CRIED.
759
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,164
ANY REASON CRIED.
AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE
760
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,532
AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE
ME START CRYING NOW.
761
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,600
ME START CRYING NOW.
BARBARA WALTERS COULDN'T DO
762
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,268
BARBARA WALTERS COULDN'T DO
IT AND YOU CAN'T DO IT
763
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:37,935
IT AND YOU CAN'T DO IT
EITHER.
764
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,003
EITHER.
>> STEPHEN, I JUST WANT TO
765
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,672
>> STEPHEN, I JUST WANT TO
TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT
766
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,442
TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT
NOT EVER HAVING CRIED.
767
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,042
NOT EVER HAVING CRIED.
BECAUSE-- .
768
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,444
BECAUSE-- .
>> Stephen: I FEEL FINE.
769
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,180
>> Stephen: I FEEL FINE.
(LAUGHTER)
770
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:50,181
(LAUGHTER)
>> Stephen: DAMN YOU, DAMN
771
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:51,882
>> Stephen: DAMN YOU, DAMN
YOU, YOU GOT ME.
772
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,918
YOU, YOU GOT ME.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, DIANE.
773
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,952
THANK YOU SO MUCH, DIANE.
>> THANK YOU.
774
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,220
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: DIANE SAWYER,
775
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:59,357
>> Stephen: DIANE SAWYER,
DIANE, DIANE, DIANE, DIANE!
776
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,424
DIANE, DIANE, DIANE, DIANE!
JACQUELINE KENNEDY IN HER
777
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,159
JACQUELINE KENNEDY IN HER
OWN WORDS AIRS TOMORROW
778
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,862
OWN WORDS AIRS TOMORROW
NIGHT AT 9:00 ON ABC.
779
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:05,863
NIGHT AT 9:00 ON ABC.
WE'LL BEACHT BIGK.
780
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:17,174
WE'LL BEACHT BIGK.
THANK YOU, DIANE.
781
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:17,842
THANK YOU, DIANE.
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782
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:18,876
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783
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,780
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784
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,815
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