See, this whole Monica Lewinsky scandal,
a lot of this shit is Hillary's fault.
That's right, l said it.
l said it. lt had to be said.
Somebody got to say it.
Everybody's like, ''Hillary's a hero.''
No, she ain't.
Aquaman's a hero.
He can talk to the fishes.
What the fuck can Hillary do?
A lot of this shit is Hillary's fault,
'cause, ladies, you know your man.
You know your man
better than he knows himself.
You know what kind of man you got.
You know if you got the crazy,
need-a-blowjob-all-the-time man.
So sometimes you gotta save your man
from himself.
So you know what happens
if he don't get his medicine.
So Hillary Clinton put us all in danger.
She put the security of the free world
in jeopardy...
and she needs to suffer the consequences
for her actions.
That's right, she's the First Lady.
She's supposed to be the first one
on her knees to suck his dick!
Shit!
That's right. Monica Lewinsky
shouldn't have even stood a chance.
Hillary's supposed to already be down there
like, ''Hey, l got it.
''l've got it. l got the dick.
''Tickle his ass, or something.
''Yeah, grab a ball, make yourself useful.''