Other apps track aspects of your life, like diet, steps, or sleep. They may tell you how many calories you burned whaling away at the StairMaster or that you’re under-rested because apparently, middle age is when you start getting up four times to pee. At Obsess Much, however, our goal is to greenlight your pursuit of a compulsive, trackable version of freedom and bliss. Because what says ultimate happiness other than throttling everything from your hobbies to your marriage into perfection?
Through smart glasses, watch, and phone, Obsess Much tracks everything from how well you listened to your partner to your performance in the bedroom to the quality and quantity of your bowel movements. Your AI guide/coach/master will then judge everything, tracking it with the domineering, oppressive weight of an authoritarian police state—but an authoritarian state that has your best interests in mind.
This AI is always behind you, breathing down your neck, insinuating you could do better, subtly putting you down, pushing you with the swiftness and brutality of an emotionally abusive parent until you become everything they failed to become—or, you know, lose twenty pounds and become more assertive at work. It is the voice of negativity that your therapist tells you to quell. We say let her rip.
Our users understand this. They love this. And who are they? Anyone who has deep-seated problems with control. Those who need order, consistency, and continual improvement to feel okay about themselves. The type-A health and exercise enthusiast who can’t sit still. The data hound who gets riled up at the idea of Excel spreadsheets and graphs. The supervisor who embraces micromanagement as their spirit quest. Anyone who has been told they are overbearing and need to chill. ..................