Toilet Chronicles - is a first person horror-comedy game with a mystical setting where you're trapped in a public restroom and need to find a way out with the help of your toilet neighbor. Every choice you make brings you to a different outcome. Toilet games - you know, the ones you play to kill time in the bathroom? My journalistic integrity may have gone down the u-bend with this one, but oh well.
It's a big part of life. From Honkai Star Rail's teleporting toilet to Animal Crossing New Horizon's - shall we say - fruit dispensary, toilets. Some of these are porcelain pleasures and others are ceramic cemeteries.
But which are the best representations of bathrooms in games? Toilet Games are the lavatorial luminaries of the online gaming world, providing levity and amusement during those all-important moments of solitude. Yes, you read it right; these games revolve around the very throne where kingdoms have been built and destroyed.
Find games tagged bathroom like Pokemon, You're Here Now, TOiLET, American Standard Horror Story, Nighttime is Bathtime on itch.io, the indie game hosting marketplace. Even heroes need to relieve themselves, but which game has the finest bathroom? We review some of the most best bathrooms in gaming. Thanks for reading my list, which I'm sure we can all agree will be seen as the 100% authoritative, indisputable ranking of the best toilets in video games.
Special thank you to Austin who inspired me to undertake this considerable, undeniably important piece of research for the betterment of video games everywhere. Shailyn lives in Upstate New York in a spooky old house with her partner, a pup, and three cuddly cats. Before becoming a Game List Writer with TheGamer, Shailyn wrote entertainment listicles for Odyssey Online and TV recaps of SyFy shows for The Fandomentals.
With a sweet spot for games that thread. Escape from an endless liminal bathroom by finding keys to unlock the exit. Run, hide, and sneak around to avoid The Custodian.
Inhale copium to maintain your sanity and ponder your orb to navigate the cold halls of The Bathrooms.