Humor
Indeterminate qualities / Personality / Humor 
66 excerpts, 4:20:16 total duration



Remembering Ajahn Chah Weekend, Session 10 – Apr. 28, 2001

Download audio (1:06)
10. Quote: “In an instant he could put you in a space where you just let go of everything, your anger, your worry, your anxiety–the things you thought you had to do a lot of work to get through and get rid of.” — Paul Breiter. [Relinquishment] [Aversion] [Restlessness and worry] [Teaching Dhamma] [Ajahn Chah] // [Humor] [Suffering]


Remembering Ajahn Chah Weekend, Session 26 – Apr. 29, 2001

Download audio (2:44)
8. Quote: “This is as cold as it gets.” — Ajahn Chah. Quoted by Jack Kornfield. [Ajahn Chah] [Jack Kornfield] [Wat Tam Saeng Pet] [Culture/Natural environment] // [Almsround] [Mentoring] [Suffering] [Teaching Dhamma] [Sickness] [Fierce/direct teaching] [Humor] [Relinquishment]


Remembering Ajahn Chah Weekend, Session 29 – Apr. 29, 2001

Download audio (5:35)
7. Stories on almsround with Ajahn Chah. Told by Paul Breiter. [Almsround] [Paul Breiter] [Ajahn Chah]

Quote: “Good morning, Mr. Dum.” — Ajahn Chah. [Language]

Quote: “I’m going to disrobe. I want you to find me a nice girl.” — Ajahn Chah. [Ajahn Sinuan] [Respect for elders] [Wat Pah Pong] [Thai Ajahn Chah monasteries] [Humor] [Unwholesome Roots]


Thanksgiving Retreat 2010, Session 4 – Nov. 23, 2010

Download audio (4:16)
8. “How did Ajahn Chah communicate to the Western monks?” Answered by Ajahn Pasanno. [Ajahn Chah] [Western Ajahn Chah lineage] [Language] // [Intuition] [Direct experience]

Quote: “Teaching Westerners is easy. Just like teaching buffaloes.” — Ajahn Chah. [Teaching Dhamma] [Humor]

Quote: “Practicing Dhamma isn’t about the language, it’s about the experience.” — Ajahn Chah.


Abhayagiri Monastic Retreat 2013, Session 5 – Nov. 27, 2013

Download audio (0:23)
1. Quote: “The good thing about death is that it is one of the few things you can do just as easily lying down.” — Woody Allen. Quoted by Ajahn Pasanno. [Death] [Posture/Lying down] [Humor]


Our Roots in the Thai Forest Tradition, Session 35 – Feb. 21, 2014

Download audio (2:58)
13. “Can you recommend any practices to develop honesty with ourselves?” Answered by Ajahn Pasanno. [Truth] [Delusion] // [Unwholesome Roots] [Direct experience]

Quote: “You can’t take yourself too seriously. That’s really deadly.” [Humor] [Self-identity view]

Quote: “Do we have to sweep all of this?” “No, just sweep what’s in front of your broom.” [Wat Pah Nanachat] [Ajahn Pasanno] [Cleanliness]


2014 Thanksgiving Monastic Retreat, Session 4 – Nov. 25, 2014

Download audio (2:22)
14. “My relationship with my kids can be so contentious and draining—so different than I thought it would be. How can I love and train them even though it seems they were born to resist these things?” Answered by Ajahn Pasanno. [Family] [Children] [Conflict]

Reflection from Ajahn Chah: “Ducks should really be more like chickens.” [Ajahn Chah] [Cause of Suffering] [Proliferation] [Humor]


The Four Foundations of Mindfulness, Session 22 – Feb. 2, 2015

Download audio (1:25)
7. Quote: “How do I get me some of that non-grasping stuff?” — Ajahn Sucitto. Quoted by Beth Steff. [Ajahn Sucitto] [Clinging] [Self-identity view] [Humor]

Response by Ajahn Pasanno.

Story: “Do I look macho?” Told by Ajahn Karuṇadhammo. [Chithurst] [Ajahn Karuṇadhammo] [Humor]


2015 Thanksgiving Monastic Retreat, Session 7 – Nov. 27, 2015

Download audio (4:29)
11. “I am so grateful for the peace I am developing here and in my life. It feels like a refuge. Is it the fourth refuge?” Answered by Ajahn Pasanno. [Tranquility] [Gratitude] [Three Refuges] // [Buddha images]

Download audio (2:56)

Quote: “That farang Buddha is really like a farang. He’s really tense and stressed.” — Ajahn Chah. [Ajahn Chah] [Culture/West ] [Ajahn Sumedho] [Thai] [Restlessness and worry] [Humor]


Western Disciples of the Thai Forest Tradition, Session 12 – Jan. 20, 2016

Download audio (3:08)
3. Recollection: Ajahn Pasanno consults the group rather than dictating decisions. Recounted by Ajahn Jotipālo. [Ajahn Pasanno] [Abbot ] [Abhayagiri] [Saṅgha decision making] [Leadership]

Quote: “Sometimes it’s better to be harmonious than to be right.” — Ajahn Pasanno. [Communal harmony] [Views]

Quote: “I must hurry, for there they go, and I am their leader.” — Sign above a boss’s desk. Quoted by Ajahn Karuṇadhammo. [Humor]


Practice in a Global Context – Aug. 12, 2017

Download audio (0:58)
1. Quote: “That person is making me suffer. ... If they would just smarten up and do what I like, then I would be happy. My life would be smooth and peaceful again, just like it always was before.” — Ajahn Pasanno. [Cause of Suffering] [Humor] [Politics and society]

Quote: “Don’t believe your mind. It’s a liar and a cheat.” — Ajahn Chah. [Ajahn Chah] [Heart/mind] [False speech] [Delusion]


Recollections of Ajahn Chah: 100th Birthday Anniversary Celebration, Session 1 – May. 18, 2018

Download audio (3:03)
11. “You’re one of the first Western monks that came to see and study under Ajahn Chah. How did Ajahn Chah give you lessons, especially in the beginning when you didn’t speak Thai? Dhamma talks were given in Thai. How did you understand them and how did you learn Thai?” Answered by Ajahn Pasanno. [Teaching Dhamma] [Language] [Thai] [Ajahn Chah] // [Isan] [Direct experience]

Quote: “Teaching Westerners isn’t difficult. It’s just like teaching buffaloes.” — Ajahn Chah. [Similes] [Humor]

Quote: “The language of Dhamma is the language of feeling.” — Ajahn Chah. [Dhamma]


Recollections of Ajahn Chah: 100th Birthday Anniversary Celebration, Session 3 – May. 18, 2018

Download audio (6:03)
20. “When Ajahn Chah was making the lid for his bowl (Stillness Flowing by Ajahn Jayasaro, p. 94) and he stopped himself from thinking about working while he was resting or meditating ... how did that flow for him?” Answered by Ajahn Pasanno. [Almsbowl] [Proliferation] [Fierce/direct teaching] [Ajahn Chah] // [Discernment] [Patience] [Learning] [Humor]

Quote: “If you can’t laugh at yourself as a practitioner, then you’re sunk.” [Humor]

Story: Ajahn Chah makes a large ball of sticky rice for himself then comments, “When I was younger, I used to be able to pack it; I’m getting old now.” [Ageing] [Food] [Humor]


Questions and Answers at Wat Pah Nanachat – Jan. 2, 2025

Download audio (6:15)
5. “What is often the most neglected quality in individual monks? What are the most important qualities to develop for the benefit of the group?” Answered by Ajahn Pasanno. [Monastic life] [Saṅgha] // [Idealism ] [Drawbacks] [Aspects of Understanding] [Four Noble Truths] [Patience]

Sutta: SN 22.26: Assādasutta

Quote: “Other than me, everyone is irritating!” [Aversion] [Humor]