by Shone
Posted on 23-10-2023 07:01 AM
Look, growing Grease Monkey isn't child's play, but it's not rocket science either.
It's about embracing a hybridized world of farming and botany, tailored specifically for this high-octane strain.
As one of the industry's crown jewels, understanding the Grease Monkey lifecycle is like peeling the layers of an onion - each stage reveals another layer of complexity.
This guide is your one-way ticket to the Grease Monkey universe, unlocking each stage of its growth like chapters in an enthralling saga.
If you've ever wondered why this strain earns its "greasy" accolades, read on and let the green thumb education begin!
Ready to meet the love child of Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream?
Yep, that's Grease Monkey for you!
Imagine sinking into an aromatic world where diesel mingles with nutty vanilla and earthy undertones.
Not your typical cannabis experience, huh?
It hits you with an Indica-dominant personality, boasting a 70-30 split.
This strain doesn't just get its name from nowhere - it's slick, potent, and masterfully complex.
But here's the kicker: it's got a strong appetite for nutrients and loves a controlled environment.
So, the more you know about its growth cycle, the better you'll become at nurturing its fullest potential.
After all, this strain’s nuanced attributes can only shine if its growth stages are managed meticulously.
Hold up, folks!
Before you picture lush green leaves and swollen buds, let’s talk basics.
Germination is where the life story of your Grease Monkey begins.
This stage might be short, but it's akin to a movie's opening scene - short yet monumental.
It sets the tone, it sets the mood, and most importantly, it sets the pathway for your cannabis plant’s journey from seed to yield.
So, you've got your Grease Monkey seeds, but now what?
Germination is the phase where the seed's hard shell softens up and allows a tiny root, known as a taproot, to break free.
While it might look like a minimal process, it’s a critical time when the seed decides whether or not it’s ready to emerge into the world.
Your primary goal here is to create an environment where the seed can absorb water and begin the initial stages of root and shoot development.
Like a sponge absorbing water, the seed takes in moisture, and its enzymes get activated, commencing the growth of a new plant.
This is the seed's awakening, so make it a memorable one!
Alright, the spotlight’s on you!
How do you bring your seeds to life?
There are classic techniques like the paper towel method or the straight-up soil method.
But let's up the ante a bit.
Enter germination cubes, which are like baby cribs for your seeds.
These cubes are particularly useful because they maintain moisture levels like a pro.
Then there's the "soaking method" where seeds get a 24-hour soak in distilled water.
A slight twist to this technique involves adding a smidgen of seaweed extract or rooting hormone to your soaking solution.
It gives your Grease Monkey seeds the extra oomph they need to explode into life.
So how long before your baby seedlings say hello to the world?
On average, Grease Monkey seeds take between 3 to 10 days to germinate.
You might think, "That's a broad range, buddy!"
Well, you're right.
Numerous factors affect the germination time - temperature, moisture, and seed quality, to name a few.
However, once you see a little shoot poking its head out, congratulations!
The first chapter of your Grease Monkey saga is complete, and your seedlings are ready for their next big adventure.
Keep an eye on the color and the pair of cotyledon leaves.
Once those appear, you know you’re moving on up in the world of cannabis cultivation.
Buckle up, because if germination was the appetizer, the seedling stage is the main course.
Well, sort of!
This phase is like baby steps into the world of cannabis cultivation, but don't let the term "baby" fool you.
What happens here could make or break your Grease Monkey aspirations.
So, how do you guide these fledgling plants from infanthood to their teenage phase?
Let's dig in!
Your seedlings are out and about, but what should you look for?
First up, the pair of round cotyledon leaves.
These are the training wheels of the plant world.
Next, watch out for the first set of true leaves - these will have the iconic serrated edges, just a mini version.
They're a sneak peek of the mature foliage that’ll grace your garden later.
In the seedling stage, Grease Monkey tends to be a touch more delicate, with finer leaves compared to some brawny Indicas.
Its slender leaves are like tiny flags, waving to announce the plant's readiness for a more complex life ahead.
As the custodian of these young lives, you have certain duties - namely, water, nutrients, and love (mostly water and nutrients).
It's tempting to drown these babies in a nutrient-rich solution, but ease up on the N-P-K ratios.
Seedlings prefer a light nutrient mix.
Start them off with 1/4 strength of what you'd give a mature plant.
Overfeeding at this stage can lead to nutrient lockout or worse, a condition called "nute burn."
Consider using a pH-balanced water to ensure optimal nutrient absorption.
In this phase, less is often more; a focused approach can pay off in dividends.
You've heard the term "photosynthesis," right?
Well, your seedlings are like mini solar panels, soaking up light and turning it into plant magic.
Your light source should be close but not scorching, preferably 6 to 12 inches above the seedlings.
As for the spectrum, blue light boosts vegetative growth, making CFL or LED lights a go-to choice.
Grease Monkey seedlings thrive in a temperature range of 70-80°F.
Too hot or too cold, and you'll see signs of stress like leaf curling or discoloration.
Keep that climate dialed in!
Pop quiz: how long will your Grease Monkey seedlings stay in this stage?
The answer varies, but generally, expect 2-4 weeks of seedling splendor.
You'll know it's time to transition when you see at least 4-6 nodes on your plant.
The nodes are the junctions where leaves and branches sprout.
As the plant inches closer to this nodal number, get ready; the vegetative stage is calling, and trust me, your Grease Monkey is gonna answer that call!
Welcome to the jungle - or at least the makings of one!
The vegetative stage is like the cannabis plant's awkward teenage years: growth spurts, appetite changes, and a bit of attitude.
That’s right, Grease Monkey plants need your guidance now more than ever.
They’re building their frame for future flowers, so let’s ensure they don’t stumble.
So when do you say goodbye to the seedling phase?
Simple: when you see 4 to 6 nodes on your plant, it's time to switch gears.
Cut the lights back to a solid 18/6 schedule (that’s 18 hours on and 6 hours off, for the uninitiated).
You're giving your Grease Monkey the signal to get down to serious business.
Upgrading your pots to at least 5-gallon containers is a move as savvy as a chess grandmaster.
It gives those roots room to roam and sets the stage for a bountiful harvest.
Grease Monkey, being a hybrid, brings you the best of both Indica and Sativa worlds.
It grows in a bushy pattern but also shoots up some lengthy branches.
Yep, this one likes to spread its wings and soar.
So, what does it demand?
Ample space, for starters.
You don't want the plants getting too cozy and causing a moisture buildup, which is basically an invite to mold and pests.
Next, crank up that light intensity.
Now that your plants are teens, they can handle more lumens - think 40,000 to 70,000 for prime growth.
These teens are hungry, but remember, quality over quantity.
While N-P-K (Nitrogen, Phosphorus, Potassium) is still the name of the game, it's the ratios that change.
You'll want to go heavier on nitrogen at this stage - something like a 3-1-2 ratio should do the trick.
Weekly feeding is generally a good approach, but keep an eye out for nutrient deficiencies or excesses, which can manifest as weird leaf colors or poor growth.
Imagine this stage as the adolescence of your Grease Monkey plants.
Like teenagers, they need boundaries - or in this case, pruning and training.
Techniques like Low Stress Training (LST) and Selective Pruning can maximize your yield and light exposure.
Screen of Green (SCROG) can also be incredibly effective here.
Bend and secure the branches horizontally to allow more bud sites to get their time under the limelight.
Cut away any lower branches that are too shaded, as they'll suck up energy with little return on investment.
Mark your calendar, but keep the eraser handy.
This stage is typically a 4 to 8-week gig, but that can vary depending on whether you're growing Grease Monkey from seed or clone, or if you're trying to fit multiple harvests into a season.
Rule of thumb: when your plant has reached about half of its desired final size, get ready to flip the script to flowering.
Picture this: Oscars Night for Cannabis.
Your Grease Monkey plants are ready to strut down the red carpet, donning their glamorous, trichome-covered buds.
Flowering is the grand finale, but it ain't a cakewalk.
This is where your meticulous attention to details can be the difference between “meh” and “mind-blowing.”
Alright, you're scanning your green canopy and something catches your eye: small white hairs, or pistils, emerging from the nodes.
It's showtime!
Another sign to look for is the stretching of the plant, which typically doubles in height.
This is your plant saying, "Look at me, world!
I'm ready to flower!"
Observe the transition in leaf structure too; you'll see more fan leaves shrink to reveal the flowering sites.
When it comes to lighting, this is the phase where the nights get longer and the days shorter, mimicking Mother Nature's autumnal signals.
Switch that light cycle to 12/12, meaning 12 hours of light and 12 hours of uninterrupted darkness.
Photoperiod manipulation is your magic wand here.
Reducing light exposure can sometimes speed up the flowering process, but be cautious.
You don't want to stress your plants and turn those gorgeous buds into hermaphrodites.
If vegetative was the “teenage munchies” phase, flowering is the “fine dining” period.
The plants develop a palate for more phosphorus and potassium, easing off the nitrogen.
A 1-3-2 ratio could serve you well.
Be mindful of caloric intake; yes, plants have one too!
Overfeeding can lead to nutrient lockout, making your plants lose out on other essential nutrients.
Humidity is the unsung hero or villain of the flowering stage.
Aim for a relative humidity of around 40-50%.
Higher humidity levels can welcome unwanted guests like mold and mildew.
As for temperature, keep it between 68-77°F (20-25°C).
Consistency is key.
Fluctuations in temperature and humidity can result in stressed plants and inferior buds.
Eyes on the prize!
Your harvest window is guided by the color of the trichomes.
Clear means too early; amber means you might've overshot a bit.
You're gunning for milky white.
This is the prime time to harvest for the most balanced THC/CBD levels.
Get yourself a magnifying glass or a jeweler’s loupe to inspect those tiny trichomes up close.
Timing is everything.
Typically, the Grease Monkey strain will require 8-9 weeks of flowering.
However, this can slightly vary based on environmental factors and whether you're growing from seeds or clones.
Rule of thumb: don’t rush it.
Good things, or in this case, excellent buds, come to those who wait.