Mada Masr

Andeel | Worker: "What do you mean he is going to be BURIED in it?"

Andeel | Sisi: "A true lord, I swear to God."

 Mailbox: "You can't always use the envelopes as an excuse." [NB: In Arabic, "envelopes" and "conditions" (as in, "current conditions in the country") are the same word.]

Sisi in computer: "DON'T!"  

Andeel | Mother: "May God plant your love in the hearts of people regardless of your achievements, and with a little help from the psychological warfare department and the media that's controlled by state bodies." Sisi: "Merci Mommy."

Aly Galal | R-L: 1. Glug... glug... 2. Thanks, I was really really thirsty. 3. One more favor please... 4. Could you please not tell me the source of that water until we go back home?

Mohab | Businessman: "It's all mine!"

Andeel | Aunt: "Why do you never check up on your aunt, you naughty boy?"